Oh, you see it on TV, read it in History,
It's so hard to give them some sympathy,
All they do is take over stuff,
They've never got enough,
And they're talkin' about, how hard life can be...

(Refrain)I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' in a democracy, I don't think they would survive...
If they could find some good old friends,
Who were mostly Republicans,
I think that some of them, they'd fall...they would fall...
Lifestyles of the Communistic, they're always controlling, always controlling, if freedom, is such a problem, well they're really dumb, think we should shoot them...

Did you know that into Cuba, you could bring nukes,
And the U.N. wouldn't call it a fluke,
As long as you got the cash, to pay Castro with...

And did you know that if you were caught making bombs by a U-2 plane,
You could just say that it was all a game,
You could always just drug the mayor of D.C.,

(Refrain)

Lifestyles, of the Communistic, they're always controlling, always controlling, if freedom is such a problem, they make so many problems, think Reagan solved them...Lifestyles, of the Communistic, you already lost the Soviet Union, just stop controlling,
Lifestyles of the Communistic, Lifestyles of the Communistic, Lifestyles of the Communistic...