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Song Parodies -> "Superpowers Go Ballistic Execute Osama"

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Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

Parody Song Title:

"Superpowers Go Ballistic Execute Osama"

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The Lyrics

I wrote this in September 2001, but I'm still anxious to see the guy drawn and quartered. Sing along, won't you?
Because he has a Bat Cave and a beard like ZZ Top
Extremist desert ragheads claim he's way too big to stop
But you've been had, Jalalabad, when U.S. troops arrive
It's clear that your Emir will be deadest man alive!

Ain't just Christians, Jews and Sikhs, but Muslims he's jihad-in'
Squash Al-Qaida like a spidah, end the fool maraudin'

Af-ghani-tahki-meni- Turk-saudistan
Uz-beki-kurdi-rani- PacManistan

So Allah made you ugly and your daddy made you rich
But wake a sleeping giant and we'll make you be our bitch
So sing along, Osama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Kabul with the Western troops again!

Storm his hut and drag his butt from here to Yokohama
Come on Missa Tallyban and tally me yo mama

Copyright 2001+

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   13

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Rice Cube - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy DiRito - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
This one deserves a 6. What a hoot. I'm going to bench mark this one to sing on chartered bus trips.
Phil Alexander - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
What else to say? Very well written: very witty use of words
Adagio - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
WooHoo!!! Fun song and witty!
bin laden - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
clever but far too topical. move on with your life. go bull dog another country like canada. its closer and wont cost as much.
John Jenkins - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
You modified the Mary Poppins rhyme scheme just a bit, but your rhyming, timing, and humor are outstanding. I enjoyed your creative substitute for "Um diddle diddle um diddle aye."
Meriadoc - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Phil - I loved your use of words!
Chub - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Extremely clever replacement of the "Supercalifragilistic" line! I'd have sworn it couldn't be done anywhere near this gracefully. Like the lyrics a lot!
Lee Rasiel - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Next Time When You Make A Parody Of A Song From Mary Poppins? Only Make Parodies Of The Songs from the movie not as well known. Will You Do That Please?
Lenny Quites - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
BRAVO! Jolly good! This is probably the most well written of the Supercalifragi-etc. parodies - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments. Lee Raisel and "bin laden," you'll be pleased to hear that my next parody will be totally NOT topical, set to a completely unknown Mary Poppins tune. ;-) - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
To the guy who said "Go bulldog another country like Canada": Thanks for the lovely suggestion. I took it. Check out "Rambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada)":
kelaal - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
FuNkY mOnKeY - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Sigh. If the entire country of Canada blew up and sunk to the bottom of the ocean today, Americans wouldn't give a damn. Americans *accidentally* kill our troops=next to nothing is done about it, and they can continue on their merry way without any penalty. But consider this: If Canada accidentally put a toe out of line and did the exact same thing, there would be hell to pay. In other words America would only bomb us off the face of the earth and think nothing of it. Since when should that kind of thing be going on where the US is placed before any other country, and let go when they kill other people who were also on their side as well?
FuNkY mOnKeY - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
^Sorry, I know all Americans don't have that attitude, but that's the general impression.
ekimdam - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Not to make this too uber political(man I hate that word 'uber'), I know ,"too late!", but a man deserves what comes to him... I am sick and tired of hearing about how "evil" we are.... I am sure that many of you have heard this all before, but I wish we (America) would just pull out of everywhere, kick out the ones we don't want here anymore and build a big d@mn wall around the country...... screw the rest of the world... they don't like us... fine... we pack up our toys and go home! Guess them third world countries might take another exception to that too.... huh. In deed. D@amned if you do.... D@mned if you don't. whine, whine, whine.... complain, complain, complain.... thats all I ever hear from the rest of the world... hmmm... lets see... what ever happened to that guy Hitler... oh.. I dunno.... Maybe I'm just another GunHo crazy American hell bent on policing the world.... riiiiight... I hate violence as much as the next human.... which is the bottom line... I don't care what color you are.... we are all just human beings... being!
anonymous - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
To Guy (June 06, 2003, 11:50:50 AM): There are only five holes in each row on the voting form. There's no six.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again I am left scouring your verses with a fine tooth comb to find all of the nuances and rhyming schemes. Great stuff! And I'm glad mr or mrs 'anonymous' remained anonymous when enlightening us all to the fact that there is no '6' in the voting bar, blatantly reinforcing Guy DiRito's fact that this parody can only be underrated with 5's. You maculate's parodies with your moronic rhetoric. - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx for the 6's, Luke. Huh huh - you said "maculate."
And belated thanx to kelaal & FuNkY mOnKeY & ekimdam & anonymous for commenting.
Leo Jay - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Brill... - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
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Claude Prez - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Is it possible I've never commented on this? One of my all-time site faves, and suddenly topical again (even if the OS is like shooting fish in the head).
White Trash - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
The crazy beard, garden of weed and mindless hate for America. Man, Bin Laden must have been trying to pass himself off as a Berkeley professor. - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Is it possible I haven't replied to a Claude Prez comment from May? He's one of my all-time site faves, and eternally topical.

But enough about him. Let's talk about me. Here's a plug for my May 2011 rewrite:
Miss Ayun - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
"Come on Missa Tallyban and tally me yo mama" Hilarious. I'm going to go check out your re-write.

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