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Song Parodies -> "Going To The Dentist"

Original Song Title:

"Do They Know It's Christmas?"

Original Performer:

Band Aid

Parody Song Title:

"Going To The Dentist"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is pretty selfish compared to the original song, talking about how there are starving people in Africa, and so of course I whine about my dentist appointment coming up... Inspired by Weird Al's "Cavity Search", also thanks to Billy Florio for last minute suggestions =)
It's almost time
I sit in a chair and wait
It's almost time
For the guy to pick my teeth with blades
And when I get a filling
I can hear the screaming drill
I am starting to get scared...
It's almost time!

I'll say a prayer
Pray for a fire alarm
The dentist might
Have forgotten to check his appointment card
There's an awful lot of fillings
That I need to get done today
Maybe if not for cavities
I wouldn't be here anyway
And the dentist's drill that screams
I have some words to say to you:
Well today thank God it's me, instead of YOU!

And there will be fluoride, floss and brushes to take home
But the greatest gift they'll give me is "goodbye"
Oh, where awful music plays, Michael Bolton's voice adds pain
Don't they know I'm suffering at all?

Gonna puke, from that awful fluoride rinse
It is grim, getting hit in teeth with that dumb dentist's pick
Do they know I'm suffering at all?

Let me rinse
Let me spit

Let me rinse
Let them know I'm suffering right here
Let me spit
Let them know I'm suffering right here

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Junior - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome. The Michael Bolton line is ingenious!
Jeff Reuben - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Is Cavity Search the "Hold Me Drill Me" U2 parody? Good job!
Wild Man - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Very , very good, W-15, Man.
Billy Florio - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job man......I liked the Bolton line know, my dentist doesnt play that muzak and stuff...he blasts Iron Maiden and Judas Priest.....should I be worried?
lebeiw15 - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for everyone's comments! Jeff--"Cavity Search" by Weird Al is indeed the parody to "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2. And he does a great job of it! And Billy... like I said before; be scared of your dentist
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle (Ha! Ha!) - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I pissed myself laughing when I read this parody. Like Lebi, I hate the dentist as well!!!
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
A brilliant song for all those who are scared of the dentist. I don't care what my dentist does to me as long as it doesn't involve a needle.

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