Fun Music Information -> Alice Cooper
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Music Quotes:
I don't kill chickens, Colonel Sanders does - Alice Cooper talking on the whole chicken thing at the Toronto music festival Submitted by: Alicefan
| He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - on Marilyn Manson Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- Alice Cooper was actually an 18th century witch. The modern Alice Cooper(Vince Furnier) legally changed his name to this in the 20th Century. Submitted by: SarahSays
- Alice Cooper thought of that name because he wanted something similar to "Lizzy Borden" the murderer. He said he imagined "alice cooper" being a tiny girl with a huge ax hidden behind her back. One night he was messing with a ouija board and asked it, who is Alice Cooper? The board spelled out his name, Vincent Damon Furnier. Submitted by: Nick Mancini
Why the Name is Stupid:
- The witch, he named himself after, had exactly the same name... which means it couldn't be more unoriginal. Submitted by: Mads
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Vincent Fournier. Submitted by: Kyle
Also known as: Vincent Furnier. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Vince Of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky II
Known informally as: The Prince of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky
Strange Offspring Names:
- Sonora Cooper - Never heard of this name before. Submitted by: Mary
- Dashiell - Known as "Dash" Submitted by: Mary
- Calico Cooper - Alice is my hero, so I can't criticise. Calico dances on stage for Dad now - she's a great showgirl! Submitted by: nursie
- Batarang - You know, the weapon of choice for Batman. Submitted by: ZUKE
- Calico, Dashiell and Sonora Rose - Not my style, but I guess it could be worse. Submitted by: Frida
- Calico Cooper - His daughter is now used in his show as the nurse, Whipdancer, and Britney Spears. Submitted by: Mr. Binky
- Calico - I think it is a pretty name. My mom thinks of cats when she hears Calico. You know Calico Cat. Submitted by: Kayla
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Prince of Darkness" | Not a speaking part, and listed in the credit's as "Street Sicko". - princejellyfish |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Teenage Lament '74" | Also known as "What Are You Gonna Do?", because he repeats this incessantly towrds the end. (But doesn't mention "Teenage lament".) - Rocky |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Like, Sixty" | "Eighteen" | Mark |
| "Emaciated" | "Elected" | hardrock |
| "Ejaculated" | "Elected " | Mr. Brownstone |
| "Evicted" | "Elected" | rocky |
| "Christened" | "Elected" | Christian |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "House Of Fire," | A house can't be made of fire | oldrock |
| "Bed Of Nails," | A bed can't be made of nails | oldrock |
| "Love Is A Loaded Gun," | A loaded gun is a weapon to kill. Not love | oldrock |
| "I Never Cry," | Everybody cries at one time or another! | oldrock |
| "Only Women Bleed," | Not true, I say !!! | oldrock |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Do I Look Like A Slut?" | "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah," Alice Cooper | Francis A. Sissy |
| "She Was Only Seventeen (He Was One Year More)" | "I'm Eighteen," Alice Cooper | Kathy |
| "School Day" | "School's Out," Alice Cooper | Kathy |
| "I Can Dream About You" | "Welcome To My Nightmare," Alice Cooper | Edward |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"It's My Boy" originally "It's My Body"
Stephanie Craddock
"Brutal Plant" originally "Brutal Planet"
Like Audrey in Little Shop Of Horrors
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Under My Heels" originally "Under My Wheels"
That's not a very good place to be
Alanis Morrisette in blades
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Still No Hair" originally "Still No Air"
Raggedy Anne Of Green Gables
"Selected" originally "Elected"
Well, the titles might be similar in meaning...
Serafina
"How You Gonna Seed Me Now?" originally "How You Gonna See Me Now?"
Melanie Bianca Green
"How You Gonna Seek Me Now?" originally "How You Gonna See Me Now?"
Melanie Bianca Green
"Bed Of Snails" originally "Bed Of Nails"
Regina Haniger
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"No More Mr. Mice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
The song of a retired exterminator?
Dobbs
"No More Mr. Lice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Glad he's free from those nasty lice.
Dobbs
"Crazy Little Chili" originally "Crazy Little Child"
Lightning Rod Blagojevich
"Who Do You Think We Ate" originally "Who Do You Think We Are"
Frank
"I Never Try" originally "I Never Cry"
Jen
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Under My Wheels" | "Wonder How Postal Feels" | Fred Snider |
| "No More Mister Nice Guy" | "Norman, Mister Slice Guy" | blackjack21 |
| "Wind-Up Toy" | "The Cable Guy (remix)" | JCO |
| "Wind-Up Toy" | "The Cable Guy" | JCO |
| "No More Mr. Nice Guy" | "No More Mrs. Kotlawski" | Sean Peters |
| "School's Out" | "The Rockford Files (His Name Is Rockford)" | Dylan Baranski |
| "School's Out" | "School's Out For Teachers (Snow Day Edition)" | A Room Full Of Monkeys |
| "Poison" | "Villains" | Tyrone The Terrible |
| "Poison" | "Students" | Gari J |
| "Only Women Bleed" | "Only Women Bleed (Periodically)" | Susanna Viljanen |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Wind-Up Toy | "Weinerville" on dvd. | AC |
| Million Dollar Babies | 'Million Dollar Baby' Promo | tictacs941 |
| Dirty Diamonds | Diamond car insurance | Pickle |
| Poison | 'Poison' perfume | Pickle |
| Welcome To My Nightmare | 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series of slasher films | Screamer |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Only Women Bleed | Tampax | beatlebabe |
| Poison | Poison Control Center | tictacs941 |
| Elected | The White House | Me |
| Inmates (We're All Crazy) | Mental Hospital | Chris |
| Clones | Doublemint Twins | rocky |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Power Of A Good Love Dan Hartman | Love Is A Loaded Gun Alice Cooper | Power Of A Good Love Is A Loaded Gun | Mads |
| Love Is A Natural Dan Hartman | Love Is A Loaded Gun Alice Cooper | Love Is A Natural Loaded Gun | Mads |
| Love In Your Eyes Dan Hartman | Love Is A Loaded Gun Alice Cooper | Love In Your Eyes Is A Loaded Gun | Mads |
| Keep The Fire Burning Dan Hartman | House Of Fire Alice Cooper | Keep The House Of Fire Burning | Mads |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Alice Krupa
Alice Cooper combined with Gene Krupa
Sample lyric: "Don't play the drums 'cause I read the papers."
Submitted By: Trouble Rabinowitz
Alice Kuepper
Alice Cooper combined with Ed Kuepper
Alice singing the old Saints' stuff could actually work!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Alice Cooper In Chains
Alice Cooper combined with Alice In Chains
Submitted By: Red Ant
Misheard Lyrics:
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: I want to taste you
But your lips are feminist poison. Original Lyrics: I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison. | "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: you're blond
Original Lyrics: your blood
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"Feed My Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics: Won't you be my Frankenstein?
Original Lyrics: Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
| "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: Your poison run in though my legs.
Original Lyrics: Your poison running through my veins.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: I want to taste you
But your lips are feminist poison. Original Lyrics: I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Yomi Mizuhara I was on a trip down to Santa Barbara, CA with a bunch of friends for a choir competition, and this song was blaring on the bus. A friend of mine sang the chorus as misheard above, and got a purse in the face from a fellow classmate who happened to be a self-defined "feminist". Then someone corrected him, and laughing ensued for the next year... |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funny Lyrics:
"The Song That Didn't Rhyme"
The Funny Lyrics: 'The dj's were offended.My union card's suspended. Billboard declared it a crime.The melody blows in a key that no one can find'
Why They're Funny: This song must really suck if Billboard declared it a crime.
Submitted by: Travis
| "Department Of Youth"
The Funny Lyrics: We're the Department of Youth We've got the power And who gave it to you? Donny Osmond! What?!
Why They're Funny: A group of kids is singing about having the power. Alice expects them to answer his question with 'Alice!' but instead they say Donny Osmond.
Submitted by: Mark M
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Lost In America"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I got a mom but i ainīt got a dad
My dadīs got a wife but she ainīt my mom Momīs lookinī for a man to be my dad... Why They're Repetitive: And on it goes! Those damn parents are mentioned several more times in the same verse... The other verses does the same thing but with the anoying word car. This might be the most enoying song lyrics ever written!
Submitted by: Dave
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"School's Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: School's out forever.
Why They're Nonsensical: School CAN'T be out forever! It might be over for you, but what about everyone else? People need somewhere to learn, you know.
Submitted by: Jane Fondle
| "Feed My Frankenstein"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Well I ain't evil, I'm just good looking I started the fire, so baby start cooking I'm a hungry man, but i don't want pizza I'm gonna blow down your house and then i'm gonna eatcha Bring you to a simmer, right on time, run my greasy fingers down your greasy spine
Why They're Nonsensical: First off, what does being evil have to do anything with being good looking? You don't need fires, we have stoves now. You don't want pizza? Then quit complaining and make chicken. My house is brick, just TRY to blow it down. I dare you. Bring you to a simmer? Wow, freakin cannibal. Run my greasy finger down your greasy spine? First off why are you both greasy? Looks like you need to take a wash BEFORE you do it. Seond, I don't want your fingers on my back, if you catch my drift.
Submitted by: AnnaBanana
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Lyrics:
"You And Me"
The Insincere Lyrics: When I got home from work
I wanna wrap myself around you I wanna take you and squeeze you 'till the passion starts to rise Why They're Insincere: I wouldn't trust anything Alice says in this song if I were his girl
Submitted by: rocky
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"School's Out"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We got no class and we got no principles
And we got no innocence We won't even think of a word that rhymes Why They're Misrhymed: You obviously couldn't rather than wouldn't. That so sounds like the kind of stupid thing I would do if I was writing a song. But I think that class/principles play on words was rather clever.
Submitted by: Marissa
| "Poison"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Your mouth so hot
Your web I'm caught Why They're Misrhymed: Even though its misryhmed some artists still try to make it sound like it ryhmes but he doesn't. Childish fool [Ed's note: Alice says he has lots of money and therefore doesn't care if he be a fool!]
Submitted by: fwhqghads
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| There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Dated Lyrics:
"I'm Eighteen"
The Dated Lyrics: Not sure
Why They're Dated: Alice Cooper hasn't been 18 in a long time. Another song by him "School's out For Summer" No more teachers no more books no more ____'s dirty looks, etc.
Submitted by: Ka Vance
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Generation Landslide"
The Lyrics: 'The Colgate invisable shield finally got 'em.'
Product Brand Name: Colgate toothpaste
Submitted by: Alicefan
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Billion Dollar Babys"
Opening Lines: billion ....dollar babys....
Comments: Submitted by: funonthrun
| "Hello Hooray"
Opening Lines: Hello, Hooray, let the show begin I've been ready.
Comments: Alice has always opened his concerts with this song which barely made the Top 40 in 1973.
Submitted by: Rich Braham
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Scary Song Lyrics:
"Billion Dollar Babies"
The Lyrics: We go dancing nightly in the attic while the moon is rising in the sky
If i am to rough,tell me I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands! Why: Holly Toledo!!!....Do i have to say it?!!?....This is the stuff nightmares are made of!!!!!! Who are you going to call?.....Ghost Busters!!!!!!
Submitted by: funonthrun
| "Poison"
The Lyrics: I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming
Why: That's really a rude thing wanting to do.
Submitted by: Mads
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| There are additional Scary Song Lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Poi Son" originally "Poison"
Cooper trying to get a young guy to in Hawaii?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Pa In" originally "Pain"
Cooper is a dad, must be about when he comes home.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"You And Me"
The Lyrics: You and me ain't no movie star.
Why: It should be "You & I aren't movie stars". Then the title wouldn't be "You & Me".
Submitted by: Rocky
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Band Name Anagrams:
I Creep A Cool Submitted by: Travis
Finish your sentance. I Creep A Cool Kid Out?
Ale Rice Coop Submitted by: Travis
Orca Ice Pole Submitted by: Travis
Cool Pear Ice Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Some kind of mixed drink?
Cool Pear Ice Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Some kind of mixed drink?
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Respect For These Lepers" originally "Respect For The Sleepers"
Submitted by: Daphne Hughes
"Free Pesterer Splotches" originally "Respect For The Sleepers"
It's just not right is it?
Submitted by: Sir David Grady III
Song Title Acrostics:
SO: "Schools Out"
So what?
Submitted by: Travis
SO: "School's Out"
Submitted by: Peter
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"school's out"
The Lyrics: school's out forever!,school's out completely!,school's been blown,to pieces!
Why: A poupular summertime,song,not quite because it,end's with an act,of DESTRUCTION!,with possible injurie's,and casualtie's!
Submitted by: ART E.
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"His alleged "animal sacrifice" at a concert"
In 1969 at a concert stop on Toronto Alice Cooper was the subject of a lot of contreversey after a fan threw a chicken on the stage. Alice threw it back thinking that it would fly. The chicken didn't fly so much as it plummeted and the audience tore it to pieces. Alice was horrified to find that the newspapers the next day had caught wind of the incident and wrote headlines such as "Alice Cooper kills a chicken and the blood runs down." To add to this urban myth Frank Zappa phoned Alice Cooper and asked him if he had sacrificed a chicken on stage. He replied "No I didn't." Frank Zappa's reaction was "don't tell anybody." To this day the name Alice Cooper is still regarded as the "chicken killer" even though he claims that he never did sacrifice a chicken.
Submitted by: Celeste
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Alice in Wonderland
his name
Submitted by: tictacs941
