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Song Parodies -> "Flushed Away"

Original Song Title:

"Drift Away"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker and Dobie Gray

Parody Song Title:

"Flushed Away"

Parody Written by:

Jason C. Reeher

The Lyrics

Scatalogical references, song parodies, Uncle Kracker's cultural irrelevance and fleeting fame, it's all here...
Day after day I'm more confused
Yet I look for the bowl through the pipes and drain
This t.p. looks mighty used
But I'm feeling a bowel strain
Aint it a shame?

Oh, lift me the seat boys, and free my soul
I wanna get flushed down your toliet bowl
And drift away.

I'm beginning to think I wasted a dime
I don't understand why I can't pooh
The tile down there looks so unkind
But you help me along, watch out for my dong

Oh, lift me the seat boys and free my soul
I wanna get flushed down your toliet bowl
And drift away.

And when my bowels are free
And Uncle Kracker's there to soothe me.
Thank you, Kracker for your CD
I want you to know, I used your picture for t.p.
With rhythm and rhyme, and your singing's off key
Now I'm counting on you, to help me pooh.

(a-crap-pella)
Lift me the seat boys, and free my soul, I wanna get flushed
down your toliet bowl
And drift away.

Hey, won't you take one? Oh-oh, take one?
Uh... you said "bottom."

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xey - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
that sh!t sucks
aoit - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
How tottally original... NOT! I bet this parody was written by a three year old, or a person who has the IQ of your average three year old. Here's my vote for this: zero-zero-zero! :P Now go take a hike!
============================== - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
bye bye

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