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Song Parodies -> "Who Told You that Women Don't Fart?"
Original Song Title:
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bonnie Tyler
Parody Song Title:
"Who Told You that Women Don't Fart?"
Parody Written by:
Lenny Quites
The Lyrics
I know this parody kinda sucks compared to a few of my other ones but I hope you enjoy it.
Yes we fart
Every now and then I eat some chili and bean dip
Just when you are not around
There's no sound
Every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of quieting the sound of my farts
We fart loud
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
because if you hear me I think I'll die
Yes we fart
Every now and ten I get a little bit terrified
And then I hear you letting one fly
Yes we fart dumbass
Every now and then I have to fart
Yes we fart dumbass
Every now and then I have to fart
Yes we fart
Every now and then I get a little bit careless
And I let out something vile
We fart loud
Every now and then when I'm alone and I'm bloated
I'm just lying in a cloud full of farts
There's no sound
Every now and then I get a little bit gassy
And I know I have to run out and fart
Yes we fart
Every now and then I get a little bit angry
Because I just heard you letting one fly
Yes we fart dumbass
Every now and then I have to fart
Yes we fart dumbass
Every now and then I have to fart
And I need to fart tonight
And I need to more than ever
Yes they say It's not ladylike
I can't hold it in forever
And we'll only be making it right
Because then we can fart
Together we can eat some beans and not even mind
Your farts are like a cloud around you all of the time
I dont know where to go. I'm farting in the dark
Don't put me near a powder keg. I'm giving off sparks.
I really need to tonight
I really need to start tonight
I'm gonna start to fart tonight
Once apon a time I would never let go
And wait until I'm married to start
Nothing I can do
Who told you that women don't fart?
Once apon a time a was running outside
And I would only fart in the dark
Nothing I can say
Who told you that women don't fart?
(Instrumental break)
Yes we fart dumbass.
Every now and then I have to fart
Yes we fart dumbass.
Every now and then I have to fart
And I need to fart tonight
And I need to more than ever
Yes they say It's not ladylike
I can't hold it in forever
And we'll only be making it right
Because then we can fart
Together we can eat some beans and not even mind
Your farts are like a cloud around you all of the time
I dont know where to go. I'm farting in the dark
Don't put me near a powder keg. I'm giving off sparks.
I really need to tonight
I really need to start tonight
I'm gonna start to fart tonight
Once apon a time I would never let go
And wait until I'm married to start
Nothing I can do
Who told you that women don't fart?
Once apon a time a was running outside
And I would only fart in the dark
Nothing I can say
Who told you that women don't fart?
Who told you that women don't fart?
Who told you that women don't fart?
Every now and then I eat some chili and bean dip
Just when you are not around
There's no sound
Every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of quieting the sound of my farts
We fart loud
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
because if you hear me I think I'll die
Yes we fart
Every now and ten I get a little bit terrified
And then I hear you letting one fly
Yes we fart dumbass
Every now and then I have to fart
Yes we fart dumbass
Every now and then I have to fart
Yes we fart
Every now and then I get a little bit careless
And I let out something vile
We fart loud
Every now and then when I'm alone and I'm bloated
I'm just lying in a cloud full of farts
There's no sound
Every now and then I get a little bit gassy
And I know I have to run out and fart
Yes we fart
Every now and then I get a little bit angry
Because I just heard you letting one fly
Yes we fart dumbass
Every now and then I have to fart
Yes we fart dumbass
Every now and then I have to fart
And I need to fart tonight
And I need to more than ever
Yes they say It's not ladylike
I can't hold it in forever
And we'll only be making it right
Because then we can fart
Together we can eat some beans and not even mind
Your farts are like a cloud around you all of the time
I dont know where to go. I'm farting in the dark
Don't put me near a powder keg. I'm giving off sparks.
I really need to tonight
I really need to start tonight
I'm gonna start to fart tonight
Once apon a time I would never let go
And wait until I'm married to start
Nothing I can do
Who told you that women don't fart?
Once apon a time a was running outside
And I would only fart in the dark
Nothing I can say
Who told you that women don't fart?
(Instrumental break)
Yes we fart dumbass.
Every now and then I have to fart
Yes we fart dumbass.
Every now and then I have to fart
And I need to fart tonight
And I need to more than ever
Yes they say It's not ladylike
I can't hold it in forever
And we'll only be making it right
Because then we can fart
Together we can eat some beans and not even mind
Your farts are like a cloud around you all of the time
I dont know where to go. I'm farting in the dark
Don't put me near a powder keg. I'm giving off sparks.
I really need to tonight
I really need to start tonight
I'm gonna start to fart tonight
Once apon a time I would never let go
And wait until I'm married to start
Nothing I can do
Who told you that women don't fart?
Once apon a time a was running outside
And I would only fart in the dark
Nothing I can say
Who told you that women don't fart?
Who told you that women don't fart?
Who told you that women don't fart?
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I hate to resurface the gender issue, but my guess, Lenny is that you are a single woman, aren't you? (I believe I am at least half-right ;))
Not bad
I'm surprised nobody wrote a fart parody of this song before. Bonnie Tyler was just ASKING for it with all those words that rhyme with fart.
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