Song Parodies -> "Pill Taking"

Original Song Title:

"Still Waiting"

Original Performer:

"Pill Taking"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I wrote this song primarily based on my own life. I have had almost every possible injury in the medical illness book, and I'll be darned if I ever was fully cured for any of those illnesses!

So am I pill taking
to stop my constant aching.
Please find a good M.D.
before these pains condemn me.

Hey, doc. I'm going into shock.
This pain is so unbearable.
I just came to the realization
that I need some medication.

Bloodstream needs a germ inspection.
Some cream for my skin infection.
Please tell me, what would help ease
this cancerous......disease.

So am I pill taking
to stop my constant aching.
Please find a good M.D.
before these pains condemn me.

Tylenol and Ibuprofen.
I take 'em at least twice a day.
Sudafed for sinus congestion.
Maalox for bad indigestion.

Hey, doc. Can I see ya?
I have some extreme diahrrea.
Please keep me away from harm.
Too late. I sprained......my arm.

So am I pill taking
to stop my constant aching.
Please find a good M.D.
before these pains condemn me.

I...can't...last much longer.
Wish...I...gave a stronger
Fight.
I gave up hope.
There's no relief.
I guess I'll cope
With the agony.

Help me. (repeated several times)

I dis...agree...that the local pharmacy.
Has what...I need...for my anguish to recede.

So am I pill taking
to stop my constant aching.
I mix what I'm given
to make my own medice.

So am I now dying.
Can't blame a guy for trying.
My life has now ended.
Just take what's recommended.

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