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Song Parodies -> "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Go Knockin' on My Door"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Where No Man Has Gone Before"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
**Captain Kirk**
Where no man's gone before
Where no man's gone before
Captain's log:
0 4 8 point 9
Enterprise soars high
"Live long and prosper" means "bye-bye"
Fly away
Mr. Spock wears blue
It is so untrue
And I can hear myself saying:
I am starving here without food
I'm from the future and I
I will boldly go
[CHORUS:]
Where no man has gone before
'Cause my name is James T. Kirk
Klingons we diss, they be crazy I
Sit on my orange back
My pants are the darkest black
Where no man has gone before
**Dr. McCoy**
Captian, see
It's a mystery
It's ain't clear to me
This guy's dead, he's all history
**Spock**
Price to pay?
We can't sleep at night
Klingons we will fight
**Captain Kirk**
And I can hear myself saying:
I am starving here without food
I'm from the future and I
I will boldly go
[Repeat CHORUS]
Where no man has gone before
Where no man has gone before
Where no man has gone before
**Scotty**
Do what you want
[As long as I beam you up]
Where no man has gone before
'Cause my name is James T. Kirk
Klingons we diss, they be crazy I
Sit on my orange back
My pants are the darkest black
Where no man has gone before
[Repeat CHORUS]
Where no man's gone before
Where no man's gone before
Captain's log:
0 4 8 point 9
Enterprise soars high
"Live long and prosper" means "bye-bye"
Fly away
Mr. Spock wears blue
It is so untrue
And I can hear myself saying:
I am starving here without food
I'm from the future and I
I will boldly go
[CHORUS:]
Where no man has gone before
'Cause my name is James T. Kirk
Klingons we diss, they be crazy I
Sit on my orange back
My pants are the darkest black
Where no man has gone before
**Dr. McCoy**
Captian, see
It's a mystery
It's ain't clear to me
This guy's dead, he's all history
**Spock**
Price to pay?
We can't sleep at night
Klingons we will fight
**Captain Kirk**
And I can hear myself saying:
I am starving here without food
I'm from the future and I
I will boldly go
[Repeat CHORUS]
Where no man has gone before
Where no man has gone before
Where no man has gone before
**Scotty**
Do what you want
[As long as I beam you up]
Where no man has gone before
'Cause my name is James T. Kirk
Klingons we diss, they be crazy I
Sit on my orange back
My pants are the darkest black
Where no man has gone before
[Repeat CHORUS]
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I'm surprised to say I know the original song...only because I bought the album for one of my own Britney parodies.
Right, Jeff, and you watch Christina Aguilera's videos for the articles. (chuckle chuckle smirk smirk)
Touche =)
What else can I....say, but........wow!
I thought when you named it "Where no man has gone before", that you were talking about Brittany.
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