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Fun Music Information -> Joan Armatrading
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Caillou [brother of the original title]" | "Rosie" | Isac |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Stupid," Roxette | "I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading | |
| "Bimbo," Jim Reeves | "I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading | |
| "Fool," Roxette | "I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading | |
| "Ho," Ludacris | "I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Love It When You Call Me Ames" originally "I Love It When You Call Me Names"
Even though 'Ames' isn't my name
Sarah Tonin
"Ender Trap" originally "Tender Trap"
Karen Smith
"Tender Tap" originally "Tender Trap"
Yvette Bristle
"Tender Rap" originally "Tender Trap"
Yvette Bristle
"Drop The Plot" originally "Drop The Pilot"
Sarah Tonin
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Kind Words (And A Regal Good Heart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Tiffany Furlong
"Kind Worlds (And A Real Good Heart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
It still doesn't mean you get respect.
Tiffany Furlong
"Kind Words (And A Real Good Hearth)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Peter
"Kind Swords (And A Real Good Heart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Since when are swords kind?
Gregg Hoffman
Change a Letter:
"Roxie" originally "Rosie"
Roxie: the nickname for Roxanne?
Meg O'Charley
"I Love It When You Call Ma Names" originally "I Love It When You Call Me Names"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Drop The Pivot" originally "Drop The Pilot"
Sarah Tonin
"I Love It When You Call Me James" originally "I Love It When You Call Me Names"
Now a specific name is used!
Anita Mann
"Kind Words (And A Real Goof Heart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Drop The Pilot" | "Clean The Toilet!" | Taoist |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Down To Zero | Weight Watchers | Pickle |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Opportunity | Employment agency | David R |
| I Love It When You Call Me Names | Domestic violence hotline | G.D. |
| I Love It When You Call Me Names | Sensitivity training | sherock |
| The Weakness In Me | Weightlifting gym | sherock |
| Temptation | Addiction Rehab Centre | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Flavor Of The Weak American Hi-Fi | The Weakness In Me Joan Armatrading | Flavor Of The Weakness In Me | Rock Maninoff |
| My Name Is Eminem | Rosie Joan Armatrading | My Name Is Rosie | Sheila Oh |
| You're Not The Boss Of Me (Theme from 'Malcolm in the Middle') They Might Be Giants | I Love It When You Call Me Names Joan Armatrading | You're Not The Boss of Me, But I Love It When You Call Me Names I watch too much television. | rocky |
| Drop The Pilot Joan Armatrading | Sky Pilot Animals | Drop The Sky Pilot | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Drop The Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm right on target – my mystery
So you're in love – I say, "Wanna bit?" ... I wanna try some rearranges ... Go easier on me to fight a losing battle ... You're kissin', cuddlin' – there's no smoke, no flame If you lose that pilot, I come (cum) fly your plane Original Lyrics: I'm right on target; my aim is straight
So you're in love; I say what of it? ... I wanna try some rearranging ... Don't use your army to fight a losing battle ... You're kissing cousins; there's no smoke, no flame If you lose that pilot I can fly your plane | "Drop the Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics: Drop the monkey
Smell my poo poo Original Lyrics: Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume |
"Drop the Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics: Animal, mineral, physical, spill it all
Original Lyrics: Animal, mineral, physical, spiritual
| "Drop the Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics: Drop the monkey
Smell my baboon Original Lyrics: Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Drop the Mahout"
Misheard Lyrics: Drop the monkey
Smell my baboon Original Lyrics: Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Fiona Wild I have always thought it was "baboon". I heard the song on the radio this morning and questioned it for the first time so checked it out and found I was wrong! |
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"I Love It When You Call Me Names"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: She's wearing heavy leather and lace
He dresses up in cowboy's taste They punish then they think up a crime It's their way of love and not mine Why They're Misrhymed: Nothing in this song rhymes. Believe it or not, this was the closest Joan ever got.
Submitted by: newave
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Temptation"
Opening Lines: Temptation drags you down.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"I Love It When You Call Men "Ames"" originally "I Love It When You Call Me Names"
Submitted by: Nicole Parsons
Band Name Anagrams:
Joan Darting Mara Submitted by: Laura Wilkins
Mara = temptress in Buddhism
Anti-Jargon Drama Submitted by: Alexis
Grandma, A Janitor Submitted by: Alexis
Someone's grandmother could work as a janitor.
Joan Trading A Ram Submitted by: Nicole Parsons
Song Title Anagrams:
"Sneakiest When Me" originally "The Weakness In Me"
Submitted by: Frieda Evans
Song Title Acrostics:
TITS: "Tall In The Saddle"
Submitted by: Sutch
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Trender Tap" originally "Tender Trap"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Pop The Dry Lit" originally "Drop The Pilot"
Submitted by: MOR
"Prop The Dial-It" originally "Drop The Pilot"
Submitted by: Rocky
"Hind Kurds (And A Real Good Wart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Submitted by: MOR
"Rind Girds (And A Heel Wood Cart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Submitted by: shepop
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Joan Marta Raiding originally "Joan Armatrading"
Submitted by: Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
