Went campaigning
to a new city
to get away from Bill and all
do imagine
I'm too familiar
and all my money will go far

I didn't leave Bill
in times of troubles
though, I thought that it was wrong
I want sympathy
for all my bad times
that's why I just wrote my memoirs

I went writing
'bout my passions
and how I stole the seat I'm in
I always know the
real bad reactions
can just be settled with some cash

I wont win ever
without inflammation
I never wanna work that hard
I just need someone
to feel my pain too
that's why I just wrote my memoirs

I need to win over this big country
by passing bribes to folks like you
hope this'll make you feel my sympathy
and then I'll get all your votes too

I'm sticking by Bill
that's forever
single women don't get far
I really want to
win this election
That's why I just wrote my memoirs