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Song Parodies -> "Humpty Dumpty"

Original Song Title:

"Jump Around"

Original Performer:

House Of Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Humpty Dumpty"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Old woman
In the Shoe,
Little boy Blue,
Miss Muffet too
I got bad news for you
Now detectives search why
The egg man was perched high
On a ten foot wall, it is by far the worst i-
Dea since, the pig, (dumb pig) built his house out of sticks
And then the wolf came and, blew it down and ate him
Doubt he was jumping when that egg named Humpty
Was sitting really high; it was less of a dumb thing
When Miss Penny, said the world's ending
He's lacking life like the cats of Kilkenny, who both died
In a, violent fight
Since just like the poor egg they were not very bright
He fell on the ground, he fell on the ground
So let out your tears since Humpty's down

Humpty's down
He fell, he fell on the ground
Thump! (17x)

He fell real fast like Jack and ole Jill
But it hurts much less to fall down a hill
It's very plain, the fall caused him pain
He's got less life than Red Riding's got brains
And just like the house of three bears he's a mess
You'd better look carefully where you step
Cause he's got pieces, let me warn ye
That could make you cry like Georgy Porgy
All of the king's armed forces and horses tried to fix
The Eggman's shattered shell, with their fancy tricks
To no avail, all efforts failed
They might as well try to, keep imps in jail
He fell on the ground, he fell on the ground
So let out your tears since Humpty's down

Humpty's down
He fell, he fell on the ground
Thump! (17x)

He was not a bad egg, Never seemed depressed
I wonder why he'd sit, on a fifteen foot ledge
Well maybe somebody had dared him,
Or some fierce monster scared him
Up the wall and he hoped, that his great height would spare him
But the height was no help since he shattered
And the clean up guys are, all mad as a hatter
Since they just have so much, to clean clean up up
His shell and yolk have to be picked up ; as you all know he broke
What happened was tragic, what happened was tragic
Wizards can't fix him, he's beyond magic
He fell on the ground, he fell on the ground
So let out your tears since Humpty's down

Humpty's down
He fell, he fell on the ground
Thump! (17x)

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lebeiw15 - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Very nice.
Lee Rasiel - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This is similar to the parody White Mystery posted which was The Real Bugs Bunny a parody of The Real Slim Shady

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