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Song Parodies -> "Pump"
Original Song Title:
"Jump"
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Pump"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
One day you just might see Diamond David Lee Roth himself pumping your gas.
Pump
You drive up, I put my mag down
Your tank says E, been driving all over town
And I know, baby just what you need
You've got to fu-uu-uu-el up the gas tank, to move at full speed
Oh can't you see me standing here
I'm at your service to pump your gasoline
This is the New Jersey scene
Can't pump your own gasoline!
Don't touch the pump. Pump!
I'm at the pump
Full service pump. Pump!
Full service pump
Aaa-ohh. Hey you! Don't touch that
Baby where you been?
You say you don't know, from Idaho
Passing through on Route 10
Oh can't you see me standing here
I'm at your service to pump your gasoline
This is the New Jersey scene
Can't pump your own gasoline!
I'm here to pump. Pump!
I gotta pump
You cannot pump. Pump!
I'm here to pump
Tip me to pump. Pump!
Tip me to pump
My job is to pump. Pump!
My job is to pump.
You drive up, I put my mag down
Your tank says E, been driving all over town
And I know, baby just what you need
You've got to fu-uu-uu-el up the gas tank, to move at full speed
Oh can't you see me standing here
I'm at your service to pump your gasoline
This is the New Jersey scene
Can't pump your own gasoline!
Don't touch the pump. Pump!
I'm at the pump
Full service pump. Pump!
Full service pump
Aaa-ohh. Hey you! Don't touch that
Baby where you been?
You say you don't know, from Idaho
Passing through on Route 10
Oh can't you see me standing here
I'm at your service to pump your gasoline
This is the New Jersey scene
Can't pump your own gasoline!
I'm here to pump. Pump!
I gotta pump
You cannot pump. Pump!
I'm here to pump
Tip me to pump. Pump!
Tip me to pump
My job is to pump. Pump!
My job is to pump.
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That was great; I gave it all 5s! Good pacing!
It would be worth a trip to Jersey to meet Diamond Dave. Very original.
I was wondering if you were going to mention the Jersey thing about not being able to pump your own gas. Always wondered about that and the jughandles.
Good idea; Well done.."I'm just a gallon low, and everywhere I go.." Ah forget it.
Rock on, brother! I gave ya all 5's!
You know exactly what I'm gonna say. All fives again. my sould brother!
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