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Quotes:
I hate it when fans go, 'Who should I vote for?'" he says. "Why do you think rock stars would know any more than you do? We're rock stars; we're dumber than you." NOTE - Lyrically 'Elected' was originally inspired by Richard Nixon, who was running for reelection at the time. "I figured the only person that was more offensive than Nixon was me," he says. "So I figured 'Alice Cooper for President' was the right thing to do." Submitted by: Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Alice Cooper!
| The late '60s and early '70s were kind of a breeding ground for exciting new sounds because easy listening and folk were kind of taking over the airwaves. I think it was a natural next step to take that blissful, easy-going sound and strangle the life out of it. Submitted by: Party Pooper
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Jokes:
Alice Cooper was expected to go out on a blind date last night, but things didn't turn out very well. Alice's date, Jonathan, said "I wanted to meet Alice Cooper last night, and I DID, but I was extremely disappointed. He wasn't what I expected at ALL!! I thought it would be a FEMALE." Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| ALICE COOPER - Dec. 25, 1945 - Nov. 29, 2018 .. R.I.P. .. (Oops. I've just been informed; ALICE COOPER IS STILL ALIVE! That's IMPOSSIBLE!) Submitted by: Jeff Williams
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Band Name Origins:
- Alice Cooper took his name from the band he was the lead singer in. The story about the oujia board is totally untrue, Alice himself has stated this, since again, he took the name from the band and not a witch. The name "Alice Cooper" was taken from a character on the TV show Mayberry R.F.D. (played by Alice Ghostley). Submitted by: Keno
- Alice Cooper was actually an 18th century witch. The modern Alice Cooper(Vince Furnier) legally changed his name to this in the 20th Century. Submitted by: SarahSays
Stupid Band Names:
- The witch, he named himself after, had exactly the same name... which means it couldn't be more unoriginal. Submitted by: Mads
- Originally, it was the name of his band (which is kinda stupid in the first place, since it could be the actual first and last name of an individual person). The guy later went on to assume the name for himself, which is peculiar, given that Alice is a female name. Submitted by: Kenny
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Vincent Fournier. Submitted by: Kyle
Also known as: Vincent Furnier. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Vince Of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky II
Known informally as: The Prince of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Sonora Cooper - Never heard of this name before. Submitted by: Mary
- Dashiell - Known as "Dash" Submitted by: Mary
- Calico Cooper - Alice is my hero, so I can't criticise. Calico dances on stage for Dad now - she's a great showgirl! Submitted by: nursie
- Batarang - You know, the weapon of choice for Batman. Submitted by: ZUKE
- Calico, Dashiell and Sonora Rose - Not my style, but I guess it could be worse. Submitted by: Frida
- Calico Cooper - His daughter is now used in his show as the nurse, Whipdancer, and Britney Spears. Submitted by: Mr. Binky
- Calico - I think it is a pretty name. My mom thinks of cats when she hears Calico. You know Calico Cat. Submitted by: Kayla
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Prince of Darkness" | Not a speaking part, and listed in the credit's as "Street Sicko". - princejellyfish |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Be My Lover" | "She asked me why the singer's name was Alice" from Killer - Butch |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Alma Mater" | A tribute to his high school experience it seems. But you know It breaks my heart To leave you Camelback My high school - Azrael |
| "10 Minutes Before the Worm" | Let me be What a way for one too realize Gotta waste a bore, now I see How he is so happy feeling sad Heavily depressed God, I knew Think I will enjoy the view Oy the view, oy the view Everything is standing still, ill, ill - Azrael |
| "Teenage Lament '74" | Also known as "What Are You Gonna Do?", because he repeats this incessantly towrds the end. (But doesn't mention "Teenage lament".) - Rocky |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "No More Mister Rice Guy" | "No More Mister Nice Guy" | Opie M. |
| "Hoisin" | "Poison" | Blake DeKalb |
| "Mussel Of Love" | "Muscle Of Love" | Ron N. O'Connor |
| "Nought In A Dream" | "Caught In A Dream" | H. Tim Smith |
| "Sought In A Dream" | "Caught In A Dream" | H. Tim Smith |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I'm Your Gun," | A person can't be a gun. | mads. |
| "No More Mr. Nice Guy," | No man named 'Nice Guy' existed in the 1st place. | Joe |
| "Halo of Flies," | Halos are not made out of flies. | Wanda Pierce |
| "Generation Landslide," | Whole generations don't slide down slopes together | Melissa Officinalis |
| "Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me," | Don't be silly! Clowns don't eat people! | Isac |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "The First Day Of Summer," Tony Carey | "School's Out," Alice Cooper | |
| "Weapon Of Choice," Fatboy Slim | "Poison," Alice Cooper | |
| "Every Planet We Reach Is Dead," Gorillaz | "Might As Well Be On Mars," Alice Cooper | |
| "Cobra," Hardwell | "Poison," Alice Cooper | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"No Moe Mr. Nice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty
"No Ore Mr. Nice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty
"House Of Fir" originally "House Of Fire"
Candy Welty
"Last Ma On Earth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
"Fed My Frankenstein" originally "Feed My Frankenstein"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Freed My Frankenstein" originally "Feed My Frankenstein"
Changes title from imperative to past tense
Isac
"No More Mr. Niche Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
No longer fits in a ready-made niche
Wendy Torrance
"No More Mr. Niece Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Niece guy? Must be one gender-conflicted.
Wendy Torrance
"No More Mr. Nicer Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Wendy Torrance
"Not More Mr. Nice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Muscle Of Dove" originally "Muscle Of Love"
Jessica Childress
"Muscle Of Lore" originally "Muscle Of Love"
Jessica Childress
"This Manioc's In Love With You" originally "This Maniac's In Love With You"
Manioc = plant from which tapioca is made
Melissa Officinalis
"No More Mr. Nick Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Nick changed his name?
Jessica Childress
"No More Dr. Nice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Poison" | "Poisson" | SPryce |
| "Some Folks" | "Some Guys" | Monstermaster13 |
| "King Herod's Song." | "Queen Bowsette's Song." | Monstermaster13 |
| "School's Out" | "Fools Spout" | John A. Barry |
| "I’m Eighteen" | "I’m Eighteen (I Know Everything)" | JuiceAndTeas |
| "School's Out" | "School's Scammed" | Arch Vile |
| "School's Out" | "Look Out! Black Kittens!" | Melanie Lee |
| "No More Mr. Nice Guy" | "Ponies Are My Life, Guys" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "No More Mr Nice Guy" | "Want More Hello Kitty" | CG Kreations |
| "How You Gonna See Me Now" | "E.T.’s Cuteness Goes To His Head" | Stuart McArthur |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Wind-Up Toy | "Weinerville" on dvd. | AC |
| Million Dollar Babies | 'Million Dollar Baby' Promo | tictacs941 |
| Dirty Diamonds | Diamond car insurance | Pickle |
| Poison | 'Poison' perfume | Pickle |
| Welcome To My Nightmare | 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series of slasher films | Screamer |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Only Women Bleed | Tampax | beatlebabe |
| Poison | Poison Control Center | tictacs941 |
| Elected | The White House | Me |
| Inmates (We're All Crazy) | Mental Hospital | Chris |
| Clones | Doublemint Twins | rocky |
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Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC/DC | Dirty Dreams Alice Cooper | Dirty Dreams Done Dirt Cheap | Ben |
| Shake Your Love Debbie Gibson | Muscle Of Love Alice Cooper | Shake Your Muscle Of Love | Tarzan |
| Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds The Beatles | Dirty Diamonds Alice Cooper | Lucy In The Sky With Dirty Diamonds | Bill |
| Do You Want To Franz Ferdinand | Be My Lover Alice Cooper | Do You Want To Be My Lover? | GlamRockNinjaLord |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Wolf Alice Cooper
Wolf Alice combined with Alice Cooper
Submitted By: Liza Lott
Anderson Cooper
Bill Anderson combined with Alice Cooper
One of the guys who has a TV show on CNN.
Submitted By: JeReMy
Alicia Cooper's Bridges
Alicia Bridges combined with Alice Cooper
Submitted By: Sutch
Sly Cooper
Sly Fox combined with Alice Cooper
Based off a (kind of) popular video game series from 2002-2005.
Submitted By: JeReMy
There are additional Alice Cooper Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Elected"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna be a weapon
Original Lyrics: I wanna be elected
| "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: But your lips are better than poison
Original Lyrics: But your lips are venomous poison
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"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: Your foreskin
Original Lyrics: You're poison
| "School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics: School's out come recess
Original Lyrics: School's out completely
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"How You Gonna See Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics: How you gonna see me now?
Please don't see me ugly face. Original Lyrics: How you gonna see me now?
Please don't see me ugly, babe |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Greg Rogalinski Disappointed when I discovered actual lyric. More emotional with misheard lyric. |
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"School's Out"
The Funny Lyrics: Well we got no class
And we got no principles And we got no innocence We can't even think of a word that rhymes Why They're Funny: The most honest song lyric in rock and roll history...even though there is possibly a double-meaning in the first line listed here.
Submitted by: Keith
| "Department Of Youth"
The Funny Lyrics: We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power And who gave it to you? Donny Osmond! What?! Why They're Funny: A group of kids is singing about having the power. Alice expects them to answer his question with 'Alice!' but instead they say Donny Osmond.
Submitted by: Mark M.
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Lost In America"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I got a mom but i ain´t got a dad
My dad´s got a wife but she ain´t my mom Mom´s lookin´ for a man to be my dad... Why They're Repetitive: And on it goes! Those damn parents are mentioned several more times in the same verse... The other verses does the same thing but with the anoying word car. This might be the most enoying song lyrics ever written!
Submitted by: Dave
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"School's Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Why They're Nonsensical: They really couldn't!
Submitted by: Roger
| "Poison"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Your lips are venomous poison
Why They're Nonsensical: Hmmm, let's analyze this. Poison means venomous substance. So someone's lips are poisonous poison. Welcome to the department of redundancy department.
Submitted by: Fred
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"You And Me"
The Insincere Lyrics: When I got home from work
I wanna wrap myself around you I wanna take you and squeeze you 'till the passion starts to rise Why They're Insincere: I wouldn't trust anything Alice says in this song if I were his girl
Submitted by: rocky
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"School's Out"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We got no class and we got no principles
And we got no innocence We won't even think of a word that rhymes Why They're Misrhymed: You obviously couldn't rather than wouldn't. That so sounds like the kind of stupid thing I would do if I was writing a song. But I think that class/principles play on words was rather clever.
Submitted by: Marissa
| "Poison"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Your mouth so hot
Your web I'm caught Why They're Misrhymed: Even though its misryhmed some artists still try to make it sound like it ryhmes but he doesn't. Childish fool [Ed's note: Alice says he has lots of money and therefore doesn't care if he be a fool!]
Submitted by: fwhqghads
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"I'm Eighteen"
The Dated Lyrics: Not sure
Why They're Dated: Alice Cooper hasn't been 18 in a long time. Another song by him "School's out For Summer" No more teachers no more books no more ____'s dirty looks, etc.
Submitted by: Ka Vance
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Feed My Frankenstein"
The Lyrics: I'm a hungry man but I don't want pizza
Product Brand Name: Hungry-Man Frozen Meals
Submitted by: Isac
| "Generation Landslide"
The Lyrics: 'The Colgate invisable shield finally got 'em.'
Product Brand Name: Colgate toothpaste
Submitted by: Alicefan
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Killed By Love"
The Song Lyrics: Drop me off in a town without pity
Song They Mention: Town Without Pity - Gene Pitney
Submitted by: Joanna Coming
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Welcome to My Nightmare"
Opening Lines: Welcome to my nightmare, I think you're gonna like it
Comments: Submitted by: Joe Pearson
| "Long Way to Go"
Opening Lines: We still got a long way to go
Comments: Submitted by: Joe Pearson
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Billion Dollar Babies"
The Lyrics: We go dancing nightly in the attic while the moon is rising in the sky
If i am to rough,tell me I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands! Why: Holly Toledo!!!....Do i have to say it?!!?....This is the stuff nightmares are made of!!!!!! Who are you going to call?.....Ghost Busters!!!!!!
Submitted by: funonthrun
| "Poison"
The Lyrics: I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming
Why: That's really a rude thing wanting to do.
Submitted by: Mads
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Song Title Space Change:
"Till No Airs" originally "Still No Air"
Song in which Alice warns of Global Warming?
Submitted by: Peter
"Be Low Your Means" originally "Below Your Means"
Being mean can be low.
Submitted by: Peter
"Crawl In" originally "Crawlin'"
Especially since Alice thinks he's a spider.
Submitted by: Peter
"Elect Ed" originally "Elected"
Well, I guess Ed wouldn't be that bad.
Submitted by: Peter
"Reflect Ed" originally "Reflected"
Ed might not want to hang around Alice Cooper.
Submitted by: Peter
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"You And Me"
The Lyrics: You and me ain't no movie star.
Why: It should be "You & I aren't movie stars". Then the title wouldn't be "You & Me".
Submitted by: Rocky
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Band Name Anagrams:
Ice Pool Race Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
Isn't that called speed skating?
Ice Care Loop Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
Rile Ace Coop Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
Real Ice Coop Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
A Cool Recipe Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"You Rim Gnu" originally "I'm Your Gun"
Submitted by: Stallion High Wine
"I'm Your Gnu" originally "I'm Your Gun"
Submitted by: Stallion High Wine
"Got Hello" originally "Go To Hell"
Submitted by: Emmy Kay Butanone
"Mites" originally "It's Me"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Emits" originally "It's Me"
Submitted by: Alexis
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Be My Lover"
The Lyrics: Told her that I came from Detroit City
Why: Detroit
Submitted by: Sutch
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Super Short Pop Songs:
"Street Fight" Length: 0:54
Submitted by: Joe Pearson
Song Title Acrostics:
PA: "Public Animal"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AM: "Alma Mater"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
SO: "School's Out"
So what?
Submitted by: Travis
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Liquor" originally "Killer"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Licker" originally "Killer"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Lonely Women Beed" originally "Only Women Bleed"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"Hey, Foe Love Lies" originally "Halo Of Flies"
Submitted by: Renee Keener
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Poison"
The Lyrics: I wanna love you but I better not touch
Why: It has a very upbeating melody, but it's sad mentions knowing not to touch the person he wants to love.
Submitted by: mads
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Cowless Ooper originally "Alice Cooper"
Submitted by: coolis alper
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Golf Playing"
He's known to be a golf player too.
Submitted by: mads.
"His alleged "animal sacrifice" at a concert"
In 1969 at a concert stop on Toronto Alice Cooper was the subject of a lot of contreversey after a fan threw a chicken on the stage. Alice threw it back thinking that it would fly. The chicken didn't fly so much as it plummeted and the audience tore it to pieces. Alice was horrified to find that the newspapers the next day had caught wind of the incident and wrote headlines such as "Alice Cooper kills a chicken and the blood runs down." To add to this urban myth Frank Zappa phoned Alice Cooper and asked him if he had sacrificed a chicken on stage. He replied "No I didn't." Frank Zappa's reaction was "don't tell anybody." To this day the name Alice Cooper is still regarded as the "chicken killer" even though he claims that he never did sacrifice a chicken.
Submitted by: Celeste
Music With a Warning Label:
"Muscle Of Love"
The cover says "Attention: This Carton Contains (1) Alice Cooper Muscle of Love" and also says "Fragile".
Submitted by: Lee
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Alice in Wonderland movie promo
his name
Submitted by: tictacs941
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"School's Out For Summer"
The Lyrics: School's been blown to pieces.
Why: School's not really blown to pieces but you can't have this ringtone come off and tell a teacher that some student has blown the school to pieces.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
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