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Song Parodies -> "Div & Wild Man"

Original Song Title:

"Jack & Diane"

Original Performer:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Div & Wild Man"

Parody Written by:

Diva & Wild Man

The Lyrics

This collaboration so we can introduce ourselves to the AMIRIGHT audiance. Hope you enjoy. because our real lives are comical as hell.
Little ditty about the Wild Man
a real florida gator
who speaks like Hulk Hogan

He really was a football star
with Attention Deficit
now, he went pretty far

luckin' on to college
to get his degree
became a Doctor so
he could cure some disease

Diva say, " Hey, Baby Man
lets run off and be free
put down those mediclne books
and lets go ride your Harley"
And Wildy say:

Oh yeah life is fun
now we got a daughter
and two sons

Oh yeah, life is fun.
after the skills
of medicine are done
They walk on

Man, he sits back
reflects on his Buc's a moment
this Saturday night
they get their Superbowl rings.

Well you know Diva,
We should ride to the city
She says: " Maybe, Man
until your cell phone rings"
And He say-a:

Oh yeah , life is fun
got a daughter
and two sons

Oh yeah , life is fun
When the skills
of medicine are done

A little crock,
a little faux
let the tuna melt come and
save me a roll

Hold on to sixteen songs as long as you can
The Am I Writers are gonna use em again.

Little ditty
bout Div and Wild Man
two American kids
with zest in their cans!

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Claude Prez - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job and welcome.
Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
A Florida Gator??? I was down your way for the Orange Bowl a couple years back when my Terps got, well crushed. But it was a great tailgate (in the rain), and the Gator fans were pretty nice (they seemed pretty happy after winning by 23)
Wild Man - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Gator's not as good this year, but the atmosphere at college games is very lively, and most locals are friendly. Glad you had a chance to visit the Sunshine State
Rick D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I was wondering why your stuff isn't higher up on the list. It's because you split your numbers three ways.

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