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Quotes:

I hate it when fans go, 'Who should I vote for?'" he says. "Why do you think rock stars would know any more than you do? We're rock stars; we're dumber than you." NOTE - Lyrically 'Elected' was originally inspired by Richard Nixon, who was running for reelection at the time. "I figured the only person that was more offensive than Nixon was me," he says. "So I figured 'Alice Cooper for President' was the right thing to do."
Submitted by: Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Alice Cooper!
The late '60s and early '70s were kind of a breeding ground for exciting new sounds because easy listening and folk were kind of taking over the airwaves. I think it was a natural next step to take that blissful, easy-going sound and strangle the life out of it.
Submitted by: Party Pooper
There are additional music quotes available.

Jokes:

Several of the acts at the 2016 Grammys were repulsive horror shows. Another one was Alice Cooper.
Submitted by: Amanda
What happened when the police arrested Alice Cooper? They put Alice in chains.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Band Name Origins:

  • Alice Cooper took his name from the band he was the lead singer in. The story about the oujia board is totally untrue, Alice himself has stated this, since again, he took the name from the band and not a witch. The name "Alice Cooper" was taken from a character on the TV show Mayberry R.F.D. (played by Alice Ghostley). Submitted by: Keno
  • Alice Cooper was actually an 18th century witch. The modern Alice Cooper(Vince Furnier) legally changed his name to this in the 20th Century. Submitted by: SarahSays

Stupid Band Names:

  • The witch, he named himself after, had exactly the same name... which means it couldn't be more unoriginal. Submitted by: Mads
  • Originally, it was the name of his band (which is kinda stupid in the first place, since it could be the actual first and last name of an individual person). The guy later went on to assume the name for himself, which is peculiar, given that Alice is a female name. Submitted by: Kenny

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Vincent Fournier. Submitted by: Kyle

Also known as: Vincent Furnier. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Vince Of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky II

Known informally as: The Prince of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Sonora Cooper - Never heard of this name before. Submitted by: Mary
  • Dashiell - Known as "Dash" Submitted by: Mary
  • Calico Cooper - Alice is my hero, so I can't criticise. Calico dances on stage for Dad now - she's a great showgirl! Submitted by: nursie
  • Batarang - You know, the weapon of choice for Batman. Submitted by: ZUKE
  • Calico, Dashiell and Sonora Rose - Not my style, but I guess it could be worse. Submitted by: Frida
  • Calico Cooper - His daughter is now used in his show as the nurse, Whipdancer, and Britney Spears. Submitted by: Mr. Binky
  • Calico - I think it is a pretty name. My mom thinks of cats when she hears Calico. You know Calico Cat. Submitted by: Kayla

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Prince of Darkness"Not a speaking part, and listed in the credit's as "Street Sicko". - princejellyfish

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Be My Lover""She asked me why the singer's name was Alice" from Killer - Butch

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Alma Mater"A tribute to his high school experience it seems. But you know It breaks my heart To leave you Camelback My high school - Azrael
"10 Minutes Before the Worm"Let me be What a way for one too realize Gotta waste a bore, now I see How he is so happy feeling sad Heavily depressed God, I knew Think I will enjoy the view Oy the view, oy the view Everything is standing still, ill, ill - Azrael
"Teenage Lament '74"Also known as "What Are You Gonna Do?", because he repeats this incessantly towrds the end. (But doesn't mention "Teenage lament".) - Rocky

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Like, Sixty""Eighteen"Mark
"Emaciated""Elected"hardrock
"Ejaculated""Elected "Mr. Brownstone
"Evicted""Elected"rocky
"Christened""Elected"Christian

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Generation Landslide,"Whole generations don't slide down slopes togetherMelissa Officinalis
"Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me,"Don't be silly! Clowns don't eat people!Isac
"Muscle Of Love,"Love does not have muscles.Auntie Gin
"Feed My Frankenstein,"Frankenstein isn't real; how can you feed him?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Billion Dollar Babies,"Are they made of diamonds or something?GlamRockNinjaLord

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"We Must Bleed," The Germs"Only Women Bleed," Alice Cooper
"Caught In A Dream," Alice Cooper"Welcome To My Nightmare," Alice Cooper
"Heroes," David Bowie"The Black Widow," Alice Cooper
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Raped And Freezin'," Alice Cooper
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"No Moe Mr. Nice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty
"No Ore Mr. Nice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty
"House Of Fir" originally "House Of Fire"
Candy Welty
"Last Ma On Earth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
"Fed My Frankenstein" originally "Feed My Frankenstein"
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Freed My Frankenstein" originally "Feed My Frankenstein"
Changes title from imperative to past tense
Isac
"No More Mr. Niche Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
No longer fits in a ready-made niche
Wendy Torrance
"No More Mr. Niece Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Niece guy? Must be one gender-conflicted.
Wendy Torrance
"No More Mr. Nicer Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Wendy Torrance
"Not More Mr. Nice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"This Manioc's In Love With You" originally "This Maniac's In Love With You"
Manioc = plant from which tapioca is made
Melissa Officinalis
"No More Mr. Nick Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Nick changed his name?
Jessica Childress
"No More Dr. Nice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty
"No More Mr. Nice Gut" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty
"No More Mr. Nice Buy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"(We're All) Clones""(We're All) Clowns"Jeff in Richmond VA
"I'm Eighteen""I'm Aunt Bee"Plumb Bob
"Elected""Cremated"Andy Primus
"Bye Bye, Baby""Bye Bye, Brady"Abbott Skelding
"Poison""Voicemail"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Welcome to My Nightmare""Welcome Back the Cold War"John A. Barry
"School's Out""Ghouls Sprout"John A. Barry
"Poison""Toy's Inn"Blaydeman
"No More Mr. Nice Guy""No More Super Tights"Agrimorfee
"Cold Ethyl""Brake Pedal"Abbott Skelding

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Wind-Up Toy"Weinerville" on dvd.AC
Million Dollar Babies'Million Dollar Baby' Promotictacs941
Dirty DiamondsDiamond car insurancePickle
Poison'Poison' perfumePickle
Welcome To My Nightmare'Nightmare On Elm Street' series of slasher filmsScreamer
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Only Women BleedTampaxbeatlebabe
PoisonPoison Control Centertictacs941
ElectedThe White HouseMe
Inmates (We're All Crazy)Mental HospitalChris
ClonesDoublemint Twinsrocky
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
   The Beatles
Dirty Diamonds
   Alice Cooper
Lucy In The Sky With Dirty Diamonds
GlamRockNinjaLord
Do You Want To
   Franz Ferdinand
Be My Lover
   Alice Cooper
Do You Want To Be My Lover?
GlamRockNinjaLord
Mr. Scary
   Dokken
Welcome To My Nightmare
   Alice Cooper
I'm Mr. Scary, Welcome To My Nightmare
GlamRockNinjaLord
Fortunate Son
   Creedence Clearwater Revival
Poison
   Alice Cooper
Fortunate Poison
Sutch
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Anderson Cooper
Bill Anderson combined with Alice Cooper
One of the guys who has a TV show on CNN.
Submitted By: JeReMy
Alicia Cooper's Bridges
Alicia Bridges combined with Alice Cooper
Submitted By: Sutch
Sly Cooper
Sly Fox combined with Alice Cooper
Based off a (kind of) popular video game series from 2002-2005.
Submitted By: JeReMy
Sly Cooper and the Family Stone
Sly and the Family Stone combined with Alice Cooper
Sly Cooper is a (kind of) popular PS2-exclusive video game series from the early-to-mid 2000s.
Submitted By: JeReMy

There are additional Alice Cooper Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
School's out for Emma
Original Lyrics:
School's out for summer.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
School's out come recess
Original Lyrics:
School's out completely
"Halo of Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a watch that turns into a lightning bolt.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a watch
That turns into a lifeboat.
"Halo of flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fantastic plans
You never will understand
Original Lyrics:
And counterfeit plans
You never will understand
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
School's out for Emma
Original Lyrics:
School's out for summer.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Emma Hanby

My name is Emma so I always sing 'School's out for Emma'. I think it sounds cool.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"School's Out"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Why They're Funny:
The most honest song lyric in rock and roll history...even though there is possibly a double-meaning in the first line listed here.
Submitted by: Keith
"Department Of Youth"
The Funny Lyrics:
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
And who gave it to you?
Donny Osmond!
What?!
Why They're Funny:
A group of kids is singing about having the power. Alice expects them to answer his question with 'Alice!' but instead they say Donny Osmond.
Submitted by: Mark M.
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Lost In America"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I got a mom but i ainīt got a dad
My dadīs got a wife but she ainīt my mom
Momīs lookinī for a man to be my dad...
Why They're Repetitive:
And on it goes! Those damn parents are mentioned several more times in the same verse... The other verses does the same thing but with the anoying word car. This might be the most enoying song lyrics ever written!
Submitted by: Dave
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"School's Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Why They're Nonsensical:
They really couldn't!
Submitted by: Roger
"Poison"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Your lips are venomous poison
Why They're Nonsensical:
Hmmm, let's analyze this. Poison means venomous substance. So someone's lips are poisonous poison. Welcome to the department of redundancy department.
Submitted by: Fred
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"You And Me"
The Insincere Lyrics:
When I got home from work
I wanna wrap myself around you
I wanna take you and squeeze you
'till the passion starts to rise
Why They're Insincere:
I wouldn't trust anything Alice says in this song if I were his girl
Submitted by: rocky
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"School's Out"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
We got no class and we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We won't even think of a word that rhymes
Why They're Misrhymed:
You obviously couldn't rather than wouldn't. That so sounds like the kind of stupid thing I would do if I was writing a song. But I think that class/principles play on words was rather clever.
Submitted by: Marissa
"Poison"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Your mouth so hot
Your web I'm caught
Why They're Misrhymed:
Even though its misryhmed some artists still try to make it sound like it ryhmes but he doesn't. Childish fool [Ed's note: Alice says he has lots of money and therefore doesn't care if he be a fool!]
Submitted by: fwhqghads
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Dated Song Lyrics:

"I'm Eighteen"
The Dated Lyrics:
Not sure
Why They're Dated:
Alice Cooper hasn't been 18 in a long time. Another song by him "School's out For Summer" No more teachers no more books no more ____'s dirty looks, etc.
Submitted by: Ka Vance
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Feed My Frankenstein"
The Lyrics:
I'm a hungry man but I don't want pizza
Product Brand Name:
Hungry-Man Frozen Meals
Submitted by: Isac
"Generation Landslide"
The Lyrics:
'The Colgate invisable shield finally got 'em.'
Product Brand Name:
Colgate toothpaste
Submitted by: Alicefan

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Billion Dollar Babys"
Opening Lines:
billion ....dollar babys....
Comments:
Submitted by: funonthrun
"Hello Hooray"
Opening Lines:
Hello, Hooray, let the show begin I've been ready.
Comments:
Alice has always opened his concerts with this song which barely made the Top 40 in 1973.
Submitted by: Rich Braham
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Billion Dollar Babies"
The Lyrics:
We go dancing nightly in the attic while the moon is rising in the sky
If i am to rough,tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands!
Why:
Holly Toledo!!!....Do i have to say it?!!?....This is the stuff nightmares are made of!!!!!! Who are you going to call?.....Ghost Busters!!!!!!
Submitted by: funonthrun
"Poison"
The Lyrics:
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming
Why:
That's really a rude thing wanting to do.
Submitted by: Mads
There are additional Scary Song Lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Till No Airs" originally "Still No Air"
Song in which Alice warns of Global Warming?
Submitted by: Peter
"Be Low Your Means" originally "Below Your Means"
Being mean can be low.
Submitted by: Peter
"Crawl In" originally "Crawlin'"
Especially since Alice thinks he's a spider.
Submitted by: Peter
"Elect Ed" originally "Elected"
Well, I guess Ed wouldn't be that bad.
Submitted by: Peter
"Reflect Ed" originally "Reflected"
Ed might not want to hang around Alice Cooper.
Submitted by: Peter

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"You And Me"
The Lyrics:
You and me ain't no movie star.
Why:
It should be "You & I aren't movie stars". Then the title wouldn't be "You & Me".
Submitted by: Rocky
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Ice Pool Race Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
Isn't that called speed skating?
Ice Care Loop Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
Rile Ace Coop Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
Real Ice Coop Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
A Cool Recipe Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Got Hello" originally "Go To Hell"
Submitted by: Emmy Kay Butanone
"Mites" originally "It's Me"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Emits" originally "It's Me"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Times" originally "It's Me"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Smite" originally "It's Me"
Submitted by: Alexis

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Be My Lover"
The Lyrics:
Told her that I came from Detroit City
Why:
Detroit
Submitted by: Sutch
 

Song Title Acrostics:

PA: "Public Animal"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AM: "Alma Mater"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
SO: "School's Out"
So what?
Submitted by: Travis

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Cowless Ooper originally "Alice Cooper"
Submitted by: coolis alper

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"His alleged "animal sacrifice" at a concert"
In 1969 at a concert stop on Toronto Alice Cooper was the subject of a lot of contreversey after a fan threw a chicken on the stage. Alice threw it back thinking that it would fly. The chicken didn't fly so much as it plummeted and the audience tore it to pieces. Alice was horrified to find that the newspapers the next day had caught wind of the incident and wrote headlines such as "Alice Cooper kills a chicken and the blood runs down." To add to this urban myth Frank Zappa phoned Alice Cooper and asked him if he had sacrificed a chicken on stage. He replied "No I didn't." Frank Zappa's reaction was "don't tell anybody." To this day the name Alice Cooper is still regarded as the "chicken killer" even though he claims that he never did sacrifice a chicken.
Submitted by: Celeste

Music With a Warning Label:

"Muscle Of Love"
The cover says "Attention: This Carton Contains (1) Alice Cooper Muscle of Love" and also says "Fragile".
Submitted by: Lee

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Alice in Wonderland movie promo
his name
Submitted by: tictacs941

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Go To H***"
The Lyrics:
You can go to h***.
Why:
You wouldn't want this going off if you were having an argument with someone.
Submitted by: VitaminB6
 

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