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Song Parodies -> "Rock You, Sock You, Pick You Up & Drop You!"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Rock You, Sock You, Pick You Up & Drop You!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

When I was younger, my campmate with no name, taught me how to sing a song on the bus called "Rock You, Sock You, Pick You Up & Drop You" on the way to Camp Winnebago in Rockford, Illinois.

Buddy, you're a boy makin' big noise
playing on the street
gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on your face
your big disk breaks
you got a two turntables and a microphone

We will, we will rock you, sock you
Pick you up and drop you
Flush you down the toilet
I hope you'll enjoy it!

Buddy, yo�'re young man hard man
shoutin' on the streets
gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on your face
your big disk breaks
you gotta tut-tut-tut on the microphone

We will, we will rock you, sock you
Pick you up and drop you
Flush you down the toilet
I hope you'll enjoy it!

Buddy, you're an old man poor man
pleading with your eyes
gonna make you some peace some day
you got mud on your face
your big disk breaks
I'll slap slap slap on Michael's head

We will, we will rock you, sock you
Pick you up and drop you
Flush you down the toilet
I hope you'll enjoy it!
We will, we will rock you, sock you
Pick you up and drop you
Flush you down the toilet
I hope you'll enjoy it!

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Pat - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Good!!

different sort of freak - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey, I remember this version from when I was a little kid too!

not gonna tell my name - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment

i remember this song when i was little and the boys in my class started singing it then i got the idea and beat them(i memorized the whole song before them) all they knew was "we will we will rock you sock you"

Not Telling - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment

i've known this song since first grade! still, it was pretty good, i guess.

? - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment

People were singing it at my school

nevermind1534 - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment

I remember this from elementary school

you never know. - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

i am in elementar school n sum boiz were singing iht frm meh class at lunch time.ihts a goog song i quess

Kawabunga - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment

This is a real song. Not some crazy baby song. it has a real beat to it. I LOVE THIS SONG!!! TOATALY ROCKI'N SONG. Pres. Obama should be a fan of this song. Oh, Yeah!!!!!

Kazuma - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment

hey man whats up with the end of the verses, none of them sound right

Skuurt - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment

I loveeee this song . me and my cousin just thought of it and just had to find it ! remember this from elementry school :)

jon - January 08, 2012 - Report this comment

who ever does not like this song will get picked by me flushed down the toilet

superstardiva28 - December 14, 2012 - Report this comment

i like this song but i do cheerleading and are's go.....we will we will rock you down heat you up like a volcano is about to erupt

jam - January 09, 2014 - Report this comment

i remember this song from elementary school !!! like 10 yrs ago lol

jeff kenny - January 03, 2015 - Report this comment

this is the most awsome thing i ever read

Jon - July 10, 2015 - Report this comment

I remember hearing/singing a variation of this in the early 90s, as a kid. The earliest versions of this parody were started in the late 70s.

Kent - July 11, 2015 - Report this comment

How juvenile, I loved it man. Awesome!!!

Rob Arndt - July 12, 2015 - Report this comment

Funny, did a slightly different version for Monday!

Fernando - January 29, 2016 - Report this comment

It's pretty good

ty-ty (tyler) - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment

it is awesome!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel Marquez - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment

Love this song!!!!!Awesome!!!!!!

Todd Mandrieves - October 20, 2017 - Report this comment

I made my own version when I had nothing to do XD. We will we will rock you sock you pick you up and drop you throw you in the toilet I hope you enjoy it, throw you around the streets of town and yeah, we'll go to jail but at least we'll get mail, you ain't got no letters but two. And they're both from your mommy sayin' "I wuv you."

Trevor Lawrence - January 09, 2019 - Report this comment

Hunter Renfrow was singing this song in the locker room as we were getting ready for the national champions and we did win and also De'shawn watson was sining it kid you are good make more of these please the whole clemson team loves it we sing it before every game now this is awesome. also go tigers

Milly - January 01, 2020 - Report this comment

You smell

I Remember Queen - January 05, 2020 - Report this comment

Pathetic lame crap. Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave.

cum - September 20, 2020 - Report this comment

cum

KahilPiannisGreekFreek - May 26, 2023 - Report this comment

Bro this song is fire 🔥 extend it pls

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