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Album cover parody of Blow Me (One Last Kiss) by Pink
Parody album cover
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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

P!NK featuring REDMAN, P!nk, Pink (Alecia Moore), Alisha Moore (pink)

Band Name Origins:

  • I read in a Seventeen magazine that her parents called her Pink because that was the color her mother's pregnancy test turned. I can't believe people are saying things about a guy said her privates were pink--Pink is not that slutty. Submitted by: Shante Baker
  • In a Playboy interview, Pink herself gave this story. She was best friends with a black man throughout her teen years and he had never been with a white woman before and wanted to see a white womans vagina. He asked, she abliged and when he saw it he yelled out, "its pink!" She took that name and that is why she is known as Pink. Submitted by: Kent

Stupid Band Names:

  • What's stupid about it is the fact that she uses an exclamation mark for the "i", so it looks like "P factorial N.K." Submitted by: Mr. Critic

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Alecia Moore. Submitted by: x0

Also known as: Alecia Moore. Submitted by: Helena

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Catacombs" - Michael Prymula

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Pink""McDonalds"I remember reading in a magazine that she worked at the fast food chain before hitting the big time - Cait Sith

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
PiggieShe looks like a pink hog.Arnold Jackson 5
StinkIt fits the music better ja ne?Ann

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Throw What""So What"The Mole
"You Make Me Vomit""You Make Me Sick"Sheila Oh
"The Hilton Sisters""Stupid Girls"She
"Barney Loves P.J.""God is a DJ"erik
"If modd is a VJ""If God is a DJ"Blabs

There are additional Pink new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"God Is A DJ ,"Pink obviously hasn't met too many dj's.Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Hot, Hot, Hot," Buster Poindexter"Just Like Fire," Pink
"Burn," Ellie Goulding"Just Like Fire," Pink
"Yes! No! I Mean Yes! No I Don't! ," Leila Bela"Split Personality," Pink
"Hell's On Fire," Steel Panther"So What?," Pink
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Here You Go" originally "There You Go"
Serafina
"Raise Your Lass" originally "Raise Your Glass"
Flipside
"Spit Personality" originally "Split Personality"
Tracy Frummond
"I'm Not Dad" originally "I'm Not Dead"
Of course not! She could never be one.
Tabitha Cartwright
"Conversations With My 13 Year Old Elf" originally "Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self"
Tracy Frummond

There are additional Pink song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"You Make Moe Sick" originally "You Make Me Sick"
Chelsea Footler
"You Make Mae Sick" originally "You Make Me Sick"
Chelsea Footler
"You Make Meg Sick" originally "You Make Me Sick"
Chelsea Footler
"Braise Your Glass" originally "Raise Your Glass"
Heather Brockwell
"Don't Let Mel Get Me" originally "Don't Let Me Get Me"
Serafina

There are additional Pink song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Saber" originally "Sober"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Raise Your Grass" originally "Raise Your Glass"
Naomi Swanson
"You Make Me Silk" originally "You Make Me Sick"
Karen Smith
"You Made Me Sick" originally "You Make Me Sick"
Nancy
"Wasting For Love" originally "Waiting For Love"
Candy Welty

There are additional Pink song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

May 23
a parody of "Stupid Girls" by Pink
written by Matthias, recorded by Below Average Dave for an upcoming Matthias production
soundclick: (mp3)
Apr 13
a parody of "So What" by Pink
Below Average Dave records Matthias AmIRight Idle Winner "I Am Afraid of Heights" Congratulations, and look out for more recordings of his in the near futures.
badave.com: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Stupid Girls""Escher Girls"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Blow Me (One Last Kiss)""Throw Me (Off That Cliff)"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Try""Vote"John Lomain
"Who Knew""Voodoo"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Get This Party Started""Get This Laundry Started"Tim Hall
"Raise Your Glass""Mow Your Grass"Matthias
"So What""You're Nuts"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Just Give Me A Reason""Summoned Me A Demon"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Please Don't Leave Me""Please Don't Eat Me"Walka Dog
"Just Give Me A Reason""Please Just Pick A Season"Abbott Skelding

There are additional Pink song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
U + Ur HandDating Hotlineck
Don't Let Me Get MeProzacCeleste
God Is A DJLocal churchNatasha
You & Your Hand'South Park' on DVDPickle
TroubleTrouble (TV channel)Indra.v
There are additional Pink commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Dear Mr. PresidentOval OfficeDongquan
Don't Let Me Get MeMental clinicAustin C
SoberA new BeerCharles Mann
So WhatMarriage Break-upDongquan
Please Don't Leave MeMarriage Divorce CounsellingDongquan
There are additional Pink on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Suddenly I See
   KT Tunstall
Stupid Girls
   Pink
Suddenly I See Stupid Girls
Both songs were U.S. hits in 2006.
Charles
Say
   John Mayer
So What
   Pink
Say What
Angela
I Want A New Drug
   Huey Lewis and The News
Just Like A Pill
   Pink
I Want A New Drug Just Like A Pill
Most drugs come in pill form
Edward
Beat It
   Michael Jackson
You Make Me Sick
   Pink
Beat It! You Make Me Sick!
Well same to you!
Diddims
There are additional Pink duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Steel Pink Panther
Steel Panther combined with Pink
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Kissing The Pink
Kiss combined with Pink
An actual band, but not formed by the combination of Kiss and Pink.
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Think Pink
Think combined with Pink
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Pink Eye
Left Eye (of TLC) combined with Pink
Also known as conjunctivitis.
Submitted By: Susie Creamcheese

There are additional Pink Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Just Like a Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Front street fears
or
First grade fears
or
Frosty beers
Original Lyrics:
[to the middle of my] frustrated fears
"Blow Me One Last Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want Miss
Original Lyrics:
I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did
"You Make Me Sick"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sex now, so hot
Original Lyrics:
In the six now, so hot
"Get the Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you better get this body started
Original Lyrics:
So you better get this party started
There are additional Pink misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Just Like Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could light the world up for just one day
Original Lyrics:
f*cking at the world after just one day

Story about this misheard lyric by: IƱaki

It's Alice Through the Looking Glass's theme song. I thought those lyrics were harsh for a children's movie.

There are additional Pink misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Better Lyrics:
L.A. told me:"You are stupid
"And you're ugly."
Original Lyrics:
LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Submitted by: Flash Flood
"So what?"
Better Lyrics:
The waiter just took my table
And gave it to O.J. Simpson
I guess I'll go sit with Tom Cruise
At least I'll be a Scientologist
Original Lyrics:
The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simpson
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
At least he'll know how to hit
Submitted by: Flash Flood
"Who Knew?"
Better Lyrics:
I'm so obsessed, it's just not cool

I blow off homework and skip school

And all, for this

If someone said 3 years ago,

I would log on

And watch "Leave Britney Alone,"

They'd still be wrong

I know better

(But) I could spend forever

And ever - (on) YouTube
Original Lyrics:
Remember when we were such fools,

And so convinced we're just too cool?

Uh-huh, that's right

If someone said 3 years from now,

You'd be long gone,

I'd stand up and punch them out

'Cause they're all wrong

I know better

'Cause you said forever

And ever - Who knew?
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
There are additional Pink parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"U + Ur Hand"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm not here for your entertainment.
Why They're Funny:
It probably wouldn't be funny if it weren't the fact that she is, by profession, a singer, which is a kind of entertainer.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
"Cuz I Can"
The Funny Lyrics:
I can fit your whole house in my swimmin' pool
Why They're Funny:
I bet she could!
Submitted by: Latios
There are additional Pink Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Most Girls"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I was some girl about the floss
Why They're Nonsensical:
It seems syntactically awkward. I just don't know what she's trying to say here.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
"Missundaztood"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When I'm happy I am sad, but everything's good
It's not that complicated I'm just misunderstood
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um.... is it just me or does that just have flawed logic? How can you be happy and sad at the same time? And how can that not be complicated? Ugh...
Submitted by: Maria
There are additional Pink nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Trouble"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm trouble in this town.
Why They're Insincere:
Who the freakin heck wants to be trouble on purpose if you're not gay? I hate Pink!
Submitted by: fart and me
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
Why They're Insincere:
I doubt that Pink wants to change who she is...she's famous and making mad amounts of money even if she doesn't look like Britney Spears!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
There are additional Pink insincere lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Get The Party Started"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass.
Why They're Insulting:
Self-explanatory. (On another note, some radio edits replace the word "ass" with "Benz", which might be metaphoric in a sense.)
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"So What"
The Insulting Lyrics:
So what I'm still a rock star
I've got my rock moves
and I don't need you
And guess what
I'm having more fun and
now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright ;I'm just fine
And you're a tool
So, so what
I am a rock star; I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight.
Why They're Insulting:
The whole song is about Pink's ex-husband Carey Hart and considering that he is in the video for this song I suppose we can't say that he isn't being a good sport about this.
Submitted by: Celeste

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Last To Know"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show
You could've called me up to say good luck
You could've called me back -
Why They're Inappropriate:
I know Pink had to rhyme something with 'luck' Even a 6-year old who raided a dictionary, rude words intact, would've thought of a better rhyming couplet. The swearing is so unrelated and gratuitous I laugh every time I hear this song. A great example of what happens when a pop star tries to be 'rebellious' and fails miserably in the process.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"18 Wheeler"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Cuz you know I'm not that kinda girl
That'll lay there and let you come first
Why They're Inappropriate:
lay there and let you come first hummmm.........
Submitted by: Riley

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Dated Lyrics:
"I'm tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears, shes so pretty, that just aint me"
Why They're Dated:
This song was written at a time when Britney Spears was an icon and very popular. Major changes in her personal life have caused her popularity to diminish and some argue she is no longer "pretty."
Submitted by: Nathan Seaton
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Fingers"
The Dirty Lyrics:
When it's late at night and you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking.
Why They're Dirty:
Well i think the title of the song explanis the whole story of the song
Submitted by: Emma
"U and ur hand"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Just you and your hand tonight
Why They're Dirty:
well, pretty obvious: she won't be helping him with his needs tonight :P
Submitted by: Meghan from Holland
There are additional Pink dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"So What"
The Lyrics:
The waiter just took my table
and gave it to Jessica Simps
S**T!!
Who They Mention:
Jessica Simpson
Submitted by: Celeste
"So What"
The Lyrics:
The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simpson
Who They Mention:
Jessica Simpson
Submitted by: Alex
There are additional Pink celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Get The Party Started"
The Lyrics:
We'll be lookin' flashy in my Mercedes Benz
Product Brand Name:
Mercedes Benz
Submitted by: Denise
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Song Lyrics:
I'm my own worst enemy
Song They Mention:
"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit
Submitted by: nally
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Conversations with my 13 Year Old Self"
Opening Lines:
Conversations with my 13 year old self, conversations with my 13 year old self
Comments:
Submitted by: Anonymus
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Raise Your Glass"
The Made Up Words:
dealeo, dancey
Comments:
Right, right, turn off the lights
We gonna lose our minds tonight
What's the dealeo?

Don't be fancy, let's get dancey.

(Note: "Dancey" is in the dictionary, but not in the context that Pink is using it.)
Submitted by: Spraychel Spray
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Sow Hat" originally "So What"
What all fashionable pigs are wearing?
Submitted by: Peter
"Feel Good Tim E" originally "Feel Good Time"
Submitted by: Peter
"Sow Hat" originally "So What"
It fits her.
Submitted by: Rocky
"Sow Hat" originally "So What"
Submitted by: Tracy Frummond

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Lyrics:
I was always in a fight 'cause I can't do nothing right. ... Don't wanna be my friend no more.
Why:
Double negative.
Submitted by: Marisa
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Lyrics:
I was always in a fight 'cause I can't do nothing right. ... Don't wanna be my friend no more.
Why:
Double negative.
Submitted by: Marisa

Band Name Anagrams:

Nik P. Submitted by: Keira Dayley
Not great, but the best I could do.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Gotten Me Melted" originally "Don't Let Me Get Me"
What am I, the Wicked Witch of the West?!
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Tan Wok Lost" originally "Last To Know"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Two On Stalk" originally "Last To Know"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Not Owl Task" originally "Last To Know"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Tan Wok Slot" originally "Last To Know"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

There are additional Pink Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Dear Mr President"
Unofficially banned. Jimmy Kimmel fought to allow her to perform this song on air. Most radio station say that they can't really even mention it on air.
Submitted by: Kathryn

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Knew Who?" originally "Who Knew?"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Glaze Your Wrasse" originally "Raise Your Glass"
Wrasse = any fish in family Labridae
Submitted by: Job Lowe
"Whoa, Sot!" originally "So What"
Submitted by: Praise The Lord & Taylor Swift
"Sue Make Ye Mick" originally "You Make Me Sick"
How can Sue turn anyone into Mick?
Submitted by: Tracy Frummond

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Calling Out Her Ex-Husband In Her Music Video"
Pink made the video for her new single So What and focused on all of the things that her now ex-husband Carey Hart did to her. The funny thing is that Carey was in on the joke.
Submitted by: Celeste

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Susan G Komen Foundation (Breast Cancer)
Breast Cancer Awareness uses Pink Ribbons
Submitted by: Rychendroll

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