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Song Parodies -> "The Mayonnaise"
Original Song Title:
"The Ace of Spades"
Original Performer:
Motorhead
Parody Song Title:
"The Mayonnaise"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
Lemmy is not God, but God digs Lemmy
The Mayonnaise
If you want a sandwich, you better use some Spam
You make them , eat them, they taste so good with cheese
The lettuce bought today, it makes a difference in the taste
Before I can eat, the only thing I need is
The Mayonnaise
The Mayonnaise
Gonna make a salad, I like my eggs deviled
Going to the store, because the stuff ain't free
7 11, stock boy watching you
Cashier has a zit, buy your stuff and split
The Mayonnaise
The Mayonnaise
I mix it with my booze
I eat it 'till I drool
I eat it with my bare hands baby
I could live on it forever
But don't give me no mustard!!
Throwing up my breakfast, should have had a Slim-Fast
Never again, on Lucky Charms my friend
It's going to my thighs, eat it 'till I die
The only thing I eat, you know it's gotta be
The Mayonnaise
The Mayonnaise
If you want a sandwich, you better use some Spam
You make them , eat them, they taste so good with cheese
The lettuce bought today, it makes a difference in the taste
Before I can eat, the only thing I need is
The Mayonnaise
The Mayonnaise
Gonna make a salad, I like my eggs deviled
Going to the store, because the stuff ain't free
7 11, stock boy watching you
Cashier has a zit, buy your stuff and split
The Mayonnaise
The Mayonnaise
I mix it with my booze
I eat it 'till I drool
I eat it with my bare hands baby
I could live on it forever
But don't give me no mustard!!
Throwing up my breakfast, should have had a Slim-Fast
Never again, on Lucky Charms my friend
It's going to my thighs, eat it 'till I die
The only thing I eat, you know it's gotta be
The Mayonnaise
The Mayonnaise
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I may not be God, but I know a classic parody when I read one! Good job, dude!
I agree with Lemmy! This parody is off the hook! I'm glad you didn't go with something simple like "David Spade" or something like that. You took something we never would have thought of using for the basis of a song, and turned it into anthem. Good job!
Right on, man! I agree with Chris that you made a good dicision not to do a parody about me. I give yours a 5,5,5.
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