It makes ev'ry thing funny
that feeling inside
and its big and black
and its easy to hide
I like to smoke Doobies
in my bong it fits
its also called pot, and
in my bong it sits

If I were to smoke one
but inhale through my nose
or drink up all my potions
that I take through needles
I know that I like pot
yeah, its the best drug I do
I smoke from my bong and
it feels real good

and I can smoke all to freely
by using your bong
It is much quite simple, but
it is real fun
Inhance my mind, inhance my mind
and it is prefered
how wonderful life is when weed's in my system

I lit up all night and bought from my source
rolled a few joints and, got high, of course
and my lifes been quite kind while I smoke your bong
its from smoking a few, and feeling turned on

So excuse me for getting, but these drugs I do
High I have gotten, now youre green and youre blue
and my pot Ill bring, because pot I do need
I have the sweetest life, While smokin weed