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Fun Music Information -> Pat Benatar

Album cover parody of Best Shots by Pat Benatar
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Pat Benatar that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Pat Benatar, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Pay Benatar

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Pat Andrejewski. Submitted by: inthe80s.com

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"My Clown Sleeps Alone""My Clone Sleeps Alone"Lisa Basil
"Can't Fight Urban Blight""Shadows of the Night"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"We Beshort""We Belong"Marge Pegram
"Anxiety (Get Service)""Anxiety (Get Nervous)"Marge Pegram
"Hit Me With Your Pet Shark""Hit Me With Your Best Shot"Rpollck

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"My Clone Sleeps Alone,"No humans have so far been cloned.Teresa Christie
"We Love For Love,"But not water, air or food? Peter
"Love Is A Battlefield,"An emotion cannot take physical form.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love is a Battlefield,"Battlefields are full of aggression, not love!Larcen Tyler

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"All I Ask," Adele"Treat Me Right," Pat Benatar
"I Think I'm A Clone Now," Weird Al Yankovic"My Clone Sleeps Alone," Pat Benatar
"Cupid's Got A Ray Gun Now," Red Velvet Ray Gun"You Better Run," Pat Benatar
"Mama Said Knock You Out," LL Cool J"Hit Me With Your Best Shot," Pat Benatar
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Precious Tie" originally "Precious Time"
Cassandra
"Precious Tim" originally "Precious Time"
Ed
"Promises In The Ark" originally "Promises In The Dark"
Kareem Abdul-Montana
"We Lie For Love" originally "We Live For Love"
don't we all?
Ed

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Shell Is For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Edward
"Fire And Rice" originally "Fire And Ice"
Edward
"Hit Me With Your Best Short" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Something for a filmmaker to do.
Serafina
"Shadows Of The Knight" originally "Shadows Of The Night"
Rhoda Dohr
"Shell Is For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Carla Jorgensen

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Hit Me With Your Nest Shot" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Pat dares the birds?
Peter
"Hit Me With Your Best Show" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
mandylee
"Love In A Battlefield" originally "Love Is A Battlefield"
Serafina
"Help Is For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Makes a much better song title.
nally
"Hit Me With Your Pest Shot" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot "
Pat's feeling like an insect?
Brown Ant

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Aug 18
a parody of "Love Is A Battlefield" by Pat Benatar
A song about McDonalds Happy Meals. Lyrics at http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/patbenatar3.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/patbenatar3.sht: (MP3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Love Is a Battlefield""Coulson, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D."the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot""Stick Me With a Neck Shot"John A. Barry
"Love is a Battlefield""The Moon is a Hologram"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Heartbreaker""Ice Breaker"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot""Theories Of A Crackpot"Matthias
"Shadows of the Night""Video's Not Right"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot""Who Needs More Than One Knot?"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot""Tattooed Girl in Blindspot"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot""Nix, Please, Sticks; Don’t Get Shots!"John A. Barry
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot""Rode It, Ran the Miles Up"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Fire And IceShell Fire & Ice Motor OilIsac
Hit Me With Your Best ShotCough Syrup/Cold MedicationEd
Bloodshot EyesVisineEd
We Live For Loveeharmony.comsherock
Hit Me With Your Best ShotNFLbridget

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Sex As A WeaponRape/Sex Assault Crisis HotlineRapist Scumbag, You'd Better Run!
Sex As A WeaponRape + Sexual Abuse HotlineDestroy All Rapists Now!
Little Too LateMarriage counselorEdward
HeartbreakerCardiologist's OfficeTravis Butler
I Get EvilMartha Stewart's answering machineEd
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Kisses Of Fire
   ABBA
Fire And Ice
   Pat Benatar
Kisses Of Fire And Ice
Edward
Light My Fire
   The Doors
Fire And Ice
   Pat Benatar
Light My Fire And Ice
Edward
St. Elmo's Fire
   John Parr
Fire And Ice
   Pat Benatar
St. Elmo's Fire And Ice
Edward
Shoot Your Best Shot
   Linda Clifford
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
   Pat Benatar
Shoot Me With Your Best Shot
Dance music combined with classic rock!
Isac
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Pat Boonatar
Pat Boone combined with Pat Benatar
Submitted By: Olga Ruiz
Pat Fleetwood Been A Tarmac
Pat Benatar combined with Fleetwood Mac
Why not? It's a less outlandish claim than "Jimmy Eat World"!
Submitted By: Amy Grunt

Misheard Lyrics:

"Shadows of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surrender all the beans to me tonight 'cause there's too many elves
Original Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight they'll come true in the end
"We Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever it's tonight on our braids
Original Lyrics:
Whenever we deny or embrace
"We Live for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
E.T. phone home
Original Lyrics:
We live for love
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your benchmark
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Shadows of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surrender all the beans to me tonight 'cause there's too many elves
Original Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight they'll come true in the end

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ceej

Heard on the radio at work

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
Better Lyrics:
Hanky for that gross snot
Use this hanky for that gross snot
Hanky for that gross snot
Your sleeve? No way!!!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Better Lyrics:
Hippy wants to smoke pot
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Submitted by: mikopath
"Shadows Of The Night"
Better Lyrics:
I'm dreaming dreams of sodomy tonight
They'll come true in the end
Original Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
Submitted by: Stacy Morrison

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Never Wanna Leave You"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Never wanna leave you
Why They're Repetitive:
Good song but irritating. Not only are the lyrics repetitive, so is the music. I think of it as the song that never ends
Submitted by: shelley j. dawson
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Somebody's Baby"
Opening Lines:
You used to be somebody's baby.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Tell Me Why"
Opening Lines:
Tell me why the stars do shine.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Hell is for Children"
The Lyrics:
HELL! HELL IS FOR HELL! HELL IS FOR HELL!
Hell is for children!
Why:
I first thought that this was indicating that children were going straight to Hell itself. I later found out that it was about child abuse, but then again that's a form of "Hell" in this material life anyway : *** (
Submitted by: Stop The Madness NOW
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
The Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot, fire away!
Why:
It sounds like she's actually telling someone to shoot her!
Submitted by: Amber Wayland

Song Title Space Change:

"All Fir, Ed Up" originally "All Fired Up"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Christ Ma's in America" originally "Christmas in America"
The question now: Is she legal or illegal?
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Promise Sin The Dark" originally "Promises In The Dark"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Heartbreak ER" originally "Heartbreaker "
An emergency room that you don't want to visit.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"H. Ellis For Children" originally "Hell Is For Children"
Whoever H. Ellis is
Submitted by: Carmen Nunki

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Ben, Pat, Tara Submitted by: Chelsea Dunn
Ben, Tap A Rat Submitted by: Fiona Pear
Rat Nap Beat Submitted by: George Straitjacket
I do like Benatar's music.
Bare At Pant Submitted by: Josh
So, she's going bottomless?
Apt Art Bane Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret, relling is overrated)

Song Title Anagrams:

"Belle Age" originally "Le Bel Age"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Gee, Bella!" originally "Le Bel Age"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Legal Bee" originally "Le Bel Age"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Be Gal, Lee" originally "Le Bel Age"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Label? Gee!" originally "Le Bel Age"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Love Is a Battlefield"
Banned by the BBC during the Gulf War
Submitted by: Evan
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Banned after 9/11.
Submitted by: Beth
"Shadows Of The Night"
It's not the song really that was banned (not that I know of anyway) but the music video for it. The video for this song from the 80s was and is banned in Germany (it's never been played on German tv to this day). It was banned because of the storyline for the video. Which wasthought up by some record executive at Pat Benatar's record company at the time. It's a black and white video and it takes place during World War II and it features American soldiers and German Nazis. With swastikas and everything. It's an OK video (no real violence or anything), but I think it's kind of dumb and boring since the WWII storyline doesn't really pertain to the song at all. The lyrics have nothing to do with and never reference anything having to do with Word War II. I've also heard because of this, and the fact that she felt the video didn't fit her image (it was called a "costume" video) Pat Benatar wasn't very happy with it. And she never again let her record company tell her how one of her videos was going to be done. It was banned by the German government because of the Nazi imagery. The German government (and I dont' blame them) doesn't like anything in the entertainment media that would appear to advocate or promote Nazism or Hitler or any of his ideas. The same thing happened with an episode from Star Trek TOS. For those of you who don't know, that means the original show with Captain Kirk and company. When the show went into reruns around the world, the episode PatternsOf Force was banned in Gemany. It's never been shown there. The episode concernsthe crew of the Enterprise going to a planet with a Nazi worldwide government. It's a pretty dumb episode. Mostly because of the really lame acting. They tried to be humorous with it, but then there's nothing funny about Adolf Hitler and the Nazis.
Submitted by: Edward

Song Title Acrostics:

WB: "We Belong"
Short for Warner Brothers.
Submitted by: Sherock

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"We Love For Live" originally "We Live For Love"
Submitted by: Sherock
"Ire Fanned Ice" originally "Fire And Ice"
Submitted by: Fiona Pear
"Be Lee Wong" originally "We Belong"
Submitted by: She
"Be Wee Long" originally "We Belong"
Submitted by: She
"Hit Bee With Your Messed Shot" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Names as a Word Bank:

Rant At A Better Rat Trap Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Pat Tend-a-bar originally "Pat Benatar"
Submitted by: She
Tat Pen-a-bar originally "Pat Benatar"
Submitted by: She
Bat Ten-a-par originally "Pat Benatar"
Submitted by: She
Bat Pen-a-tar originally "Pat Benatar"
Submitted by: Rockin' B****

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
The Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
Why:
You would NOT want this to go off while being held up by a nervous gunman!
Submitted by: Glenn

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