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Song Parodies -> "Billy Please Be Our Toy Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Billy Don't Be a Hero"

Original Performer:

Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods

Parody Song Title:

"Billy Please Be Our Toy Boy"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

We live to confuse Malcolm.... ;-)
We'll promise you a penthouse on Main Street
Some fancy clothes - be wined and dined
Joined Amiright and there we saw Billy
Wanted to show him a good time
Don't worry none about our gender
You're young and we just want our way
This guessin' game it sure was confusin'
But have no fears you'll be okay

Billy please be our toy boy - we can show you the good life
Billy please be our toy boy - with us you won't need a wife
And we're not givin' you choice - so now don't be lookin' at Royce
Billy please be our toy boy - try us and see

We know old Mal is poppin' viagra
We'll tire him in one go-round
Pip said to Mer "We must get a young one"
We need one whose hormones abound
Let's take a cab out to Long Island
And bring us back some Florios
And Billy said "I just have one question"
"Can we do stuff with oreos?"

We say: Billy please be our toy boy - we can show you the good life
Billy please be our toy boy - with us you won't need a wife
We won't be givin' you choice - we say you can make lots of noise
Billy please be our toy boy - let's make it three

We heard that Mal sent Billy a letter
Told him how we'd lead him astray
"They'll use you up - wear you down to zero
Those two will make you old and grey"
We bet Bill threw that letter away ...

(lots of happy marching music for fast frolicky fun and fade...)

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Billy Florio - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Live to confuse Malcolm?! I think you live to confuse me! lol.....Yeah let me get back to you on this lol......this is a great parody guys//girls/???'s .....I like how you again rhymed Florio with Oreo lol
Michael Pacholek - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You...uh, people...are sick, sick, sick. This may not be a bad thing. Like always say, a sick mind is a terrible thing to waste.
malcolm higgins - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael, insanity for me?? these two drive me insane.. way to go girls/guys whatever.. and you have to "pop" viagra.. I tried to take one slowly one night and ended up with a stiff neck
Bo Donaldson - June 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I will never think of the song ever the same.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody about the Merry & Pippin/Malcolm Higgins Controversy

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