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Song Parodies -> "Heidi's Saga #3: I'd do Anything for Buff Short Version"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Do Anything For Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"Heidi's Saga #3: I'd do Anything for Buff Short Version"

Parody Written by:

Necrotoxen666

The Lyrics

This is from the 5 min 22 sec version of the song
And I would do anything for Buff. I'd run across the state and back.
I would do anything for Buff, I'll even die for you and that's a fact.
But I'll never forget the way I feel right now, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for Buff; oh I would do anything for Buff
I would do anything for Buff, just please come back, won't you please come back

Some days slayin don't seem easy, some days slayin don't seem hard
Some days you don't slay at all, and those are the days that start the end.
Some demons are breathing fire. some demons are really nice.
You are just nothing I've ever seen before or will again.
Buffy it's crazy, I'm in crazy love with you.
I know you can save me, no one else can save me now but you.

As long as the evil is turning. As long as the hell's are burning.
As long as my dreams are coming true, you better believe it
That I would do anything for Buff, oh I would do anything for Buff
Oh I would do anything for Buff, just please come back, won't you please come back.

I would do anything for Buff, anything you've been dreaming of
Just won't you please come back.

I would do anything for Buff, anything you've been dreaming of
Just won't you please come back.

Some days I slay for violence, and some days I slay for us all
Some days I just slay to the get some Sex and Drugs and Rock 'N Roll
Buffy I'm lonely and there's only one thing it could be
Yes you're the one and only, and this promise I can keep.

As long as the evil is turning. As long as the hell's are burning.
As long as my dreams are coming true, you better believe it
That I would do anything for Buff, and we'll be there till the final act
I would do anything for Buff, and I'll kill a vamp, no turning back
But I'll never do it better, cause I done it with you so long, so long
And I would do anything for Buff, oh I would do anything for Buff
I would do anything for Buff, just please come back, now now won't you please come back.

Will you help me up, cause I think I've found?
I can't get right out of this Godforsaken ground?
Will, will makes us all a little less cold
Now that your back, Now that your back.

I slay with you in every fantasy I got
We will hose them down with holy water, it makes them hot
You take me places I've never gone.
Won't you Please come Back, won't you Please Come Back

I know the territory, that you've been around
You turn them dust, and they'll all fall down.
And sooner or later, they'll come out the ground
Please come back, won't you please come back
Anything for Buff, Just Please Come Back

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