The Devil went down to Springfield
He was looking for a brain to steal
He missed his class
His professor wanted his ass
And he was willing to make a deal

When he came upon this young girl
Wearin' a red dress and doin' some math
And the devil jumped
Up on an old tree stump
And said honey prepare for my wrath

Now you solve a pretty good equation, sis
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a laptop of gold
Against your brain
Cause I think I'm better than you

The girl said my name's Lisa
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
Cause I'm the smartest there's ever been

The devil opened up his book
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he got prepared to go

Then he ran his pen across the paper
And it made a evil hiss
His band of demons cheered him on
And it sounded something like this

(sound of writing and calculator buttons being pressed)

When the devil finished
Lisa said "A 94; you're pretty good old son
Just sit right in that desk over there
And let me show you how math's done"

Derivatives and Integrals
Fractions, too
The devil thinks his math skills are really cool
Algebra so hard makes Homer say D'oh!
Lisa are you gonna crack
No man, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden laptop
On the ground at Lisa's feet

Lisa said, Devil just come on back
If you wanna try calc again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the smartest there's ever been

Derivatives and Integrals
Fractions, too
The devil thinks his math skills are really cool
Algebra so hard makes Homer say D'oh!
Lisa are you gonna crack
No man, no