Ohhhh look at all the lazy people!
Ohhhh look at all the lazy people!

Michael McCormick, sitting at home drinking beers watchin' porn on TV,
He had to pee.
Wants to get up to, go to the john sit down and take a leak.
No toilet paper,

All the lazy people, where do they all come from?
All the lazy people, why don't they do something?

Wipes with his hand and, goes to the sink to wash of the poo from his hand,
No soap is present.
Goes back to sit down, eats a burrito with poo still left on his hand,
Not sanitary.

All the unclean people, where do they all come from?
All the unclean people, why don't they wash their hands?

Ahhhh look at all the lazy people!
Ahhhh look at all the lazy people!

Michael McCormick, got the Ebola and died, wouldn't fit in the grave,
He was too fat.
Joey McKenzie, was Mikey's friend, and he was about twice as large,
Counted his days.

All the obese people, where do they all come from?
All the obese people, how do they get so large?