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Fun Music Information -> Charlotte Church
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Quotes:
Mum, have I sung at the Hollywood Bowl? I love America' (whilst performing in Canada) - Charlotte Church Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "She Moved Through The Fair" | Lyrics include "She went through the fair" but never "She moved through the fair". Opening line is "My young love said to me", which might form an "alternate title". On the other hand, the words that end the first and last verses are "It will not be long, love, 'til our wedding day". That is another excerpt that might be the best known words and / or form an "alternate" title. - Karen Smith |
| "Gabriel's Message" | "The Angel Gabriel From Heaven Came" is the opening line, and therefore might be a "title" by which the song could be better known. It conatins the only mention of Gabriel in the lyrics, and that mention is in the nominative case, not the possessive case, as is found in the title. And the word "message" is entirely absent from the lyrics. - Ava Murphy |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Charlotte Lurch | Left original fans in lurch to become pop diva. | The Quirkfetch Kid |
| Scarlet Church | A fallen angel, whose sins are as scarlet. | Angie O'Plasty |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "She Moved Through The Affair" | "She Moved Through The Fair" | Nell Allen |
| "Lo, How A Rose E'er Thorny" | "Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" | Nicole Velocin |
| "She Mooned Through The Fair" | "She Moved Through The Fair" | Flora Rolf |
| "Teenage Flick" | "Crazy Chick" | joe.c |
| "Lazy Chick" | "Crazy Chick" | Isaac Hunt |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Foolish Games," Jewel | "The Jewel Song," Charlotte Church |
| "From My First Moment," Charlotte Church | "From This Moment On," Shania Twain |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Crazy Chic" originally "Crazy Chick"
Clint Westwood
"Lo! How A Rose E'er Booming" originally "Lo! How A Rose E'er Blooming"
And we thought the thorns were the worst part!
Donna Rand Blitzen
"She Moved Through The Fir" originally "She Moved Through The Fair"
Pam Tabor
"She Moved Through The Air" originally "She Moved Through The Fair"
Pam Tabor
"Crazy Hick" originally "Crazy Chick"
Rachel Stedman
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"She Moved Through The Flair" originally "She Moved Through The Fair"
Heather Brockwell
"Low! How A Rose E'er Blooming" originally "Lo! How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Mary's Bony Child" originally "Mary's Boy Child"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"She Moved Through The Fairy" originally "She Moved Through The Fair"
Pam Tabor
Change a Letter:
"Winner Wonderland" originally "Winter Wonderland"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"God Test Ye Merry, Gentlemen" originally "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Gary's Boy Child" originally "Mary's Boy Child"
That No-one Candy Nye
"Mare's Boy Child" originally "Mary's Boy Child"
That No-one Candy Nye
"Mark's Boy Child" originally "Mary's Boy Child"
That No-one Candy Nye
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "She Moved Through the Fair" | "He Walked Through the Ward" | Richard Comaish |
| "She Moved Through the Fair" | "He Walked Through the Ward" | Richard Comaish |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Crazy Chick | Psychiatrist | ClarinetMad |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| She Moved Through The Fair Charlotte Church | The Fairest Of The Fair John Philip Sousa | She Moved Through The Fairest Of The Fair | Gretchen Wieners |
| When A Child Is Born Charlotte Church | At Seventeen Janis Ian | When a Child is Born At Seventeen Now that WOULD be an amazing birth. | Stephanie Craddock |
| Carrickfergus Charlotte Church | Only An Ocean Away Sarah Brightman | Carrickfergus Is Only An Ocean Away | Joni Hall |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Lords Of Charlotte Church
Lords Of The New Church combined with Charlotte Church
Now there is a band I'd like to join!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Good Charlotte Church
Good Charlotte combined with Charlotte Church
Another version of Rocky's idea...
Submitted By: Joe
Charlotte Drake Church Bell
Charlotte Church combined with Drake Bell
Submitted By: Tiffany Carriker
Charlotte Church Bells
Charlotte Church combined with The Bells
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Misheard Lyrics:
"Call My Name"
Misheard Lyrics: Your door knocking
Original Lyrics: Your door locking
| "Crazy Chick"
Misheard Lyrics: I'd go autistic
Original Lyrics: I'd go ballistic
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"Just Wave Hello"
Misheard Lyrics: My way is Clara, too
Original Lyrics: My way is clear and true
| "Crazy Chick"
Misheard Lyrics: I'd go barista
Original Lyrics: I'd go ballistic
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"When a Child Is Born"
Misheard Lyrics: You've got your feet all on solid ground.
Original Lyrics: You got to feel you're on solid ground.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Karen Smith For years, I had never questioned the way I thought I heard this particular line in the song. Then I checked a lyrics site to find out what some other lines were, other lines that I DID have questions about. In so checking, I happened to notice that this line was shown unlike I always thought I'd heard it. So I listened to the song again to see if I could hear her singing it like the site indicated. On closely listening, I could clearly hear her sing "feel" rather than "feet". But "you're" still sounded more like "all", and "to" sounded too unclear to sound more like either "to" or "your". The latter also could equally sound like "a", making the line seem like "You got a feel all on solid ground." But that doesn't make a lot of sense. So since I DID clearly hear "feel" on relistening, I'm supposing that the lyrics site is right about what she at least meant to sing. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"She Moved Through The Fair"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And then she went homeward with one star awake.
Why They're Nonsensical: Stars neither sleep nor have wakefulness.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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Band Name Anagrams:
Rectal Crotch, Huh Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty
Gee, Charlotte is unlucky anagrammatically.
Hath Crotch Ulcer Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Hath Cruel Crotch Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Ah, Her Crotch Cult Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Song Title Anagrams:
"Humble Teeth Award" originally "Draw Tua Bethlehem"
Submitted by: Mary Ann Brite
"Warhead Helmet Tub" originally "Draw Tua Bethlehem"
Submitted by: Mary Ann Brite
"Hebrew Tamale Thud" originally "Draw Tua Bethlehem"
Submitted by: Mary Ann Brite
"Molly, A Vegan" originally "My Lagan Love"
Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Go Swan" originally "Suo Gan"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
"O Yum, All Key Faithful" originally "O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Submitted by: Melanie Bianca Green
Names as a Word Bank:
Huh, a total harlot to loathe. Submitted by: Mona Little
Overstatement, but she DID disappoint early fans.
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Draw Tua Bethlehem"
The Lyrics: Over the hills now the wise men do bring
Their gifts for our Lord and His praise to sing. Why: Over the mills now the wise hen do bring
Their lifts for our gourd and His praise to sing. Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Twisted Sister / Fallen Angel / Barracuda"
she loudly had a shouting argument with her on + off boyfriend and one issue that was brought up was the way they perform S & M for sex. She was pregnant with their child and later gave birth to him. They've since reconciled (?) and plan to wed. They say they're ready for parenthood now. I hope the kid doesn't get harmed!
Submitted by: Touched By A Devil
"Bait-and-switch rise to fame"
At age 13 she first caught the world's attention with a CD entitled "Voice Of An Angel", containing hymns and traditional flokish songs. She seemed like a deeply Christian little girl with an angelic face, and a rising star with an operatic like voice. Her similarly "angelic" image continued through a Christmas CD entitled "Dream A Dream". But soon after that she let down any fans who adored her for that image, expressing a desire to have no more to do with the kind of music that brought her her initial fame, and that she wanted to be a pop diva instead. Her new image became anythng but angelic. By all acounts she reputedly turned skankish, with allegations of heavy boozing, and by all acounts turning her lungs into a toxic waste dump, and who knows what all else.
Submitted by: Patricia McClure
"Taunting Americans for taking 9/11 "too seriously""
At some point in the wake of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, Charlotte commented to the effect that Americans should "get over it", as if it were "no big deal".
Submitted by: Patricia McClure
