Names -> New Song Names -> C
This is a page to mock current pop songs, by coming up with better names for existing songs.
New Song Name | Original Name | Original Band Name | Submitted by: | |||
| C** | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| C** Queen | Come Clean | Hilary Duff | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| C.H.I.M.P | P.I.M.P | 50 Cent | Salma | |||
| C.H.I.M.P. | P.I.M.P. | 50 Cent | rappa | |||
| Caged and Bound | Safe and Sound | Hawksley Workman | Chute D'Breeze | |||
| Calendar's Busy | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | Jonathan S. | |||
| Calgary Flames | Etenal Flame | The Bangles | sport | |||
| Calibrate | Celebrate | Three Dog Night | rocky | |||
| Califiornia Raisins | Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Jared | |||
| Califlower Eatin' | California Dreaming | The Beach Boys | Billy Killgore | |||
| California Boys | California Girls | Beach Boys/David Lee Roth | FireBath | |||
| California Burning | California Dreaming | The Mamas & the Papas | Anonymous | |||
| California Education | Californacation | Red Hot Chili Peppers | newrock | |||
| California Hoes | California Girls | Beach Boys/David Lee Roth | FireBath | |||
| California Hurls | California Girls | Beach Boys/David Lee Roth | oldschool | |||
| California Raisins | California Dreaming | The Beach Boys | o | |||
| california vacation | californication | red hot chili peppers | richard | |||
| Call 1-800-DEAD For An Undertaker | Digging In The Dirt | Peter Gabriel | redreznor | |||
| Calling Occupants Of Intraplanetary Trailers | Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft | The Carpenters | trash | |||
| calm like a bong | calm like a bomb | Rage Against the Machine | racecar | |||
| Came To Visit You | Miss You | Aaliyah | Sam | |||
| Camel Toe | Midnight At The Oasis | Maria Muldaur | disco | |||
| camel-toe | kokomo | beach boys | dave | |||
| Can you hear us Humping on your stereo? | Can you hear us Pumping on your stereo? | Blur | The Punk Gurl who got away with Frankie Muniz | |||
| Can't Comprehend | In The End | Linkin Park | Dasani | |||
| Can't Control My OCD | Can't Fight This Feeling | REO Speedwagon | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Can't Depend on Women! | Independant Women | Destiny's Child | Charlene Belcher | |||
| Can't Get Away From You | Can't Get Next To You | The Temptations | soul | |||
| Can't Get Some Coors Light | Can't Fight the Moonlight | Leann Rimes | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) | |||
| Can't Get You Away From My Keg | Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | AshenDraven | |||
| Can't Get You Off Of My Leg | Can't Get You Out Of Head | Kylie Minouge | Oprah | |||
| Can't Get You Out Of My Bed | Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | joeking | |||
| Can't get you out of my bed | Can't get you out of my head | Kylie Minogue | bodhidharma13 | |||
| Can't Get You Out Of My Bed | Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | AshenDraven | |||
| Can't Help Shooting That Dove | Can't Help Falling In Love | A* Teens | Mercy Me | |||
| Can't Make Up My Mind | Hand In My Pocket | Alanis Morisette | Zac | |||
| Can't See The Sunlight | Can't Fight The Moonlight | Leann Rimes | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Can't Sing | So Sick | Ne-Yo | Courtney Gripling | |||
| Can't Stand Gravy | Constant Craving | KD Lang | Paul | |||
| Can't We Buy? | Can't We Try? | Dan Hill/ Vonda Shepard | Caitlin | |||
| Can't We Fly? | Can't We Try? | Dan Hill & Vonda Shepard | Caitlin | |||
| Canadian Daydream | American Nightmare | The Misfits | Lizzie | |||
| Canadian Man | American Woman | The Guess Who | kale | |||
| Canadian Maple Leaf | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | lord zedd | |||
| Canadians Killed the Soviet Score (The 1972 Song) | Video Killed the Radio Star | The Buggles | aryanna | |||
| Cancer | Stronger | Britney Spears | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| candy is so nandy | i like candy | aran carter | michael james | |||
| Candy-Corn | Candy-O | The Cars | SusanG | |||
| Can´t Get You Out Of My Heart | Can´t Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | lola | |||
| Cap That | Clap Back | Ja Rule | Pimpmaster Chris | |||
| Captain Of The Tarts | Captain Of Her Heart | Double | MOR | |||
| Caramel Chameleon | Karma Chameleon | Culture Club | Tiger No. 27 | |||
| Carbonite | Kriptonite | 3 Doors Down | whomprat | |||
| Cardboard Man | Iron Man | Black Sabbath | cale | |||
| Cashmir Sweater | Kashmir | Led Zeppelin | rocky | |||
| Castration | Motivation | Sum*41 | Tina | |||
| Cat Food Fever | Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | jamesboyjinx | |||
| Cat's In The Kennel | Cats In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | MOR | |||
| Cataracts | Behind These Hazel Eyes | Kelly Clarkson | Johncooly | |||
| Cathy Rigby | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | beegles | |||
| Cathy's crown | Cathy's Clown | the Everly brothers | Marian | |||
| Cathy's Drowned | Cathy's Clown | the Everly brothers | Marian | |||
| Caught sewing | Chop suey | System of a Down | Ozzy | |||
| Cauliflower Eating | California Dreaming | Mamma's and Pappa's | Bobo | |||
| Caution | Warning | Incubus | Aries chic | |||
| Cave for u | slave 4 u | Britney Spears | *Rianne* | |||
| Caviar Superegos | Champagne Supernova | Oasis | newsound | |||
| Celebration | Intuition | Jewel | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Celebrity Scheme | Celebrity Skin | Hole | independent | |||
| The Cellphone Song | The Zephyr Song | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Ezra | |||
| Celluite | Kryptonite | 3 Doors Down | jenny | |||
| Censored Reality | Victim of Reality | Pennywise | Brad | |||
| Cereals | Aerials | System of a Down | Afterlife Unknown | |||
| Cerulean | Vermillion | Slipknot | Kaylie L | |||
| Chain Letters In The Trash | Love Letters In The Sand | Pat Boone | old | |||
| Chandler Box | Candlebox | Where are they now??? | friend | |||
| Change (in the Currency Exchange) | Change (in the House of Flies) | Deftones | spacegirl | |||
| Channel Surfin' USA | Surfin' USA | The Beach Boys | ocean | |||
| Charo (Koochie Koochie Girl) | Hoochie Koochie Man | Willie Dixon | oldblues | |||
| Chasing SARS | Chasing Cars | Snow Patrol | Kaylie L | |||
| A Chav Called Alice | A Town Called Malice | The Jam | Parodies R Us | |||
| Cheap Berry Wine | Sweet Cherry Wine | Tommy James and The Shondells | oldtimer | |||
| Cheap, Crappy Toupee | Raspberry Beret | Prince | Susan M. | |||
| Cheerleader Of The Team | Leader Of The Band | Dan Fogelberg | MOR | |||
| Cheeseburger Concerto | Hamburger Concerto | Focus | Paul Warren | |||
| Cheesecake | Pound Cake | Van Halen | rock | |||
| Chemistry | Misery | Soul Asylum | B.C. | |||
| Cheney | Liar | Three Dog Night | Pro-Tong | |||
| Chew My Shoe | Love Me Do | Beatles | Bobo | |||
| Chicken & Cheese | Peaches & Cream | 112 | johnny | |||
| Chill my Chinchilla | Thrill my Gorilla | Alice Cooper | Sweet Cheese | |||
| Chill that bottle Away | Till I fall away | Gin Blossoms | Mogera | |||
| chilli'n | Holidae Inn | chingy | li'l guy 648 | |||
| Chips-a-Hoy! | Oh Boy! | Cam'ron | Damion | |||
| Chocolate Sundae | Blue Monday | Orgy | Bendejo | |||
| Choke On The (Bong) Water | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | Kaylie L | |||
| Choke On The Slobber | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | Kaylie L | |||
| Choking on Fumes | Inhale | Stone Sour | ficticious | |||
| Chopsticks | Chop Suey | System Of A Down | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Chow Mein | Chop Suey | System Of A Down | Juzzzzzzzzzz | |||
| Chow Mein! | Chop Suey! | System of a Down | Kaylie L | |||
| Christened | Elected | Alice Cooper | Christian | |||
| Christina Applegate | Stupid Girl | Cold | newsound | |||
| Chucking up is hard to spew | Breaking up is hard to do | Neil Sedaka | wr_the_great | |||
| Chucky | Lucky | Britney Spears | girl | |||
| CIA Shot My Baby Today | KKK Took My Baby Away | The Ramones | punk | |||
| Cindy Sheehan | Sexy Sadie | The Beatles | Paul Warren | |||
| City Down | The City | Zebra Three | Troy Hess | |||
| The City Masturbates | The City Has Sex With Itself | Bright Eyes | doggie | |||
| Clambake | Milkshake | Kelis | soul ii | |||
| Claritin | Clarity | John Mayer | ... | |||
| Clark's (Bars) | Clocks | Coldplay | britrock | |||
| Claudine The Flatulant One | Claudine The Inflatable One | P. J. Harvey | Wendy Torrance | |||
| Clay | Play | J-lo | vguying | |||
| Clean Your Peach | Peaches and Cream | 112 | Saiaho | |||
| Cleanin' Out My Kidneys | Cleanin' Out My Closet | Eminem | rapper | |||
| Clear | Yellow | Coldplay | Dr. L | |||
| The Clencher | The Clincher | Chevelle | Shiek of the Mutilated | |||
| Click The Page | Turn The Page | Bob Seger | rock | |||
| Clock Without a Face | Eyes Without a Face | Billy Idol | rocky | |||
| Clod Of Blunder | God Of Thunder | KISS | rocky | |||
| Close My Thighs Forever | Close My Eyes Forever | Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne | rock | |||
| Close Your Eyes | Open Your Eyes | Staind | nitrousgearhead | |||
| Clown | Down | 311 | Kaylie L | |||
| The Cock | The Rooster | Alice In Chains | Kaylie L | |||
| Coconut-Banana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | Becca | |||
| Coffin Box | Basket Case | Green Day | Jami | |||
| Coffin Of Love | Cradle Of Love | Billy Idol | JOANIE | |||
| Cokehead Baby | Combat Baby | Metric | Cat | |||
| Cold Blooded | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | Kaylie | |||
| Cold Dead Fish | Cold Hard Bitch | Jet | w00t | |||
| Cold Duck | Champagne | Ann-Margaret | rocky | |||
| Cold Stuff | Hot Stuff | Donna Summer | Sam | |||
| Cold thong | Hold On | Limp Bizkit | zack | |||
| Colon Blow | Kokomo | Beach Boys | oldtimer | |||
| Columbo | Salambo | PIG | t.v. | |||
| Comatose | Alive | P.O.D. | Christian | |||
| The Combo | Salambo | PIG | bunny_brains | |||
| Come Back, And I'll Throw Up, Girl | Come Back When You Grow Up, Girl | Bobby Vee | Valerie Jones | |||
| Come Dirty | Come Clean | Hillary Duff | Cliff | |||
| Cominback Gurl | Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | rhianon | |||
| Commin' outta the closet | Cleaning out my closet | Eminem | True Evil | |||
| Competition | Intuition | Jewel | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Compilation | Intuition | Jewel | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Complex Fractions | Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | john | |||
| Complicated | Disconnected | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Concerto For A Winter's Day | Concerto For A Rainy Day | Electric Light Orchestra | Paul Warren | |||
| Conch Shell | Michelle | The Beatles | beegles | |||
| condom | sex bomb | tom jones | sal | |||
| confiscated | complicated | avril lavigne | I love california | |||
| Confucius Say | Jane Says | Jane's Addiction | Ezra | |||
| The Conseco Song | Bad Company | Bad Company | rocky | |||
| Constipated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Tami | |||
| Constipated Skaters | Syncopated Skaters | 101 Strings Orchestra | Bridget Andrews | |||
| Constipation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | Justin Case | |||
| Constipation | Constant Craving | k.d. lang | Country | |||
| Constipation | Rock the Nation | Montrose | Bill S | |||
| Constipation | Graduation | Vitamin C | MOR | |||
| Contra Nursery | Controversy | Prince | soul ii | |||
| convicted | addicted | Simple Plan | Rach | |||
| Cookie | Nookie | Limp Bizkit | divizzle | |||
| cookie | nookie | Limp Bizkit | Brittney | |||
| Cookies & Pie | Peaches & Cream | 112 | Mikkey Mouse | |||
| Cool Beans | These Dreams | Heart | sherock | |||
| Cool Whip | Whip It | Devo | SusanG | |||
| Cool Whip It | Whip It | Devo | newave | |||
| Cootie Vicious | Bootylicious | Destiny's Child | Tweetygirl | |||
| Cootie-ful Girls | Beautiful Girls | Sean Kingston | Darren | |||
| Cootiekisses | Bootylicious | DC3 | Lyndsei | |||
| Copernicus | Galileo | Indigo Girls | Catholic | |||
| Country Glamour | Country Grammar | Nelly | Felly | |||
| Country Grandma | Country Grammer | Nelly | wiccan_witch | |||
| country slammer | country grammer | nelly | Brittany | |||
| Country Slammer | Country Grammer | Nelly | wuzzup* | |||
| Country Stammer | Country Grammar | Nelly | Dakota | |||
| Courtney Has Lice | You Know You're Right | NiRvAnA | Kaylie L | |||
| cow pie | cowboy | bon jovi | bite me plz | |||
| Cowboys For Sale | Cowboys From Hell | Pantera | TAG37 | |||
| Cowfeed | Starseed | Our Lady Peace | DarkJon64 | |||
| cowgirl | cowboy | kid rock | shane | |||
| Cowgirl | Cowboy | Kid Rock | Kody L | |||
| Cowgirls From Heaven | Cowboys From Hell | Pantera | Kaylie L | |||
| Cowlick | Cowboy | Kid Rock | rap | |||
| Crab People | Wicked Queen | Mantacore | donnie | |||
| Crack Scratch Fever | Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | TonyDuhProducuh | |||
| Cracker Jack | Captain Jack | Billy Joel | SusanG | |||
| Cracklin' Oat Bran | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | SusanG | |||
| Crank Shaft | Love Shack | B-52's | Steve Livingston | |||
| Crap of You | Ghost of You | My Chemical Romance | Isabella | |||
| Crap on TV | Girl on TV | LFO | I didn't do it | |||
| Crap Tonight | Kryptonite | 3 Doors Down | slow/dude | |||
| Crappy | Happy | Mudvayne | Joel Martinez | |||
| Craptallica | Metallica | Cause they sound like crap now. NO MORE SELLOUTS! | Anthony | |||
| Crash-Bang | Galang | M.I.A. | Me | |||
| crawling in your pants | crawling in the dark | Hoobastank | Merck P. | |||
| Crazy Chick | Crazy Frog & Sweety The Chick | Charlotte Church | Tarquin | |||
| Crazy Frog & Sweety The Chick | Crazy Chick | Charlotte Church | Tarquin | |||
| Creep Train | Peace Train | Cat Stevens | MOR | |||
| The Crescent Rolls | The Thunder Rools | Garth Brooks | Country | |||
| Cross Dressing Queen | Dancing Queen | A* Teens | Rini | |||
| cross treakers | air force 1 | nelly | t-head | |||
| Cross-Eyed Girl | Brown Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | YoYo | |||
| Crossing Streams | Breaking Free | High School Musical | U.G.L.Y | |||
| Crumb | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Crumb | Numb | Linkin Park | Chute D'Breeze | |||
| Crumple Bills | Purple Pills | D12 | Mark | |||
| Crush | Stuck | Stacie Orrico | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Cry | Fly | Hilary Duff | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| A cry away | A broken day | dogs | Tammy | |||
| Cry Me An Ocean | Cry Me A RIver | Justin Timberlake | Mikkey Mouse | |||
| cry, cry, cry | bye, bye, bye | n'STINK | pikster | |||
| Cry-Cry-Cry | Bye-Bye_Bye | N*SYNC | NuttyChicky | |||
| Cryonic | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | Flux 7 | |||
| CSI (What A Miserable World) | IGY (What A Beautiful World) | Donald Fagan | MOR | |||
| Cummerbund | Cumbersome | Seven Mary Three | Kaylie L | |||
| Cure My STD | Cure My Tragedy | Cold | Billy Boyd | |||
| Curry For Nothing (And Your Chips For Free) | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | stee | |||
| Curse | First | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Cyclosphorin | Cyco Vision | Suicidal Tendencies | drug |
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