Song Parodies -> "Baby You Can Bait My Hook"

Original Song Title:

"Baby You Can Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

"Baby You Can Bait My Hook"

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The Lyrics

Asked a girl to come fishin with me
She said "baby, if it's free"
I wanna catch a lunker, a 20 pound bass
But I don't wanna touch that jazz

Baby you can bait my hook
You can clean em and I'll cook
Baby you can bait my hook
And Baby I love you

I told her fishin prospects were good
And she said baby, it's understood
Outdoor relaxin would be very fine
Can you get the kinks out of my line?

Baby you can bait my hook
I don't really wanna look
Baby you can bait my hook
And Baby I love you

Big keepers, keep, keep, yeah

Baby you can bait my hook
I don't really wanna look
Baby you can bait my hook
And Baby I love you

I told her, I've got a great fishin place
And she said just don't put that worm in my face
I got no stomach for sticking that thing
Unless I drink about a quart of gin

Baby you can bait my hook
You can clean em and I'll cook
Baby you can bait my hook
And Baby I love you

Catch & release em-yeah
Or we can keep em-yeah
You're gonna clean em-yeah
We're gonna eat em-yeah

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Rice Cube - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Eh hehehehe...

Wild Man - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Funny song Royce Man.

royce miller - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Wild man, I'm a woman with a funky name--you might not have been around for the "coming out"--thanks for reading the parodies; it means alot

Wild Man - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for the clarifacation. Please let me know which salutaion to use when I address you on the board . Be Man, or Madam, and if you are bi we will use Ac/Dc.

royce miller - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm surely not bi--you can call me man if you want, just so long as you know the truth........

Billy Florio - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment

"Im gonna tell ya how it's gonna be....Im gonna give all 5's to thee".....sung of course to the tune of the Rolling Stones "Not fade away"....

Wild Man - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Royce, you are a very good amirighter , I did not intend to slam you. I call everyone Man, because it's My way of speaking on the board. I am sorry if you did not find humor in my comment. No harm intended.

Bob Gomez - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Madamoiselle Royce, I hereby crown thee the undisputed Monarch of the Fishing Parodies. Please write one about George W. going fishing with his dad? How about "Tanglin' Lines" to the tune of "Hitchin' A Ride"? It's all yours, go for it! d;:^)

Meriadoc - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment

This was great. "Big keepers" was perfect.

Kat - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment

This girl is as bad about touching gross stuff as I am, I feel her pain.

MoNsTeRmAsKuS - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

lol Nice

Christie Marie M - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment

You just caught big 5's out of the ocean!!

FishNetFriday - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir, I loved to go fishing wCampagna Bros. CwoboyDave got me my own pair of waders, too. But I'll admit that I spent my time mostly napping on the shore, or teasing/chasing Dave around in the stream . . .

Oh,,WaderDear - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment

. . . . Reason he got me those waders was his ardent hope that I'd wear the waders & his fishingVest, with nothing else . . . yeah, Dave, right ! !

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