Tonight's the night I'll make history, with a jar of 'shine
And I'll take any risk, to get so drunk I'm blind
And pass out right here, tonight
I know they said, this is the worst moonshine
I do believe it's true
Ran into my door
and skinned my hide
Rumor has it it's full of parisites
But I know, the worms just passed on by
Baby I know, it might be made of lye

(Oh no)

The worst moonshine, is run thru a lead-ed tube
Some rancid 'shine, it will turn you blue
Our malidies of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take a rest, we can't digest
And someday we'll find
this was the worst of 'shine
This was the worst of 'shine


My eyes are red -- I'm nearly stone cold-blind

I do believe it's true
I feel so helpless like a goat against a knife
I wish that Doctor Ben, could cure those parisites
But I know, the world just tipped upside down
Baby, I know my face is on the ground

(my, my)

The worst moonshine, is run thru a lead-ed tube
Some rancid 'shine, it will turn you blue
Our hangovers of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take a rest, we can't digest
And someday we'll find this was the worst of 'shine
This was the worst of 'shine

And
So my friends, I'll say goodnight, for 'shine turned out, my lights
But 'shine will always pass
If you can stay alive
After the worst moonshine ...