Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "The Juice Is Better Than the Coke"
Original Song Title:
"The Chase Is Better Than the Catch"
Original Performer:
Motorhead
Parody Song Title:
"The Juice Is Better Than the Coke"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
Some guy who commented on my last Motorhead parody, Gatorade, first suggested that I do this parody. I wasn't serious about it until today.
Dehydrated, a dime I had,
I was nearing dehydration,
The vender had pop and beer,
That stuff gives deprivation,
I want something that will never fizz,
Has vitamins,this is not a quiz,
Treat 'em like babies, here's a fact:
You know the juice is better than the Coke
I drink pop on certain levels, juice unfetched
Vitamins A, B, C, and D
I like a little innocent drink,
I mean, drinks without carbons
I love pop baby, but not enough,
It's bad like wine, prefer the punch,
If I'd bought a Coke, I'd kick my own ass,
You know the juice is better than the Coke
Bought some Hi-C, at a local grocery
Has Vitamin C
And when it's hot, Coca-Cola's not
You know you need Vitamin B
Spent my money on Hi-C, not beer
Spent my money on juice from pears
Spent my money, on a drink that ain't no snack,
You know the juice is better than the Coke
No! Not Coca-Cola!
Don't drink Cola!
I was nearing dehydration,
The vender had pop and beer,
That stuff gives deprivation,
I want something that will never fizz,
Has vitamins,this is not a quiz,
Treat 'em like babies, here's a fact:
You know the juice is better than the Coke
I drink pop on certain levels, juice unfetched
Vitamins A, B, C, and D
I like a little innocent drink,
I mean, drinks without carbons
I love pop baby, but not enough,
It's bad like wine, prefer the punch,
If I'd bought a Coke, I'd kick my own ass,
You know the juice is better than the Coke
Bought some Hi-C, at a local grocery
Has Vitamin C
And when it's hot, Coca-Cola's not
You know you need Vitamin B
Spent my money on Hi-C, not beer
Spent my money on juice from pears
Spent my money, on a drink that ain't no snack,
You know the juice is better than the Coke
No! Not Coca-Cola!
Don't drink Cola!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
As you might be able to tell from my nickname (though deliberately spelled "wrong"), Motörhead is my favourite band of all time! With almost 250 songs recorded it´s about time they got some parodies done here. I would have done it myself already, if it wasn´t for the fact that I like them so much that it feels like a (personal) sacriledge to dig into their songs and work them like that. :-) Anyway, that doesn´t stop me from enjoying reading what others can do to them. I might even pass along the occasional idea or two. Here´s a couple to start with. "Ace of Spades" could be redone as "Ass of Spades - The Saddam deck of cards version". "Joy of labour" could be redone as "Pain of labor" and this one above, "The chase is better than the catch" could, a bit more suitable if you´re familiar with Lemmy´s experienced believes, be redone as "JD (Jack Daniels) is better than the drugs".
Btw, Snaggletoth, Ace of Spades hasalready been parodied as "Gatorade" by this same dude. Anyway, I also dig this killer parody, dude!
Not bad, although I'm a little upset about your grouping beer in with soda =)
Great job fellow Motorhead fan. If you get a moment, check out my own parody of 'Ace of Spades'. I call it 'The Mayonaisse'. Rock on brother.
I love Motorhead! Just wait till Lemmy hears my version of The Ace of Spades! :) He'll love it! Anyway, I give this parody all 5's!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/motorhead2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1182
