Song Parodies -> Please Take A Bath

Original Song Title:

"Don't Laugh At Me"

Original Performer:

Mark Wills

  
Parody Song Title:

"Please Take A Bath"

Parody Written by:

Shane Frederick

This is the only clean song that I have. If you want to hear really funny music e-mail me at shanesalliance@hotmail.com
Please take a bath
You're a nerd with booger glasses, you get wedgies in the street
You let a gas bomb and we die, cause you got a fart that no one can beat
And you know how it feels to be crapping, sitting in a seat
You're the shi*ter on the corner, you smell like a dog in heat,
You're a single teenage boy, no one likes because you stink,
You don't have to change your ways, if you want to breed a cow

but

Please take a bath, please wash your butt, it smells just like your raunchy nuts,
In the tub, you've never been, someday well all have healthy skin, please take a bath.

I'm the gangster on the corner looking to get someone beat
I wouldn't be out here whopping if I had a girl to eat
And don't think I don't notice the badge sitting in your seat
I lost the boss and Billy Joe someone lit the TNT
The day they laid them in the ground is the day I rocked the whites
And right now I'm down to shooting this explosive M-16

So Don't mess with me, Don't give me bull
I take this rifle and shoot off your tool
In my eyes your all mean, someday I'll be rich and mean
Don't mess with me

I'm mean, I'm fat, I'm dumb, I smell
I'm mental I'm gay now that's just wrong

Please take a bath, please wash your butt, it smells just like your raunchy nuts,
In my eyes your all mean, someday I'll be rich and mean
Don't mess with me
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