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Song Parodies -> "Treat it With Some Lanicane"

Original Song Title:

"Rock You Like A Hurricane"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Treat it With Some Lanicane"

Parody Written by:

Ol' John Brown

The Lyrics

Itchy, dry, stinging skin? Maybe the Scorpions have the cure? Can you see this as a commercial/video or is it just me?
It's early morning
The bumps come out
My dermis was itching
for cryin'-out loud
Arm is burning
So I scratch my skin
Oh no it's
that allergy again
The sore is furry
And begins to swell
It's so itchy
I'm here to tell
It begins to run
It might just glow
I'm about to sneeze
Grab-a-tissue and blow!

If you itch right-here, treat it with some Lanicane
If you itch right-here, treat it with some Lanicane

(Treat it with some Lanicane!)

My arm is burning
I start to shout
Releif is coming
Without a doubt
It comes in stages
Till scabs break loose
Just have to make it
Want to bite a goose
My bladder is calling
I have to go
Maybe it's my laundry
The Ivory Snow
That's making me itch
and my skin grow thin
Need a hunting knife
To scrape my shins

If you itch right-here, treat it with some Lanicane
If you itch right-here, treat it with some Lanicane

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Claude Prez - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
It's just you. No, seriously--once again, a good idea well done. Only problem was with the first part of the chorus. Overall, quite good tho.
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Good song. I wouldn't have thought of this. I've been itching to do a Scorpions song though =)
Wild Man - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny , your Hot Hot Hot , thease last few weeks!
Phil Alexander - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant... could almost hear Klaus Meine for a sec, there :-)
Phil Alexander - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
...just thinking about what Claude said, though: maybe a closer chorus might be "Itchy Arm - Treat it with some lanacaine"

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