We'll promise you a penthouse on Main Street
Some fancy clothes - be wined and dined
Joined Amiright and there we saw Billy
Wanted to show him a good time
Don't worry none about our gender
You're young and we just want our way
This guessin' game it sure was confusin'
But have no fears you'll be okay

Billy please be our toy boy - we can show you the good life
Billy please be our toy boy - with us you won't need a wife
And we're not givin' you choice - so now don't be lookin' at Royce
Billy please be our toy boy - try us and see

We know old Mal is poppin' viagra
We'll tire him in one go-round
Pip said to Mer "We must get a young one"
We need one whose hormones abound
Let's take a cab out to Long Island
And bring us back some Florios
And Billy said "I just have one question"
"Can we do stuff with oreos?"

We say: Billy please be our toy boy - we can show you the good life
Billy please be our toy boy - with us you won't need a wife
We won't be givin' you choice - we say you can make lots of noise
Billy please be our toy boy - let's make it three

We heard that Mal sent Billy a letter
Told him how we'd lead him astray
"They'll use you up - wear you down to zero
Those two will make you old and grey"
We bet Bill threw that letter away ...

(lots of happy marching music for fast frolicky fun and fade...)