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Song Parodies -> "Geeknerds In Love"

Original Song Title:

"It's A Jolly Holiday"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Geeknerds In Love"

Parody Written by:

Lenny Quites & Steve Egghead Berkowitz

The Lyrics

First of all I know some of you are getting sick of the Mary Poppins parodies but TOO BAD! Secondly Lenny Quites is FEMALE so don't get any crazy ideas and sic Fred Phelps on us! Wer'e just two geeknerds of opposite genders having some fun. Muchas Gracias.
EggHead: Ain't it a glorious day
Like butterflies from pupae
I feel like I could fly

Lenny: (Egghead, what are you talking about?)

Egghead: Have you ever seen
Algae so green
Or a bluer sky?

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Lenny
Lenny makes my angles right

Lenny: (Your mannerisms are constant)

Egghead: When the day is gray and ordinary
We watch Junkyard Wars at night

Lenny: (Why did Cathy Rogers leave?)

Egghead: Her Einstein hair* is bloomin' all around her
Hydroxide ions smiling at the base
When Lenny holds your hand
All else is bland
Your day runs smoother than oolitic sand
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Lenny
No wonder that it's Lenny that I love

Lenny: Darling what would be nice?
Let's start with some dry ice
Argon and CO3

Egghead: Call it what you will
This is our thrill
It's elementary

Lenny: Oh it's a jolly holiday with Egghead
Specimen like you are few

Egghead: (An endangered species, that's me)

Lenny: Though your'e just a scrawny little geeknerd
I know that your thing is huge

Egghead: (Carnal knowledge)

Lenny: You never waste your time with petty garbage
Your braces are the hallmark of your teeth

Egghead: (Cool.)

Lenny: Nobody needs to fear when you are near.
You keep your glasses lenses crystal clear
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Egghead
A jolly jolly holiday with you
*Einstein hair - for those of you unfimiliar with the term it means bushy hair similar to that of Einstein

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Lee Rasiel - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
It Was Good I Liked It When You Parodied The Dialogue In Between The Lyrics Of The Song.
twnkltoes - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome. really funny. i look forward to reading more of your work!
Sweet Indigo - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
That's WONDERFUL! I love it! So geeky and great!

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