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Song Parodies -> "Try Contraception"

Original Song Title:

"My Generation"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Try Contraception"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Another survey showing an increase in teenage pregnancies and a worrying level of sexually transmitted diseases amongst our teenagers...
People started falling d-down (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
STDs are goin' round (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
Government's tryin sc-scare tactics (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
Getting kids to use prophylactics

This is my contraception
This is my contraception, baby

Teenage pregnancy's up, up, up anyway (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
VD epidemics' here to stay (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
Ain't you seen that public health vidia (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
On syphilis and c-c-c-chlamydia

You need my contraception
You need my contraception, baby

Why do you kids f-fornicate (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
In an unprotected st-state (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
It ain't just about s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
I'm talkin' 'bout unwanted procreation

Why not try contraception
Why not try contraception, baby

We ain't tryin' to put you d-down (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
Just because you sc-screw around (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
Things you can do to be protected (Talkin' 'bout my contraception)
If you don't wanna g-g-get infected

You should try contraception
You should try contraception, baby

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   0
 4   2
 5   11

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Peregrin - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Phil
mel - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Fantastic! I go to a Catholic school and I'm using this song in an assignment...that'll stuff em' up!!! =)hehehe! Keep up the awesome work guys!!!!
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Laughter is contagious.
Phil Alexander - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
..obviously not that contagious- the only new vote on this one was all ones :-)
Rick D - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this. Another lesson from professor Phil.
Paul Robinson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC "T")Phil, Great Job! They oughtta be using this on those "Public Service" TV ads instead of the lame crap they usually roll out. 5's.
Phil Nelson - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Goes well with the original.
Agrimorfee - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Scores high for finding a rhyme with "chlamydia"! 555
John Lomain - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Clever rhyming, funnier than genital warts, slather the cream over this one! May I plug a lame pun I used in a recent stand-up routine:

The first time I had phone sex, I got an STD.
Unfortunately, you've contracted 5s.
Phil Alexander - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, all
Paul - I've got a couple more public service ads, one of which I nearly chose for this round:
Luke - :-)
Agrimorfee - I couldn't resist that rhyme once it got into my head...
Guy - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Clever parody. Missed this one first time out. Well done.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this is the sort of cover that Britney should have done instead of dressing up in an SM leather outfit to sodomize Joan Jet's "I love Rock & Roll". Straight unprotected 5s.
Arwen - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...great work, Phil!
Jared - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Who did this again? ;-) But seriously, 5s, and good luck in the contest, and I ain't screwing around
Jeff Reuben - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job...liked it!
Peregrin - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Refer previous - and still laughing!
Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Now THAT's a clever and funny P.S.A. !!!
Meriadoc - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Clever, Phil. Or Clever Phil. :-)
2nz - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
All other contraceptives besides Trojan suck ass!!-This message paid for and distributed by Trojan condoms. Trojan condoms: Rub 'er the right way.

P.S. Nice PSA Phil

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