You shouldn't be eating that balogna
So many hours it's been out
It's been there on the counter since noon
It's growing hair
Black and green spots, and maybe
It's not safe to consume
If you do, you'll surely soon
Feel like you're a buffoon

We told you...

You shouldn't be eating that balogna
It's been sitting for weeks on the counter
Tell me why you ate it when you know
It's been sitting there for way too long

Hair grows on it ever since
Yesterday, and now it smells
Stay away, for it's dangerous
Growing molds to no end
It's out of control
Coming after me now
Balogna is no longer fun
You know that...

You shoudn't be eating that balogna
It's got an army of living mold now
Tell me why you had to leave it out
It's been sitting there for way too long

There's nowhere to run
I have no place to go
The balogna wants my soul
How can it be it's attacking me with its molds

It's been out way too long
Tell my how to kill this mother lovin' thing

You shouldn't be eating that balogna
It won't leave me alone now
Tell me why it won't die even if I kill it
I'm not balogna any more