Song Parodies -> "Dirty Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Pop"

Original Performer:

N'SYNC

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty Rice"

Parody Written by:

The Dixie Squirrels

The Lyrics

Well, last night, my family went out to a Cajun restauraunt, and I had visited AmIRight that day, looking at some of the parodies of "Pop", and so I decided to write my own.

Dirty rice, yo

Sick and tired of hearing
All these people talk about
What's the deal with this rice stuff?
Can I get my meal without?
But this stuff ain't really dirt.
It's just a bunch of spice and herbs.
And when you eat it, you wil see
That it's too good for words.
(Come on now)

It doesn't matter
'Bout the fish I get
Or if my drink has ice
All that matters
Is that you recognize
That I ordered dirty rice
It doesn't matter
About whether or not
This song really rhymes
All that matters
Is that when I go out
I eat dirty rice every time
(Come on now)

Do you ever wonder why
I'm actin' like I'm high
When I take that first bite
Of dirty rice
Just look at all I got
(Look at all I got)
Now that I'm eatin' I can't stop
(I can't stop)
I feel ike I'm about to pop
Come on now
This must be, rice

Dirty rice
Baby it tastes so nice
I know you
Like this dirty rice
This must be

Now, why you wanna try
To classify the type of food
That I eat?
'Cause you carnivores
Are all the same
All you ever want is meat
Tired of feelin in
My stomach all these hunger pains
Just worry about your food
I'll order mine
I'm gonna eat my grains.

It doesn't matter
'Bout how much I eat
Or how much weight I gain
All that matters
Is that you recognize
That I got my dirty grain (oh)
It doesn't matter
About if any's on my
Clothes or on my chin
All that matters
Is the food I got and
What food group it's in
(Come on)

Do you ever wonder why
I'm actin' like I'm high
When I take that first bite
Of dirty rice?
Just look at all I got
(Look at all I got)
Now that I'm eatin' I can't stop
(I can't stop)
I feel ike I'm about to pop
Come on now
This must be, rice

Ooh
Man I'm tired of waiting

Dirty, dirty, dirty rice
Dirty rice
Do you ever wonder?
[Echoes]
Dixie Squirrels!

(Oh)
Do you ever wonder why
(Ever wonder why)
I'm actin' like I'm high
(Actin' like I'm high)
When I take that first bite
Of dirty rice
Just look at all I got
(Y'all just look at
All I got)
Now that I'm eatin', I can't stop
(I can't stop)
I feel like I'm about to pop
Come on now
This must be

Do you ever wonder why
(Ever wonder)
I'm actin' like I'm high
(Actin' like I'm high)
When I take that first bite
Of dirty rice
Just look at all I got
(Y'all just look at
All I got)
Now that I'm eatin', I can't stop
I feel like I'm about to pop
This must be, rice

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