Cable's got every kind of station;
From travel to education.
They got shows for man and wife,
Some that shock as a fact of life.
Others make you bite your tongue,
They brought their anguish mixed with dung.
What's to watch on TV Land?
Spaghetti westerns from Japan.

Quality people! Quality thrive!
This crowd says give, Don't cloud the sky!

Just take in whole each TV station,
Put the writers on medication.
Can't convert although we try,
Before we conquer we divide.

Quality people! Quality thrive.
Not what you give, But how you try.

Maybe someday the channel turn,
Quality stations will return, will return, will return, will return, will return.