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Song Parodies -> "Frosty the Fatman"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty the Snowman"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Frosty the Fatman"

Parody Written by:

Coolgrls

The Lyrics

My crazy friend and I were in the blazing hot sun that probably boiled our brains, and we were remaking some old childrens songs, and this one was the best.
Frosty the snowman was a very fat old guy
He had lyposuction and butt reductions
and all he ate was fries

Down in the village
were he lived with his sons and wife
one day he got on her nerves
so she stabbed him with a knife

Frosty the snowman was a very fat old guy
he had lyposuction and butt reductions
and all he ate was fries

There must have been some poison in those french fries that he ate
for when he put them in his mouth, he got a tummyache

Frosty the snowman was a very fat old guy
he had lyposuction and butt reductions
and all he ate was fries

one day frosty ate some chicken and fries
but obviosly he ate too much
cause his big old fat butt died

Frost the snowman was a very fat old guy
he had lyposuctions and butt reductions
but he never liked his big thighs.

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I wish I was Roger Taylor - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha! Ha! :)
nun of ya - December 24, 2012 - Report this comment
thhis lame mines better

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