WHITEHOUSE REDUX BLUES

Anthrax in the Whitehouse
Who is to blame,
Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein?
Don't know which one,
Each one's a crumb.

White powder's in my bathroom
I called to complain.
FBI said, "Ajax or maybe cocaine".
It took a week.
My knees was weak.

CIA and FBI
I'm askin' you plain
Get your act together
Or hire Andy Frain.
Get off your chair,
Get over there.

Lookin' for the bad guys
They're so hard to find
Blowed up half Afghanistan
Iraq's not far behind.
Where did they go?
What's left to blow?

Blowin' up civilians
Starvin' little kids
For what Osam Bin Laden
And Saddam Hussein did.
That's just two guys.
That ain't too wise.

I dreamed Jedgar Hoover
Went in disguise,
Dressed up like Miss Mary.
And right between the eyes,
One for Saddam.
One for Osam.


Mission Impossible
Where is you now?
Ol' Barney with his screwdriver
And snipers dressed like cows.
Use rubber faces
Don't leave no traces.

Bush is in the Whitehouse,
He's doin' his best.
Poor boy looks so clueless,
Everything's a mess.
Don't vote Al Gore
He's just a bore.