It's my uncontrollable dumb vacuum cleaner

My uncontrollable new vacuum cleaner
Oh dammit, oh dammit, oh dammit d'oh!

Has a tiny little bag but that is quite deceiving
Oh dammit oh dammit oh dammit d'oh!

Now barks and whimpers are heard inside
Since it ate up my 10 pound poodle last night

And I was real elated when I got it for free but
It's an uncontrollable dumb vacuum cleaner
All in its path
Will go in its bag
That's the reason why
It did not have a price tag

I would take the driver's seat
To run it over
So panicked, so panicked, so panicked, D'oh
But it might just gobble me and my Land Rover
So panicked, so panicked, so pacnicked, D'oh

Well the vacuum cleaner's antics
Make my face turn crimson
And then I start to swear just like Homer J. Simpson

And I was real elated when I got it for free but
It's an uncontrollable dumb vacuum cleaner
All in its path
Will go in its bag
That's the reason why
It did not have a price tag

Nasty uncontrollable dumb vacuum cleaner

Oh man it's so bad oh goddammit D'oh
Oh man it's so bad oh goddammit D'oh

Well I called its maker to whine about it
But they said it was made in an accident

Well evil spacemen came and redesigned it to eat us
Nasty uncontrollable dumb vacuum cleaner
And now I'll pass
When the price is nil
Since this terrible
Vacuum just might get me killed

Nasty uncontrollable dumb vacuum cleaner

Oh man it's so bad oh goddammit D'oh
Oh man it's so bad oh goddammit D'oh