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This is a page to mock current pop songs, by coming up with better names for existing songs.
New Song Name | Original Name | Original Band Name | Submitted by: | |||
| D-E-F-E-N-S-E | R-E-S-P-E-C-T | Aretha Franklin | Y'z Cracker | |||
| D.I.T.Z. | P.I.M.P. | 50 Cent | Lara | |||
| D.U.M.B. | P.I.M.P. | 50 Cent | swish | |||
| D.U.M.P | P.I.M.P | 50 Cent | Jesse Battles | |||
| D8er Boi | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | Jackie Mundy | |||
| Da Chronic | Ironic | Alanis Morrissette | TonyDuhProducuh | |||
| The Dad | The Fad | Chevelle | Joseph | |||
| Dad Meets Azriel | Bad Meets Evil | Eminem | Mark | |||
| dada's kicked the Bass | Moma's got a** | Ludacris | ~*~*ANGEL*~*~ | |||
| dad`s been crazy all his life | my dad`s gone crazy | eminem | id | |||
| Daisy Cloud | Bodies | Slip Knot | TENEL | |||
| Daisy's Love | Crazy in love | Beyonce | Tanea White(age 11) | |||
| Dammit, Earth! | Planet Earth | Duran Duran | Snipe | |||
| Damn Ugly | Unpretty | TLC | Bee | |||
| Damn You | Drain You | Nirvana | Jaccass | |||
| Dan | Stan | Eminem | James & His Girls | |||
| Dancin' In Our Underwear | A Brand New Day (Dance Remix) | 'The Wiz' Original Cast | Paul Warren | |||
| Dancing Free | Dancing Queen | ABBA | Kaylie L | |||
| Dandruff | Hair | The Cowsills | oldsongs | |||
| Danger Danger High Voltage | Anger Anger Raise Da Finger | Electric 6 | Kristal | |||
| Dangerfield (A Rodney Dangerfield tribute) | Dangerous | Michael Jackson | Sam Leno | |||
| Dangerously Explicit | Dangerously In Love | Destiny's Child | BIG MCLARGE HUGE | |||
| Dangerously in Hate | Dangerously in Love | Destiny's Child | Emily | |||
| Danny's Mom | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | khiemel smith | |||
| Danskins Queen | Dancing Queen | ABBA | swede | |||
| dare you to poop | dare you to move | switchfoot | nicky | |||
| Dark Side of the N00b | Dark Side of the Moon (album) | Pink Floyd | The Deke | |||
| Dark Side Of The Room | Dark Side Of The Moon | Pink Floyd | brainstem | |||
| Date Raper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | Sir Donicus | |||
| The Day | The Way | Clay Aiken | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Day Bus | Night Train | Guns N Roses | Tayla | |||
| The Day We Track Bin Laden Down | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | The Band/Joan Baez | Aaerni | |||
| Daze Of The Weak | Days Of The Week | Stone Temple Pilots | newschool | |||
| Dead | Alive | Godsmack | cryo | |||
| Dead Again | Live Again | Sevendust | hardrock | |||
| Dead Girl | Rich Girl | Gwen Stefani | Miles O'Sadnick | |||
| Dead Heaven | Living Hell | The Misfits | Lizzie | |||
| A Deal With Voiceprint Records | Running Up That Hill (A Deal With G**) | Kate Bush | pickle* | |||
| Death | Muerte | La muerte de Chihuahua | Jasmine Aguirre | |||
| Debit, Bills, Taxation | Money, Money, Money | ABBA | KRAZYMAN | |||
| Debra LaFave | Hot For Teacher | Van Halen | kid | |||
| Debts I'll Never Pay | Things I'll Never Say | Avril Lavigne | Hnin Pwint | |||
| Decay | Today | Smashing Pumpkins | newrock | |||
| Defective | Connected | Stereo MCs | electronic | |||
| The Defects | The Reflex | Duran Duran | ideal | |||
| Defensive Avalance (Colorado Fan Song) | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | feenyx | |||
| Dehydrate You | Drain You | Nirvana | rocky | |||
| Demi, Dudley, Mary Tyler | More, More, More | Andrea True Connection (Get it? Moore, Moore Moore?) | disco | |||
| Demoted to You | Devoted to You | the Everly brothers | Marian | |||
| Dennis Hopper Needs Work | Fire Coming Out Of A Monkey's Head | Gorillaz | Shaun Blankenship | |||
| Denture Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | Mickey D. | |||
| Deny You | Defy You | The Offspring | Derek Espo | |||
| Depressin' Park | Numb | Linkin Park | FlatFoote | |||
| Deranged | Rearranged | Limp Bizkit | Dantana | |||
| Desire | To zion | Lauryn Hill | Mickey | |||
| Detroit Roaches City | Detroit Rock City | KISS | Worawat | |||
| Detroit's A Pity | Detroit Rock City | Kiss | rocknroll | |||
| devil | angel | shaggy | orange elephant hippos | |||
| The Devil You Hate (Dog Is A Man) | The Devil You Know (God Is A Man) | Face To Face | Buffy | |||
| Diaharrea | Dare | Gorillaz | Jaccass | |||
| Dial C for crack | Dial M for Murder | Ja Rule | Dennis | |||
| Dial D for Dumb | Dial M for Murder | Ja Rule | Vanessa (I luv Eminem) | |||
| Dial M For Mama | Dial M For Murder | Ja Rule | soul ii | |||
| diarreha | mamamia | abba | hades the devil | |||
| Diarrhea | Diana | Paul Anka | oldsong | |||
| Diarrhea | Diary | Bread | oldtimer | |||
| Dick and Dylan | Dick and Jane | blah blah | Dylan | |||
| Did I Shave My Arm Pits For This? | Did I Shave My Legs For This? | Deana Carter | Shirley | |||
| Did you rob me? | Do you love me? | Fiddler on the Roof | Monarch | |||
| Die | Fly | Hilary Duff | Amy | |||
| Die | Fly | Hilary Duff | Caitlyn | |||
| Die | Fly | Hilary Duff | Cheri | |||
| Die Die | Dance Dance | Fall Out Boy | Jessica Cann | |||
| Die Die Die | Da Da Da | Trio | Chris Hedgpeth | |||
| Die Like A Beagle | Fly Like An Eagle | Steve Miller Band | oldsong | |||
| Die! Osama, Die! | Cry Baby Cry | The Beatles | Idiot Finder | |||
| DIE!!! | Fly | Hilary Duff | Jessika | |||
| Die, pig, Die | Bye, Bye, Bye | N'SNYC | bodhidharma13 | |||
| Die, Ya' Faker | D'yer Maker | Led Zeppelin | Rocky | |||
| Die,Die,Die | Bye,Bye,Bye | NSYNC | K K | |||
| Die,Die,Die | Bye,Bye,Bye | N*SYNC | Big Dog | |||
| died with me | ride with me | nelly | naomi | |||
| Died With Me | Ride With Me | Nelly | opm | |||
| Digimon should get hit by a car | Video killed the radio star | The Wuggles | Uncle D | |||
| The Dingiest Man In Town | The Stingiest Man In Town | Rankin-Bass | Cartoon Cartoon | |||
| dink-182 | blink-182 | blink-182 | eth | |||
| Dinosaur Buns | Diamonds and Guns | The Transplants | D'Yoink | |||
| Dip | Dig | Mudvayne | hardrock | |||
| Dirt | First | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | AC/DC | Seth | |||
| Dirty Deeds Oh So Cheap | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep | AC/DC | KT | |||
| Dirty Dishes | Bootylicious | Destiny's Child | soul ii | |||
| Dirty Flies (On A Dead Guy) | Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) | The Offspring | newrock | |||
| Dirty Mop | Dirty Pop | N' Sync | pop | |||
| dirty poke | dirty pop | Nsync | BJ | |||
| Dirty smelly Fart | Achy Breaky heart | Billy Ray Cirus | Yaw Mama | |||
| Disconnected | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Dishes Are Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | MOR | |||
| Disrized | Mesmerized | JaRule Featuring Ahanti | Ebony | |||
| Diss Diss | Kiss Kiss | Chris Brown | Kaylie L | |||
| diss diss | kiss kiss | chris brown | momo | |||
| Distressed Crybaby | Family Portrait | Pink | DaNz | |||
| Ditch Me | Pinch Me | Barenaked Ladies | I am the seven | |||
| Ditch The School | Act A Fool | Ludacris | 25 Cent | |||
| Divider | Survivor | Destiny's Child | soul ii | |||
| Dizzy, So? | Vertigo | U2 | 7incstereo | |||
| DMCA | YMCA | Village People | jorge | |||
| Do I Creep You Out? | Do I Make You Proud? | Taylor Hicks | Railok | |||
| do it again | never again | nickle back | Heather combs | |||
| Do It Right Away | Walk Away | Good Charlotte | Chelsea | |||
| Do It Yourself | Enjoy Yourself | The Jacksons | Adam | |||
| Do Nothing | Do Something | Britney Spears | Hnin Pwint | |||
| Do They Know How To Sing? | Do They Know It's Christmas? | Band Aid 20 | britrock | |||
| Do You Commute? | Do You Compute? | Donnie Iris | computer | |||
| Do You Eat Sheep | Do You Sleep | Lisa Loeb | SnapsProvolone | |||
| Do You Know the Way Out of San Jose? | Do You Know the Way to San Jose? | Dionne Warwick | Raphael | |||
| Do You Speak? | Do You Sleep? | Lisa Loeb | sherock | |||
| Do You Use A Soap Called Dove? | I Believe In A Thing Called Love | The Darkness | Jessica _ C | |||
| Do You Want Farts With That? | Do You Want Fries With That? | Tim McGraw | Brian Litrell | |||
| Do You Want To Play? | Playas Going To Play | 3LW | Britney Lopez | |||
| Doctor Pepper | Doctor Doctor | Thompson Twins | britrock | |||
| Doei, Doei, Doei | Poei, Poei, Poei | André ˆazes | Dutchgirl | |||
| Does it end? | In the end | Linkin Park | Abercrombie | |||
| Does this one really need any help? | She Thinks My Tractors Sexy | Kenny Chesney | I Love Country Music | |||
| Dog Collar Man | Blue Collar Man | Styx | Jonathan C | |||
| doggy pound | funky town | lipps inc. | ME | |||
| Dogma Pigs | Karma Police | Radiohead | Kaylie L | |||
| Dogs Bite | Love Bites | Def Leppard | animal | |||
| Domestic | Nationwide | ZZ Top | southernrock | |||
| Don't Be Crude | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | The Rev. A. Palgut | |||
| Don't Bleep | Don't Speak | No Doubt | sherock | |||
| Don't Bring Me Clowns | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | oldschool | |||
| Don't Cha Wish Your Mother Was Hot Like Mine | Don't Cha | Pussycat Dolls | Allyabubba | |||
| Don't Choke the Sqirrell | Don't Take the Girl | Tim McGraw | bigxtra | |||
| Don't Creep | Don't Speak | No Doubt | SpazzyMcGee | |||
| Don't Eat This | U Can't Touch This | MC Hammer | Anonymous Bob | |||
| Don't Fear The Reefer | Don't Fear the Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | Rach | |||
| Don't freak | Don't Speak | Gwen Stefani | Asley Z. | |||
| Don't freak | Don't speak | No doubt | C.C. | |||
| Don't Get Up | Don't Give Up | Peter Gabriel/Kate Bush | britrock | |||
| Don't Go To America | Franco Un-American | NOFX | Natt | |||
| Don't have breats don't have bosoms | not a girl not yet a woman | Britney spears | Minh | |||
| Don't Know What You Lost ('Til It's Found) | Don't Know What you Got ('Til It's Gone) | Cinderella | GDatkins85 | |||
| Don't Leak | Don't speak | No doubt | Flaming Hobo | |||
| Don't let me kill me | Don't let me get me | Pink | Rach | |||
| Don't Let The Buns Go Down On Me | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | MOR | |||
| Don't Let The Moon Go Down On Me | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | Jared Funk | |||
| Don't let your son go down on me | Don't let the sun go down on me | Elton John | bodhidharma13 | |||
| Don't Look Back, You W***er | Don't Look Back In Anger | Oasis | Isaac Hunt | |||
| Don't Picnic | Don't Panic | Coldplay | Worawat | |||
| Don't Play This Song | Don't Tread On Me | Metallica | Ann | |||
| Don't Press The Nuke Dot | Don't Rock The Jukebox | Alan Jackson | Country | |||
| Don't Rain On My Brigade | Don't Rain On My Parade | Judy Garland | Indy | |||
| Don't Run Over Me | Don't Tread On Me | Metallica | heavymetal | |||
| Don't Screw Up (The CSI Song) | Who Are You? | The Who | britrock | |||
| Don't Shriek | Don't Speak | No Doubt | janette | |||
| Don't Sing | Don't Speak | No Doubt | Vic George | |||
| Don't Smell Me | Don't Tell Me | Avril Lavigne | Special ed | |||
| Don't Smell Me | Don't Tell Me | Avril Lavigne | madame me | |||
| Don't Squeak | Don't Speak | No Doubt | Bryan Hartshorn | |||
| Don't Stand So Close (To Me Until You Take A Bath) | Don't Stand So Close (To Me) | The Police | oldschool | |||
| Don't Stink | Don't Speak | No Doubt | Regan | |||
| Don't Stop 'Til You Have A Puff | Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough | Michael Jackson | Brendan Richards | |||
| Don't Stop Dry Heavin' | Don't Stop Believin' | Journey | Kaylie L | |||
| Don't Tell Me | I Wanna Know | Joe | Jess | |||
| Don't touch me | Can't Touch This | MC Hammera | Uglychick_06 | |||
| Don't Tweak | Don't Speak | No Doubt | joker,smoker,midnight toker | |||
| Don't Use Much | Don't Lose Touch | Against Me! | Kaylie L | |||
| Don't Use Much | Don't Lose Touch | Against Me! | Kaylie L | |||
| Don't Want No Drama | Excuse Me, Mama | Chris Brown | shanice | |||
| Don't Wear That Thong | Don't Get Me Wrong | The Pretenders | Susan M. | |||
| Don't you (dare to remember me) | Don't you (forget about me) | Simple Minds | Boomer | |||
| Donald Trump Says You're Fired | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | Jon-Jon | |||
| Done | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| The Donkey Drank Too Much Rum | Janie's Got A Gun | Aerosmith | Squirrel14NB | |||
| Doobies | Movies | Alien Ant Farm | Dryden | |||
| Dookie | Nookie | Limp Bizkit | Pimpmaster Chris | |||
| doozer | smoozer | croozer | youre a looser | |||
| Dope | Mope | Bloodhound Gang | ThrasherZ | |||
| Dork Lady | Dark Lady | Cher | Susan M. | |||
| Double Bubble | Laffy Taffy | D4L | Holden | |||
| Douche | Deuce | KISS | rockhard | |||
| Down In 49 Seconds (Mike Tyson's Song) | Down | socialburn | rocky | |||
| Down In There | Down Under | Men At Work | Some One | |||
| Down Slide | Slide | Goo-Goo Dolls | J.C. | |||
| Down With Judith Light | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | one-hit | |||
| Down With The Anthrax | Down With The Sickness | Disturbed | rock | |||
| Dr. Pepper's Soda Can Club Band | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | Beatles | Susan M. | |||
| Dracula | Transvania | McFly | Vaycie | |||
| Dragon Ball | Cannonball | The Breeders | Rhymes With Orange | |||
| Drama Queen | Dancing Queen | ABBA | Susan M. | |||
| Dreadful Soul | Beautiful Soul | Jesse McCartney | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Drink,Drive, Land In Jail | Jump, Jive, an Wail | Brian Setzer Orchestra | nic | |||
| Drinkin' Coca-Cola | Livin' La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | Zach | |||
| Drinking All The Booze | Breaking All The Rules | Ozzy Osbourne | Anonymous Bob | |||
| Drinking Down | Burning Up | Kylie Minogue | Sam | |||
| Drive My New Car | Have A Cigar | Pink Floyd | Juan | |||
| Drool | Saliva | Yeah, coz they suck. (slaiva..geddit?) | Nicko | |||
| Drop It And Smoke Pot | Drop It Like It's Hot | Snoop Dogg feat. Chingy | Chels2005 | |||
| Drop It Like It Sucks | Drop It Like It's Hot | Snoop Dogg | weirdkid106 | |||
| Drop It Like It's Cold | Drop It Like It's Hot | Snoop Dogg | Adam Siders | |||
| Drop Off | Hold On | Wilson Phillips | MOR | |||
| Drops of Bodily Fluid | Drops of Jupiter | Train | Grunge Fester | |||
| Drops of Gibberish | Drops of Jupiter | Train | Cheesemaker, blessed | |||
| Drops Of Pluto | Drops Of Jupiter | Train | Aaerni | |||
| Drops of Uranus | Drops of Jupiter | Train | sk8er girl - *star* | |||
| Drops of Uranus | Drops of Jupiter | Train | salamander | |||
| Drops Of Visine | Drops Of Jupiter | Train | smelly | |||
| Drowning (Again) | Drowning | Backsteet Boys | Kat | |||
| Druggey | Purple Pills | D-12 | massacre | |||
| Drum | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Drunk | Sober | Tool | Aaerni | |||
| Drunkard | Sober | Tool | S.T.G. | |||
| Drunken Queen | Cocktail Queen | Taxxi | rocky | |||
| Ducky | Lucky | Britney Spears | o | |||
| The Dud | The Bomb | The Bucketheads | electronic | |||
| Dude, Where's my Car? | Der Kommissar | Der Kommissar | pauhead | |||
| Duller | Longer | Dan Fogelberg | MOR | |||
| Dumb | Numb | Linkin Park | Bob | |||
| Dumb | Numb | Linkin Park | Emily | |||
| Dumb 4 You | Down 4 You | Ja Rule and Ashanti feat Vita, & Charlie Baltimore | Mogera | |||
| Dumb A** Kid | Loser Kid | Busted | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| The Dumb and the Reckless | The Young and The Hopeless | Good Charlotte | newrock | |||
| Dumb B**** | Ohne Dich | Rammstien | bradlover | |||
| dumb bumping | tubthumping | chumbawamba | f**gy qu*** | |||
| Dumbass, Inc. | Feel Good, Inc. | Gorillaz | Jaccass | |||
| Dump | Lump | The Presidents of the United States | Killer Cowz | |||
| Dump | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| dump | numb | linkin park | LP fan.dont take me wrong. | |||
| Dump Dump Dump | Bump Bump Bump | B2K | Kyle | |||
| Dung | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| duplicate | replica | fear factory | md | |||
| Dusk | Crush | Mandy Moore | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Dust | Crush | Mandy Moore | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Dust to Dust | Ashes to Ashes | David Bowie | JarethLoverBritt | |||
| The DVDs | The Movies | Alien Ant Farm | newsound | |||
| Dye | Fly | Hilary Duff | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Dying | Flying | The Beatles | Alan the Ottoman |
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