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Boy George & Culture ClubJokes:
Me and Boy George don't get along very well. He asked me the question, "Do you really want to hurt me?" I said to him, "Yes." Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| News Headline: Boy George's Reptile Bites Six People in One Day He obviously needs a calmer chameleon! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Band Name Origins:
- Boy George and Jon Moss say they came up with the name at random while brainstorming whatever dumb names popped into their head. It seemed to fit because they were a mix of cultures: a black man, a Jew, an Irish drag queen and a big old blonde Anglo-Saxon. However, the name might not be quite that random: English grammar school boys of George et al's vintage were required to choose a club (e.g., the Chess Club, the Photography Club, etc.) to join for a class period or two per week--- and the "Culture Club" traditionally attracted a disproportionate number of gay kids. Submitted by: Tim Horrigan
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Sex Gang Children. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Time (Clock Of The Heart)" | The parenthetical part of the title is never found in the lyrics. - Brit Boxx |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Call a Chameleon" | "Karma Chameleon " | Leopard Seal |
| "The Whore Song" | "The War Song" | Leopard Seal |
| "I'll Crumble 4 Ya" | "I'll Tumble 4 Ya" | Lisa Basil |
| "I'll Grumble 4 Ya" | "I'll Tumble 4 Ya" | Lisa Basil |
| "Don't You Really Want to Hug Me" | "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Karma Chameleon," | There's no species of chameleon by that name | Kerry |
| "Church Of The Poison Mind," | Church does not poison your mind | Christy McDaniel |
| "Time (Clock Of The Heart)," | Hearts don't have clocks or tell time. | Peter |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "How Do You Fall In Love?," Alabama | "It's A Miracle," Culture Club | |
| "Nadia's Theme," Frank De Vorzon And Perry Botkin Jr. | "I'll Tumble 4 Ya," Culture Club | |
| "Yesterday Once More," The Carpenters | "It's A Miracle," Culture Club | |
| "Acrobat," U2 | "I'll Tumble 4 Ya," Culture Club | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Moe Away" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
"Move Way" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
"Kara Chameleon" originally "Karma Chameleon"
I'm so glad Culture Club named that chameleon.
Peter
"The War Son" originally "The War Song"
Chick Daney
"Time (Cock Of The Heart)" originally "Time (Clock Of The Heart)"
Like a rooster that one is very fond of
Ted Danson the night away
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Mover Away" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
"Moved Away" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
"Time (Clock Of The Hearth)" originally "Time (Clock Of The Heart)"
Calop
"Timex (Clock Of The Heart)" originally "Time (Clock Of The Heart)"
Calop
"Timer (Clock Of The Heart)" originally "Time (Clock Of The Heart)"
Calop
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Mope Away" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
"Mode Away" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
"Mole Away" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
"Move Sway" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
"Rove Away" originally "Move Away"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Karma Chameleon" | "Kamala Chameleon" | The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy |
| "Karma Chameleon" | "Con Man Chameleon" | eeL deaL |
| "Mistake No. 3" | "Indictment #3" | eel deal |
| "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" | "Do You Really Disbelieve Me" | Hu’s On First |
| "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" | "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? (Yes I Really Really Do)" | Maximus Buttcrack |
| "Karma Chameleon" | "Kamala Chameleon" | CryHavoc |
| "Karma Chameleon" | "KamehamehameHA" | Joseph Little |
| "Karma Chameleon" | "Koala Chlamydia" | Tyrannodactylus |
| "Karma Chameleon" | "Comey Chameleon" | Jonathan |
| "I'll Tumble 4 Ya" | "I'll Tumblr 4 Ya" | Chance Gollnick |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I'll Tumble 4 Ya | U.S.A. Gymnastics Olympics Team | Edward |
| I'll Tumble 4 Ya | Cirque du Soleil | Peg |
| I'll Tumble For Ya | Tumble-action Washers | Anon |
| Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? | The law office of Mark E. Salomone (and other similar law firms) | Vic George |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? | Dentist | Steve |
| Miss Me Blind | Blind people | brit |
| Do Your Really Want To Hurt Me? | Emergency Room | Matt Donnelly |
| Karma Chameleon | Buddhist Temple | Jerseymilkferrets |
| Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? | Domestic Abuse Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Yes! Chad Brock | Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Culture Club | Yes! I Really Want To Hurt You For those really annoying people we all know (J/K) | Edward |
| Just In Case The Everly Brothers | Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Culture Club | Just In Case You Really Want To Hurt Me AKA "The Restraining Order Song". | Carolee |
| Karma Police Radiohead | Karma Chameleon Culture Club | Karma Chameleon Police Who needs handcuffs when you've got those sticky tongues? | lazertay |
| Instant Karma John Lennon | Karma Chameleon Culture Club | Instant Karma Chameleon Just add water. | crazydon |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Sugarculture Club
Sugarcult combined with Culture Club
Do you really want to hurt me by bouncing off the walls?
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Ace of Clubs
Ace of Base combined with Culture Club
Another playing card
Submitted By: Gus
Jack of Clubs
Jack Wagner combined with Culture Club
Another way to come up with this playing card name
Submitted By: Gus
Cloud Culture Club
Cloud Cult combined with Culture Club
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
There are additional Culture Club Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Time (Clock of the Heart)"
Misheard Lyrics: Time is like a bug in my heart.
Original Lyrics: Time is like a clock in my heart.
| "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Do you really want a turkey?
Original Lyrics: Do you really want to hurt me?
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"Your Kisses are Charity"
Misheard Lyrics: Your kisses of parakeet
Original Lyrics: Your kisses are charity
| "Church of the Poison Mind"
Misheard Lyrics: $10 poison wine
Original Lyrics: Church of the poison mind
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Karma Chamelon"
Misheard Lyrics: Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Let go them dreams, let go them dreams! Original Lyrics: Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream
Red, gold and green, red, gold and green |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Old Comedywriter Let go them dreams! Leggo my Eggo! Just let it go. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Better Lyrics:
I'll pump it for ya!
I'll pump it for ya!
I'll pump it for ya!
Original Lyrics:
I'll tumble for ya!
I'll tumble for ya!
I'll tumble for ya!
Submitted by: Jonathan Spurlock
"Karma Chameleon"
Better Lyrics:
No one ever cares for eyes more than Pearl
*** Pearl is an optical company in the Midwest
*** Pearl is an optical company in the Midwest
Original Lyrics:
Desert loving in your eyes all the way
Submitted by: Boy James
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Karma Chameleon"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know Why They're Funny: It sounds like he's questioning if he's a man or not
Submitted by: Maddi2010
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Miss Me Blind"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I know you'll miss me
I know you'll miss me I know you'll miss me blind Why They're Repetitive: I think I just listed 95% of the lyrics of the song
Submitted by: Steve
| "Miss Me Blind"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I know you'll miss me
I know you'll miss me I know you'll miss me blind Why They're Repetitive: I think I just listed 95% of the lyrics of the song
Submitted by: Steve
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Karma Chameleon"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams
Red, gold and green Red, gold and green Why They're Nonsensical: In case anyone thinks these lyrics seem nonsensical and doesn't know what they mean, I will explain: red, gold and green are Rastafarian colours, also known as 'colours' by Rastas.
Submitted by: Sam the Goddess
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Karma Chameleon"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm a man of conviction.
I'm a man who doesn't know... Why They're Insincere: Are you sure you're a man?
Submitted by: Don Vercetti
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"It's A Miracle"
The Lyrics: Run to the edge of town
Where Hollywood lay its footprints down Monroe was there But do you really care? Who They Mention: Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by: Bob
| ""Crime Time""
The Lyrics: Playing Fats Waller, lipstick on your collar.
Who They Mention: Fats Waller, an American jazz pianist.
Submitted by: Vic George
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Time Clock Of The Heart"
The Song Lyrics: Oh, put your head on my shoulder
Song They Mention: "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" - Paul Anka
Submitted by: Ed
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Move Away"
Opening Lines: Moving, moving...move away
Comments: From their 1986 From Luxury To Heartache album.
Submitted by: Vic George
| "Hello Goodbye"
Opening Lines: Hello, hello goodbye
Comments: From their 1984 Waking Up With The House On Fire album.
Submitted by: Vic George
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Church Of The Po Is On Mind" originally "Church Of The Poison Mind"
Thinking of a church along a river in Italy?
Submitted by: Jodie Blackwelder
Band Name Anagrams:
Cut Blue Curl Submitted by: Joe Siebert
Song Title Anagrams:
"Hone Karma Camel" originally "Karma Chameleon"
Submitted by: Cassandra Lund
"McVitis" originally "Victims"
Submitted by: Christy Blanchard
"Mime Citer" originally "Crime Time"
Submitted by: Mary Ellen Jasper
"Mice Timer" originally "Crime Time"
Submitted by: Mary Ellen Jasper
"Make Lame Anchor" originally "Karma Chameleon"
What good would that do??
Submitted by: Anna Graham
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"
In the first 10 minutes of the video we see people with "blackened" faces that MTV's program directors at the time thought was "racist".
Submitted by: Celeste
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"File Tumble Or Ya" originally "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Tile Fumble Or Ya" originally "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Church Of The Poison Mind"
The Lyrics: Watch me clingling to the beat
I had to fight to make it mine That religion you could sink in neat Just move your feet an' you'll feel fine Why: It's a song about a guy who falls for a person who is a member of a cult. Yet the music is so joyful that you couldn't tell this song from a Black Gospel hymn.
Submitted by: Mimi Molly Hatchet
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Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
High Arts Organizations
The ones for "cultured" people
Submitted by: Kerry
Missing Parts:
"Mistake No. 3"
What about mistakes number 1 and 2?
Submitted by: Isac
