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Song Parodies -> "Ninety-Six Beers"
Original Song Title:
"Ninety-Six Tears"
Original Performer:
Questionmark & The Mysterians
Parody Song Title:
"Ninety-Six Beers"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Too plenty cheer hops to impart and be tryin',
Too many beer drops to take part and merry on.
I just can't stop now, feelin' hefty.
I'm just not lastin' like I could be,
Another notch now, If I can bear.
Kidneys like leather, can piddle like the Nile,
No need to taste, chug down another beer.
And so I'm tryin' 96 beers.
Rye, rye.
I hope I don't chuck up. I just can't stop,
I might be down there. lookin' up.
I just might heave, from this beer,
But I can't start to heavin' now,
I'm gettin' near, thunder and pow.
I'm gonna get through, and take my bow,
I'm way high, high, just so high,
Too plenty cheer hops to impart and be tryin',
Too many beer drops to take part and merry on.
I will apply 96 beers,
Drink the rye of 96 beers.
I'm really high, high high wow,
I'm gonna try, try try to down,
96 beers.
C'mon and please don't let me fry now,
Give me three cheers, don' wanna queer this try.
Fight and sway, yeah, all night long,
Duh, 96 beers, try try try.
C'mon maybe, gonna really try now, crawl along,
For 96 beers, so far gone now,
From 96 beers.
Too many beer drops to take part and merry on.
I just can't stop now, feelin' hefty.
I'm just not lastin' like I could be,
Another notch now, If I can bear.
Kidneys like leather, can piddle like the Nile,
No need to taste, chug down another beer.
And so I'm tryin' 96 beers.
Rye, rye.
I hope I don't chuck up. I just can't stop,
I might be down there. lookin' up.
I just might heave, from this beer,
But I can't start to heavin' now,
I'm gettin' near, thunder and pow.
I'm gonna get through, and take my bow,
I'm way high, high, just so high,
Too plenty cheer hops to impart and be tryin',
Too many beer drops to take part and merry on.
I will apply 96 beers,
Drink the rye of 96 beers.
I'm really high, high high wow,
I'm gonna try, try try to down,
96 beers.
C'mon and please don't let me fry now,
Give me three cheers, don' wanna queer this try.
Fight and sway, yeah, all night long,
Duh, 96 beers, try try try.
C'mon maybe, gonna really try now, crawl along,
For 96 beers, so far gone now,
From 96 beers.
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I don't know the song, so I'm going on wording, which is excellent.
Im having pacing problems....I dont know...it was a great idea for a song...anyway, have you ever heard ? talk? He legally changed his name to the symbol ? and when ever hes asked where hes from he says Mars......
That could be true. There is a small 'burg' just north of Pittsburgh that is name Mars. I have picture of a highway sign saying "Mars" with an arrow pointing the way.
but hes from Flint, Michigan....and he means the planet lol
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