Song Parodies -> "I Have No Hair"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Be There"

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Original Performer:

"I Have No Hair"

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The Lyrics

THis parody was inspired by Floyd's Garage's Alice Cooper parody, "Eighty."

Oh yeah
You don't have to have what's on your head
'Cause I now wear Depends
I now have a wrink-l-y behind
To see, I must squint

(Chorus 1)
Wrinkly, shaky hands
Get off my lawn!
I'm eighty
I will put up a fight
I can't see real clear
I act like I'm eighty-three
And I have no hair

(Chorus 2)
Any my mem'ry's numb
And my speech is slurred
and I have no hair
I wear dull old clothes
I am so old
and I have no hair

I'm old enough to really scare you
Don't know how old I am
there ain't nothing that I'd do with you
'Cause I wear huge Depends

(Chorus 1 and 2)

(Bridge)
I'm an old maaaaaaan
Can;t eat solid fooooooood
I've got a fever
Brown, suspended paaaaaaaants
Nose is only place with hair
I have no hair

Any my mem'ry's numb
And my speech is slurred
and I have no hair
I wear dull old clothes
I am so old
and I have no hair

(Chorus 2)
I have no hair
(I have no hair)
(I have no hair)
I have no hair

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