WHITEWATER HOUSE BLUES
(tune: McKinley's Gone)

Look here Miss Lewinsky,
Go change yo' dress;
your hair's disheveled,
you look a mess!
you'll be gone
to the Pentagon

Someone came a runnin'
in his wire rimmed specks
he's goin' fishin'
with balances and checks.
goin' far
he'll be a Starr

In the oval office
down on her knees
sayin' her prayers
or heard a chicken sneeze.
Hear her pray
like Henry K.

Secret Service in the hall
lookin' the other way
wearin' dark glasses,
can't tell night from day.
a good career
let's get a beer


Trent Lott is laughin'
Gingrich ain't cryin'
Paula Jones knose sumpthin'
Ken Starr keeps tryin'.
it's on TV
more tape at three

Geraldo Rivera
and all those lawyer friends
won't have to practice
till the party ends.
your TV show
your own logo

Little Rock's a waitin'
for Bill to come back,
sooner or later
he'll have to pack.
won't go to jail
she don't inhale

Gee Miss Lewinski,
assassin or not,
you took down Bill Clinton
though you took the shot.
Ain't fair
nice hair

Hillary and Chelsea
say it ain't so paw,
or pack up Socks the cat
and it's back to Arkansas.
litter box
and Fanny Fox

Georgie Stefanopolous
called to explain,
If you want to survive
you got to out run that stain.
I ain't John Dean
send out dry clean

Sittin' in the orchard
watchin peaches grow,
hopin' that the Big Peach
don't stop Willy's show.
don't be like me
don't shake that tree.

Al Gore's at Blair House
packin' his grip,
skivvies and toothbrush
it ain't a long trip.
from Washington
to Washington