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Song Parodies -> "Thieving Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Thieving Queen"

Parody Written by:

Super Ugly

The Lyrics

Don't you just love those people who can fool you so well...
Thieving Queen

She keeps her stolen stash-pile
In her hidden cabinet
"Let them be fools", she says
Dragging on a cigarette
A built-in remedy
For richness and poverty
At anytime sneaking temptress
Robbing you blind

Dragging on a cigarette
Fools you with her etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

(Chorus)
She's a Thieving Queen
Pickpocket at the scene
Dodge security laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Never needs to know the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never gives a real address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Steals your precious china
Steals all she can find, yeah
In any case you'll adore her
If you're that way inclined

Perfume stolen naturally from Paris
For jobs she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

She's a Thieving Queen
Pickpocket at the scene
Dodge security laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Agile as a pussy cat
Never found out of action
Always found with the highest class
She's out to rob you blind...blind
She's gonna rob you...

Chorus

Rob you blind....

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