[Ghetto John]
Well George Bush threw a party in the D of C.
The prison band was there and then they fled the scene.
The cops were a runnin and Old Bush began to speak.
You should've heard his knocked up daughters sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Steve Irwin chases Aussie Crocks!
and dances to the White House Rock.

[Billy Florio]
Michael Jackson sang to little boys alone,
50 Cent was rappin' bout his ghetto home.
Punk Wannabe, Avril Lavigne forgot her tie,
then came Colin Farrell to give her a try.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Brit' John Locke
was dancin' to the White house Rock.


[Michael Florio]
Slick Willie Clinton danced with Hillary:
All the floors were being waxed by Mr Clean
Well Teddy got a blowjob from Lisa Marie
but Norah Jones just danced alone with her grammy
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even John Edwards
was dancin' to the White House Rock.


[Ghetto John]
Now Mick Jag was a singin with the Rollin Stones
way over in the corner Justin's all alone.
Then Laura said, "Im lovin on your fresh shaved hair!.
If you want some good booty you should call up Cher
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Jimmy fallon makes comedy ROCK!!!!
He's dancin' to the White House Rock.

[Billy Florio]
Winner Reuben said to Clay, "Simon's a fake,
Kelly Clarkson's, now is gonna get her break."
Adrian Brody was not on the guest list
He turned to Halle Berry just to give her a kiss

[Michael Florio]
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Chat Room bots
was dancin' to the White House Rock.