THE SUN SUN RESTAURANT SONG

Chorus:
You can get anything you want at Sun Sun Restaurant.
Yes, you can get anything you want at our local Chinese restaurant.

Verse:
There's Pork Lo Mein and Won Ton too,
Chicken Chop Suey and Oop Oop Pah Doo.

(Chorus continued)
Yes, you can get anything you want at Sun Sun Restaurant.

Verses:
2) There's Chicken made for General Tso
He eats it here, sometimes to go.

3) Kung Po Shrimp is mighty nice
With a side of Pork fried Rice.

4) Pancakes wrapped a-round Moo Shu
Comes with a cup of sticky goo.

5) If'n you cain't wait, they serve you quick
Try Terriyaki on a stick.

6) If you're feelin' low try Chick My Fun,
It will put your blues right on the run.

7) If you don't feel like cookin' and you want to pig out,
You can eat it there, or carry out.

8) Some hoi polloi from Illinois
And good old boys enjoy Bok Choy.

9) If you came to eat or just to chatter,
Pull up a chair and Pu Pu Platter.

10) Pick up some Moo -- Goo Gai Pan.
Take it home and you da man!

11) Loretta Young and Mao Tse Tung
And Chiang Kai-shek ate Egg Foo Young.

12) They's lots of chickens in the coop
So's they won't run out of Egg Drop Soup

13) Ask 'em, they'll eliminate
Mono Sodium Glutimate.

14) If life's a drag and you crave some zest
There's Hot n' Spicy, by request.

15) Cut yo' self slack and take yo' ease
Pick up a sack of hot Chinese!

Yes, you can get anything you want at Sun Sun Restaurant.

Spoken: (sternly) What you numba?
Fast guitar run (1st two measures of the Chinese Dance from the "Nutcracker") and out.