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This is a page to mock current pop songs, by coming up with better names for existing songs.
New Song Name | Original Name | Original Band Name | Submitted by: | |||
| H.U.M.P | P.I.M.P | 50 Cent | 25 Cent | |||
| h8er boi | sk8er boi | avril lavigne | harry | |||
| H8er Boi | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | Glnwd Food Fight | |||
| h8er boi | sk8er boi | avril lavigne | I<3Sum41 | |||
| Ha-Ha | La-La | Ashlee Simpson | kt | |||
| Hackers | Haters | Hilary Duff | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Hairy Back Girl | Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | stephanaynay | |||
| Hairy Balls | Aerials | System of a Down | Kaylie L | |||
| Hairyback | Sexyback | Justin Timberlake | megan | |||
| Hamsterdam | Amsterdam | Coldplay | MOR | |||
| Hang Yourself | Hang 'em High | A Static Lullaby | HxC | |||
| hanging by a clothesline | hanging by a moment | lifehouse | i love lifehouse | |||
| Hanging by a Nosehair(The mucus song) | Hanging by a Moment | Lifehouse | blumonkeygrl_00 | |||
| Hangover | When I come around | Green Day | Mark | |||
| Hannah Montana | Tanya Montana | David Allan Coe | Mark | |||
| Happy Christmas ( The war is over ) | Merry Christmas ( Saddam is captured ) | John Lennon and Yoko Ono | SomeDude | |||
| Happy Christmas (War Is Over) | Happy Christmas ('Pearl Harbor' is Over) | John Lennon | britrock | |||
| Hard All Night | Up All Night | The Boomtown Rats | nasty | |||
| Hard To S*** | Hard To Beat | Hard-Fi | I Am a Talking Fish | |||
| Hardback Editor | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | beegles | |||
| Harder Baby One Last Time | Hit Me Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | bono | |||
| Harder To Bleed | Harder To Breathe | Maroon 5 | newrock | |||
| Harder To Breed | Harder To Breathe | Maroon 5 | Mark | |||
| Harder,better,faster,stronger | Harder,Better,faster,stronger | Daft Punk | Jennifer Louis | |||
| Harem Woman, Harem Man | One Man Woman, One Woman Man | Paul Anka | MOR | |||
| Harp-Break Hotel | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | The Rev. A. Palgut | |||
| Hart Brake Motel | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | Garr Norick | |||
| Hashtray | Hash Pipe | Weezer | nik-nik | |||
| Hate And Bleed | Wait And Bleed | Slipknot | erik | |||
| Hate to Slay a 5- year old | Hate to Say I told You So | The Hives | Kaylie L | |||
| hater boi | sk8ter boi | avril lavigne | Julie | |||
| Hatin' Every Thing About It | Lovin' Every Minute Of It | Loverboy | Alana | |||
| Have a Bad Time | Have a Good Time | Paul Simon | poopyhead2003 | |||
| Have An Ash Tray | Have A Nice Day | Stereophonics | Danpjames | |||
| Having Lunch at Burger King | Rock You Like A Hurricane | The Scorpions | Anonymous Bob | |||
| He Deafened Me With History | She Blinded Me With Science | Thomas Dolby | 707 | |||
| He Loves Me Not(and I wonder Y?!) | He Loves U Not | Dream | ~*^Girl^*~ | |||
| He Made Me | She Hates Me | Puddle Of Mudd | Weird Lee Silkovic | |||
| He Shoots, He Scores | She Loves Me Not | Papa Roach | DJ Kaito | |||
| He So Ugly | Me So Horny | 2 Live Crew | rapper | |||
| He Started Loving Her Again | He Stopped Loving Her Today | George Jones | Country | |||
| He's A Woman | She's A Woman | The Beatles | Paul Warren | |||
| He's Dead Jim | She Hates Me | Puddle of Mudd | Jared | |||
| He's Jerry! | Hey Mickey! | Toni Basil | AC | |||
| He's So Huge | What I Got | Sublime | Jaccass | |||
| Head Like A Roll | Head Like A Hole | NIN | i_need_the_chunky | |||
| Heart Vs. Me | Stomach Vs. Heart | Barenaked ladies | Josh Hefner | |||
| heart attack | fart attack | sum41 | caitlin | |||
| Heart Attack | Heart Riot | Left Alone | lauren x hateyou | |||
| Heartburn Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | Mickey D. | |||
| Heat Of My Fart | Beat Of My Heart | Hilary Duff | SR | |||
| Heaven Ain't Nothin' Like Earth | Heaven Is A Place On Earth | Belinda Carlisle | sherock | |||
| Heaven is a Haircilp | Heaven is a Halfpipe | OPM | The Real Slim Shadier | |||
| Heaven Is A Hash Pipe | Heaven Is A Halfpipe | OPM | Zoggi | |||
| Heaving Out The Beers | Reeling In The Year's | Steely Dan | princejellyfish | |||
| Heavy Bleeding | Barely Breathing | Duncan Sheik | Kaylie L | |||
| heffer song | zepher song | red hot chillis | john | |||
| Hell Ana | Helena | My Chemical Romance | lady | |||
| Hell Yeah | Hey Ya | Outkast | rap | |||
| Hella Fat Girl | Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | Kaylie L | |||
| Hello | Shadow | Ashlee Simpson | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Hello Mary Kay | Hello Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | oldtimer | |||
| Help Me Make It Through Hell Night | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Sammi Smith | country | |||
| Help! I Can't Sing! | Help I'm a Fish | Little Trees | The Real Slim Shadier | |||
| Help, I Aint Rich | Help, Im A Fish | Litlle Trees | anouk | |||
| Helpless Auto-Dealer | Helpless Automaton | Men At Work | Flakey Crossants | |||
| Hemmorrhoids (In My Butt) | Hemorrhage (In My Hands) | Fuel | Mark | |||
| Her Crawl | Her Strut | Bob Seger | rocker | |||
| Her Spirit In The Light | Her Ghost In The Fog | Cradle of Filth | ficticious | |||
| Her-steria | Hysteria | Muse | rocky | |||
| Here Comes the Pain Again | Here Comes the Rain Again | Eurythmics | Susan M. | |||
| Here's A Quarter (Find Someone Who Gives a S***) | Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) | Travis Tritt | Countryboy | |||
| Here's to the Fight | Here's to the Night | Eve 6 | Pikachu | |||
| Hero (Sandwich) | Hero | Enrique Iglesias | I am the viod | |||
| Hero Hero | Mirror Mirror | M2M | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Herpes | Her Strut | Bob Seger | oldrock | |||
| Heshe | She | Elvis Costello/The Monkees | Aaerni | |||
| Hesistant | Determined | Mudvayne | Kaylie L | |||
| Hex Me | Sex Me | R. Kelly | BabyCB | |||
| Hey Allah | Hey Ya | Outkasts | Aliya | |||
| Hey Fatty | Hey Baby | No Doubt | Billy-Will | |||
| Hey Pa | Hey Ma | Cam'ron | Asley Z. | |||
| Hey, Schmo | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | oldschool | |||
| Hi | Fly | Hilary Duff | McKenzie Bob | |||
| Hi | Fly | Hilary Duff | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| HI, HI, HI | Bye, Bye ,Bye | N'SNYC | Brittney | |||
| Hi, hi, hi | Bye, bye, Bye | N'sync | Chewbacca | |||
| Hi-yah! | Hey Ya! | Outkast | 25 Cent | |||
| Hiccup | Wake Up | Hilary Duff | Raphaella So | |||
| Hide By Life Away | Take My Breath Away | Jessica Simpson | Sam | |||
| Hide, It's Your Weddin' | Inside Your Heaven | Carrie Underwood | Mark | |||
| hide,its frightening | ride the lightning | mettalica | jezz | |||
| High | Fly | Hilary Duff | Helga | |||
| high crime in the summertime | hot fun in the summertime | sly and the family stone | dumb donald | |||
| High High High | Hi Hi Hi | Wings | joe | |||
| High, high, high | bye bye bye | N'sync | Jess | |||
| Highway To Hell | Highway To Heaven | AC/DC | AJ | |||
| Hilary Deaf | Hilary Duff | Only deaf ppl could have musical talent that bad! | *katie | |||
| Hilary Puff | Hilary Duff | The fourth Powerpuff Girl. | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| The Hilton Sisters | American Idiot | Green Day | Tom | |||
| Hindu Sitar | Spanish Guitar | Toni Braxton | Paul Warren | |||
| His Stereo | Hysteria | Muse | rockhead | |||
| hit me daddy one more time | hit me baby one more time | britney spears | lil' devil | |||
| Hit My Baby One More Time | Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | newschool | |||
| Hit Your Body | Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake | Teddy Bear | |||
| HIV | Alive | POD | Masterbasser56 | |||
| Ho | Oh | Ciara | weirdkid106 | |||
| Ho-Cheese | Cochise | Audioslave | Kaylie L | |||
| Hoagie For A Day | Hero For A Day | Metallica | hardrock | |||
| Hobbies | Goodies | Ciara | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Hohoho merry christmas | You drive me crazy | Britney Spears | mary and bob | |||
| Hola Adios | Hello Goodbye | Live On Arrival | Kaylie L | |||
| Hold On To Your Cash | Hold On To Your Dreams | Triumph | Indy | |||
| Holding Back My Ears | Holding Back The Years | Simply Red | ben johnson | |||
| Hole | Stole | Kelly Rowland | yanet:ass seen on TV | |||
| Hole In My Heart | Shape Of My Heart | Backstreet Boys | Deana | |||
| Hollow | Holler | Spice Girls | Chris Kuan | |||
| Hollow | Holler | Spice Girls | Chris Kuan | |||
| Hollower Than Thou | Holier Than Thou | Metallica | Darkren | |||
| Holy Day | Holiday | Green Day | yapa | |||
| Home Of The Strange | Home On The Range | Traditional | oldsongs | |||
| The Homecoming Queen's Got Some Buns | The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun | Julie Brown | not funny | |||
| Homer | Sober | Tool | S.T.G. | |||
| Homer | Over | Lindsay Lohan | Franz Chong | |||
| Honey Queen (That Bee) | Drama Queen (That Girl) | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Honey, Suck My Nose | Honeysuckle Rose | Ella Fitzgerald | Jan-Willem van Prooijen | |||
| Hooka' Hooka' | Suga' Suga' | Baby Bash | Chris N | |||
| Hooker In A Corner | Genie In A Bottle | Christina Aguilera | ~*Lily*~ | |||
| Hookers Will Be Here Forever | Love Will Keep Us Together | The Captain and Tenille | Jenna | |||
| Hookie | Nookie | Limp Bizkit | MISTER P | |||
| Horny as a Toad | Honey Im Home | Shania Twain | ~ Evil Tears ~ | |||
| Horny Flies | Bye Bye Bye | N' Sync | kreig | |||
| Horny Girl | Rich Girl | Gwen Stefani | cat_inthehat | |||
| Horny Girl | Rich Girl | Gwen Stefani | nikki hart | |||
| Horny To Make You Happy | Born To Make You Happy | Britney Spears | Meru42 | |||
| Horror Movies, Porn and Liquor | Blood, Sex and Booze | Green Day | Lizzie | |||
| Hot Child In The Chevy | Hot Child In The City | Nick Gilder | rocky | |||
| Hot Dog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | The Rev. A. Palgut | |||
| hot in her | hot in here | nelly | genie | |||
| Hot in Herre | Forgettin' | Nelly | Sarah | |||
| Hot Rod Farts | Hot Rod Hearts | Robby DuPree | fake | |||
| Hot Roll | Hot Hole | PIG | i_need_the_chunky | |||
| House | Home | Michael Buble | Hunter | |||
| How Am I Gonna Watch The Game? | How Are You Gonna See Me Now? | Alice Cooper | oldrock | |||
| How Clean Is Your House? | How Deep Is Your Love? | Bee Gees | pickle* | |||
| How Deep Is The Snow? | How Deep Is Your Love? | The Bee Gees | winter | |||
| how do i cope without you | how do i live without you | leann rims | jamie mattox | |||
| How Do You Kill An Oompaloompa? | How Do You Talk To An Angel? | The Heights | nedflandersisonfire | |||
| How do you milk a cow | How do you like me now | Toby Keith | so blissful | |||
| How I Could Just Bake A Ham? | How I Could Just Kill A Man? | Cypress Hill | Hazer | |||
| How We Poo | How We Do | The Game Feat. 50 Cent | michelle | |||
| How You Annoy Me | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | Mandy | |||
| Hummerstruck | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | ThatAwesomeGuy | |||
| Humpin' Humpin' | Jumpin' Jumpin' | Destiny's Child | Nico Flores | |||
| Humpin' Humpin' | Jumpin' Jumpin' | Destiny's Child | Anon | |||
| Humpin' On Your Stereo | Pumpin' On Your Stereo | Supergrass | sian webb | |||
| Hung | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| The Hung and The D***less | The Young and The Hopeless | Good Charlotte | newrock | |||
| Hung Like A Bird | Im Like A Bird | Nelly Furtado | THe MAd MAn | |||
| Hungry Jack | Hungry Eyes | Eric Carmen | MOR | |||
| Hunk | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Hunt | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Hurl | Girl | Paul Wall | mark | |||
| The Hurricanes and The Damage Done (In Florida) | The Needle and The Damage Done | Neil Young | rocky | |||
| Hurts | First | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Hush! | Crush | Mandy Moore | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Hyundai Grace | Hungry Eyes | Eric Carmen | Dieguito |
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