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Jokes:

Q: What do you call it when Ivan Moody gets sad?
A: The Moody Blues.
Submitted by: Garrison
Anybody who says Ivan Moody is a son of a bitch better mean it as a compliment.
Submitted by: Garrison
There are additional music jokes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • The name is taken from the ultimate kung fu finishing move, mentioned in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. II Submitted by: Brett Mohler

Stupid Band Names:

  • It's kind of redundant. I mean, ordinarily a punch WOULD involve five fingers. It's not like people would expect the fist delivering the punch to have only four fingers or anything. Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"M.I.N.E (End This Way)"M.I.N.E is supposed to be "mine", but only End This Way is mentioned instead - Spiderskull98

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Six Finger Kill SlapI think it delivers a more comedy side to the nameJ.J. Rock

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"War Is The Cancer""War Is The Answer"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Cross Your Tease""Dot Your Eyes"Regina Haniger
"Cross Your Teas""Dot Your Eyes"Regina Haniger

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Battle Born,"Battles do not give birth or have offspring.Peter
"War Is The Answer,"You don't even know what the question is!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Under and Over It,"Well, which is it? Under or over? Can't be both!Garrison
"My Heart Lied,"A heart is incapable of telling lies.Garrison

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Wintertime," Steve Miller Band"Cold," Five Finger Death Punch
"Trapped Under Ice," Metallica"Cold," Five Finger Death Punch
"Get Out of My House," The Streets"Far From Home," Five Finger Death Punch
"Rainbow In The Dark," Dio"Hard To See," Five Finger Death Punch
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Dot Our Eyes" originally "Dot Your Eyes"
Garrison
"Dot Your Yes" originally "Dot Your Eyes"
But 'yes' doesn't have a J or an I in it.
Garrison
"Do Your Eyes" originally "Dot Your Eyes"
As in mascara?
Garrison
"The Evil's Own" originally "The Devil's Own"
Wendy Torrance
"The Devil's On" originally "The Devil's Own"
As in on tv or something?
Wendy Torrance

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"The Devil's Down" originally "The Devil's Own"
Heather Brockwell
"The Devil's Town" originally "The Devil's Own"
Heather Brockwell
"The Devil's Gown" originally "The Devil's Own"
Heather Brockwell
"The Sway Of The Fist" originally "The Way Of The Fist"
Duncan Moore
"The Way Of The First" originally "The Way Of The Fist"
Duncan Moore

Change a Letter:

"Battle Porn" originally "Battle Born"
Garrison
"My Own Hall" originally "My Own Hell"
Is that like having your own room?
Garrison
"She Devil's Own" originally "The Devil's Own"
Wendy Torrance
"Asses" originally "Ashes"
As in donkeys?
Garrison

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Far From Home""Almost Five"Cryogentics
"Wrong Side of Heaven""Five Nightmares to Bare"Cryogentics

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Back Home
   Fort Minor
Back For More
   Five Finger Death Punch
Back Home For More
Garrison
My Heart Lied
   Five Finger Death Punch
Cold
   Static-X
My Cold Heart Lied
FFDP had a song titled Cold too
SpiderSkull98
Battle Born
   Five Finger Death Punch
Born in the 50's
   The Police
Battle Born in the 50's
Garrison
Here To Die
   Five Finger Death Punch
Die For You
   Otherwise
Here To Die For You
That's some serious devotion right there.
Garrison
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Three Finger Death Punch
Three Days Grace combined with Five Finger Death Punch
Not nearly as effective. Back to five!
Submitted By: Garrison
Five Iron Finger Death Punch Frenzy
Five Iron Frenzy combined with Five Finger Death Punch
Intensifies the implications of both names.
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Five Finger Death Cab
Five Finger Death Punch combined with Death Cab for Cutie
Submitted By: JeReMy
Fourteen Inch Fingernails Death Punch
Five Finger Death Punch combined with Nine Inch Nails
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

There are additional Five Finger Death Punch Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinks like Quaranten
Original Lyrics:
A switchblade for a tongue
"The Way of the Fist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stephanie!
Original Lyrics:
Step to me!
"Anywhere But Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it all turns to piss.
Original Lyrics:
If it all disappears.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"The Devil's Own"
Opening Lines:
The Devil's Own, WHY?!
Comments:
Ivan (singer) says it in a deep voice
Submitted by: Spiderskull98
"No One Gets Left Behind"
Opening Lines:
No one gets left behind! Another fallen soul!
Comments:
Submitted by: Garrison

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Breaking Well" originally "Wrecking Ball"
Submitted by: Garrison

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"The Devil's Own"
The Lyrics:
Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
No matter what I've done, you've always criticized me
Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
When it's said and done, will you remember me?
Why:
The song is about having verbally abusive and negelctful parents, yet it maintains a heavy metal flow throughout the entire song.
Submitted by: Garrison
 

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