-> "In the Kitchen"
Original Song Title:
"In the Navy"
Parody Song Title:
"In the Kitchen"
Parody Written by:
Paul Reid
The Lyrics
In The Kitchen
Where can you find snacks, search the fridge for drinks,
Learn about the food pyramid?
Where can you begin to make all your food dreams all come true?
At the Table or in the kitchen?
Where can you learn to eat pie, play with food or fizz,
Study snackagraphy?
Sign up for the big meal or sit at the table
Where your team sits while the others eat meet.
In the Kitchen, yes, you can sprinkle the seven seasonings.
In the Kitchen, yes, you can dip your biscuit at cheese.
In the Kitchen, come on now people; let's bake a cake.
In the Kitchen, can't you see we need some cream?
In the Kitchen, come on, select the brand.
In the Kitchen, come on and join your fellow, chef.
In the Kitchen, come on, all new cooks, and use your pan.
In the Kitchen, In the Kitchen.
They want you! They want you! They want you as our gourmet chef!
If you like using knifes don't you wait to enter...
The cutlery test is a pass.
Don't you hesitate; there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new cooks fast.
Maybe you are you use buns for your steak!
But don't you worry 'bout that it's not stirred!
For I'm sure there will be always the good Gravy
Pouring on the chicken and the beans.
In the Kitchen...
They want you! They want you! They want you as a gourmet chef!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a gourmet chef!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of saucers!
..hey..hey..look, chefs...
I get breadstick by ordering them on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a Kitchen?
They want you! They want you!
In the Kitchen.
In the Kitchen...
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