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Song Parodies -> "Biggamost Wife"
Original Song Title:
"Bring Me To Life"
Original Performer:
Evanesence
Parody Song Title:
"Biggamost Wife"
Parody Written by:
Tinkleheimer
The Lyrics
Uhhh do you think this is funny?
How many men do you have going through those open doors?
Leading them down the aisle.
Your feet must of become so numb without a sole.
Every man escaping out of your hold, then you catch them and take them home.
Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)
Why do you let Rob and Tim out,
they then just leave me.
Help me get her off of my heel,
that Biggamost Wife
Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)
Biggamost Wife
Dozing inside with only her touch, only her feel,
Charlie, you can help me, save me instead.
All this time, why didn't you flee,
kept in the dark, exit where you can see.
(I have been married a thousand years it seems, every opportunity out of reach)
Without a wife, without her voice, without her soul,
(She is hiding Mike here)
The count goes to forty-four!
BIGGAMOST WIFE
Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)
Leading them down the aisle.
Your feet must of become so numb without a sole.
Every man escaping out of your hold, then you catch them and take them home.
Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)
Why do you let Rob and Tim out,
they then just leave me.
Help me get her off of my heel,
that Biggamost Wife
Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)
Biggamost Wife
Dozing inside with only her touch, only her feel,
Charlie, you can help me, save me instead.
All this time, why didn't you flee,
kept in the dark, exit where you can see.
(I have been married a thousand years it seems, every opportunity out of reach)
Without a wife, without her voice, without her soul,
(She is hiding Mike here)
The count goes to forty-four!
BIGGAMOST WIFE
Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)
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C'mon the pacing is exactly right, I looked at the song when doing it :).
no. doz that answer ur ques
No not really
WOW! They're nearly as good as the origional lyrics! You should become the next Weird Al, Tinkleheimer
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