Fun Music Information -> Pat Benatar
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This is the most recent information about Pat Benatar that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Pat Benatar, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Pay BenatarPerformer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Pat Andrejewski. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Love Is A Cattle Field" | "Love Is A Battlefield" | old rock |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Love is a Battlefield," | Battlefields are full of aggression, not love! | old rock |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Don't Be Cruel" | "Treat Me Right," Pat Benatar | Serafina |
| "Discipline" | "Hit Me With Your Best Shot," Pat Benatar | You masochist! - Josh |
| "What Is Love?" | "Love Is A Battlefield," Pat Benatar | Peter |
| "I Want To Know What Love Is" | "Love Is A Battlefield," Pat Benatar | Peter |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Precious Tie" originally "Precious Time"
Blake DeKalb
"Precious Tim" originally "Precious Time"
Blake DeKalb
"Promises In The Ark" originally "Promises In The Dark"
Kareem Abdul-Montana
"We Lie For Love" originally "We Live For Love"
don`t we all?
Ed
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Hit Me With Your Best Short" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Something for a filmmaker to do.
Serafina
"Shadows Of The Knight" originally "Shadows Of The Night"
Rhoda Dohr
"Shell Is For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Carla Jorgensen
"Hello Is For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Gretchen Wieners
"Looking For A Strangler" originally "Looking For A Stranger"
Naomi Swanson
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Hill Is For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Regina Olsen
"Heel Is For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
No, actually it's for dogs (to learn).
Joe Siebert
"Shadows Of The Fight" originally "Shadows Of The Night"
Alina
"Shadows Of The Light" originally "Shadows Of The Night"
Alina
"Bell Is For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Mary Belle Byram
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
A song about McDonalds Happy Meals. Lyrics at http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/patbenatar3.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/patbenatar3.sht: (MP3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Heartbreaker" | "Fartmaker" | Rick Duncan |
| "Shadows of the Night" | "Voting in the Ghettos Tonight" | Poli-tick-ly Incorrect |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Hymns Keened by a Blessed Lot" | John A. Barry |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Big Feet Has a Sasquatch" | John A. Barry |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Stickin' with the Dime Slots" | Below Average Dave |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Kiss Me With Your Lips Soft" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Love Is A Battlefield" | "Love In A Cattle Field" | Mikey Squirrel |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Bin Laden's Hiding to Long" | Sean Peters |
| "Heartbreaker" | "Fartbreaker" | Harry |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Dog Said the N Word" | BonnieB |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Cough Syrup/Cold Medication | Ed |
| Bloodshot Eyes | Visine | Ed |
| We Live For Love | eharmony.com | sherock |
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot | NFL | bridget |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Little Too Late | Marriage counselor | Edward |
| Heartbreaker | Cardiologist's Office | Travis Butler |
| I Get Evil | Martha Stewart's answering machine | Ed |
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Dick Cheney's Office | Kathy |
| Invincible | Iraq Military Headquarters | Ed |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Love In An Elevator Aerosmith | Love Is A Battefield Pat Benatar | Love In An Elevator Is A Battlefield | Edward |
| Love Is Like A Butterfly Dolly Parton | Love Is A Battlefield Pat Benatar | Love Is Like A Butterfly Battlefield | Regina Haniger |
| Bless The Beasts And The Children The Carpenters | Hell Is For Children Pat Benatar | Bless The Hell That Is For The Beasts And The Children | Julia Farda |
| Hell Bent For Leather Judas Priest | Hell Is For Children Pat Benatar | Hell Is Bent For Leather Children Whatever the heck that would mean | Julia Farda |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Pat Boonatar
Pat Boone combined with Pat Benatar
Submitted By: Olga Ruiz
Pat Fleetwood Been A Tarmac
Pat Benatar combined with Fleetwood Mac
Why not? It's a less outlandish claim than "Jimmy Eat World"!
Submitted By: Amy Grunt
Misheard Lyrics:
"Love Is A Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics: Love is a trophy
Original Lyrics: Love is a battlefield
| "All Fired Up"
Misheard Lyrics: And I got a loofah burnin' in my eyes
Original Lyrics: And I got a new fire burnin' in my eyes
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"Invincible"
Misheard Lyrics: This bloody world remains a mystery
Original Lyrics: This bloody road remains a mystery
| "Hell Is For Children"
Misheard Lyrics: Havin some children
Original Lyrics: Hell is for children
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"hell is for children ?"
Misheard Lyrics: havin some children
Original Lyrics: hell is for children
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Story about this misheard lyric by: tom it took my older brother 2 years to convince me that i was wrong. i was only 12 |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Better Lyrics:
Hippy wants to smoke pot
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Submitted by: mikopath
"Shadows Of The Night"
Better Lyrics:
I'm dreaming dreams of sodomy tonight
They'll come true in the end
They'll come true in the end
Original Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
They'll come true in the end
Submitted by: Stacy Morrison
"Heartbreaker"
Better Lyrics:
You're a shot maker
Girl raper
L.A. Laker
Don't you mess around with me
Girl raper
L.A. Laker
Don't you mess around with me
Original Lyrics:
You're a heartbreaker
Dream maker
Love taker
Don't you mess around with me
Dream maker
Love taker
Don't you mess around with me
Submitted by: Allison
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Never Wanna Leave You"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Never wanna leave you
Why They're Repetitive: Good song but irritating. Not only are the lyrics repetitive, so is the music. I think of it as the song that never ends
Submitted by: shelley j. dawson
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Somebody's Baby"
Opening Lines: You used to be somebody's baby.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Tell Me Why"
Opening Lines: Tell me why the stars do shine.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Scary Song Lyrics:
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
The Lyrics: Hit me with your best shot, fire away!
Why: It sounds like she's actually telling someone to shoot her!
Submitted by: Amber Wayland
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Song Title Space Change:
"Promise Sin The Dark" originally "Promises In The Dark"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Heartbreak ER" originally "Heartbreaker "
An emergency room that you don't want to visit.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"H. Ellis For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Whoever H. Ellis is
Submitted by: Carmen Nunki
"We Be Long" originally "We Belong"
That invokes a lot of bad racial stereotypes.
Submitted by: She
"He, Art Breaker" originally "Heartbreaker"
Da Vinci gets no respect....
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Band Name Anagrams:
Rat Nap Beat Submitted by: George Straitjacket
I do like Benatar's music.
Bare At Pant Submitted by: Josh
So, she's going bottomless?
Apt Art Bane Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret, relling is overrated)
Song Title Anagrams:
"Oho, Cut Tofu" originally "Out Of Touch"
Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
"Wool Veil Fever" originally "We Live For Love"
Or it could FEEL feverish in a wool veil!
Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
"Huh, He Be Twisty Motorist" originally "Hit Me With your Best Shot"
Trying to dodge those shots!
Submitted by: Olga Ruiz
"Show A Shifted Thong" originally "Shadows Of The Night"
Shifted up, down, sideways, or what?
Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
Songs That Are Banned:
"Hit Me with your Best Shot"
Banned after 9/11.
Submitted by: Beth
"Shadows Of The Night"
It's not the song really that was banned (not that I know of anyway) but the music video for it. The video for this song from the 80s was and is banned in Germany (it's never been played on German tv to this day). It was banned because of the storyline for the video. Which wasthought up by some record executive at Pat Benatar's record company at the time. It's a black and white video and it takes place during World War II and it features American soldiers and German Nazis. With swastikas and everything. It's an OK video (no real violence or anything), but I think it's kind of dumb and boring since the WWII storyline doesn't really pertain to the song at all. The lyrics have nothing to do with and never reference anything having to do with Word War II. I've also heard because of this, and the fact that she felt the video didn't fit her image (it was called a "costume" video) Pat Benatar wasn't very happy with it. And she never again let her record company tell her how one of her videos was going to be done. It was banned by the German government because of the Nazi imagery. The German government (and I dont' blame them) doesn't like anything in the entertainment media that would appear to advocate or promote Nazism or Hitler or any of his ideas. The same thing happened with an episode from Star Trek TOS. For those of you who don't know, that means the original show with Captain Kirk and company. When the show went into reruns around the world, the episode PatternsOf Force was banned in Gemany. It's never been shown there. The episode concernsthe crew of the Enterprise going to a planet with a Nazi worldwide government. It's a pretty dumb episode. Mostly because of the really lame acting. They tried to be humorous with it, but then there's nothing funny about Adolf Hitler and the Nazis.
Submitted by: Edward
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Hit Bee With Your Messed Shot" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
"Shit Be With Your Mess Hot" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Submitted by: Peter
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"hit me with your best shot"
The Lyrics: hit me with, your best shot!,hit me with,your best shot!, fire away!
Why: this "HAPPY" melody, concern's a woman, challenging anyone, to hit her!,"GEE,that sure sound's, like a fun song"
Submitted by: art
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Names as a Word Bank:
Rant At A Better Rat Trap Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
The Lyrics: Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away! Why: You would NOT want this to go off while being held up by a nervous gunman!
Submitted by: Glenn
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