Oh, oh, oh, oh
It's the longest line
Oh, oh, oh
It's the longest line

There's a brand-new roller coaster ride
Too bad everybody wants a try
I need a shower
We've been here for six hours
Why did we get stuck in the longest line

We've been packed here in this line since dawn
I just wanna lay right down and yawn
It isn't moving
I would rather watch a movie
Than spend my day here in the longest line

Oh, oh, oh, oh
It's the longest line
Oh, oh, oh
It's the longest
I'm that voice you're hearing yell "LET'S GO"
Let's just ditch this ride and go back home
I'm getting tired
Operator should be fired
Why did we get caught in the longest line

Maybe this won't last very long
We've only been here, since seven o'clock
Maybe all my patience was lost
But we've come this far,
Only twenty more hours

Who knows how much longer we will wait
Let's go to the front and jump the gate
I'll take my chances
Even if the guard yells at us
I wanna get out of the longest line

I had second thoughts when we came
I said to myself, "how long must we wait?"
Now I know how long we've had to stand
But we have come this far,
Only nineteen more hours

I don't care how cool this ride may be
It must be a hundred ten degrees
So this trip fell through
It's time I oughta tell you
We're gonna give up on the longest line

Spoken:
So long, folks. Have fun waiting the rest of your life, in the heat just to ride that roller coaster. Ha ha!